Sam
@sama1988.bsky.social
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An ass that won’t quit, and a mouth that won’t shut
https://Instagram.com/samabdulla/
I once held the door for Stephen Merchant coming out of the loo.
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about 10 hours ago
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Gonna get the cheese out.
3 days ago
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Because I’m a veggie, my mam made me a “beef” wellington with veggie sausage filling. Her decoration is a choice.
5 days ago
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Waiting for
@calumcam.bsky.social
to come back with a puppuccino and a flat white, but I’m not saying who had what.
7 days ago
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I’ve been to the gym twice. Why don’t I have giant muscles.
12 days ago
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Forgot my headphones, forced to rawdog the gym
16 days ago
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If I’m ever in the position of power, I’m bringing back the death sentence for people who have different coloured sets of lights on their Christmas trees.
16 days ago
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The things I would do to Russell Tovey.
16 days ago
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Choo choo
18 days ago
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I think it’s about time we all admitted that Joanne is a good album (I’m listening to Joanne)
18 days ago
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And the return Cardiff to Edinburgh, so glad it’ll be a Bonnie journey
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18 days ago
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Why does Trainline ask my preferences (front facing, table, no need to be near a toilet or luggage rack) only to place me backward, next to the toilet and luggage rack, with only the fold down.
20 days ago
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If one of you could take the dogs out, that would be great.
21 days ago
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You will be visited by three spirits
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22 days ago
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Really got my best side there
22 days ago
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My girls.
23 days ago
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Smiling for a change
25 days ago
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I’m suddenly getting a lot of instagram ads for Viagra. What do they know that I don’t.
25 days ago
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Polished the dome.
26 days ago
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My ma and nieces are up this weekend, and yesterday arty asked to do the zip on my coat, she missed the catch at the bottom so the zip didn’t move nicely and she said “oh, sorry your belly is too big to do it up” Excuse me while I never recover.
about 1 month ago
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“There’s pizza left; who wants another slice”
about 1 month ago
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Need new headshots for a conference. Creative team at work unavailable to do them until February. So instead, they sent me, a F*g, instructions on how to take a selfie. Girl.
about 1 month ago
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Sad, because I’d just seen how much more time we had left to play.
about 1 month ago
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Desperately hoping the dogs don’t notice I’m awake because all I can hear is the pissing rain outside.
about 1 month ago
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Sports go sports
about 1 month ago
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Your reminder to get the Thebans rugby charity calendar if you haven’t yet, the perfect stocking filler.
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about 1 month ago
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Second day in a row where I’ve eaten the lunch I brought from home instead of going to the canteen and buying chips. Follow me for more financial well being tips
about 1 month ago
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List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. Beardy 2. Baldie 3. World best rugby player
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about 1 month ago
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Managed about 2 minutes of Laura Kuenssberg before feeling sick to my boots at the deplorable rhetoric that passes for popular policy in this country.
about 1 month ago
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What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child? But now we are besties
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about 1 month ago
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I miss the summwr
about 2 months ago
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Shiny.
about 2 months ago
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Support a good cause, look at naked rugby players
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about 2 months ago
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Dressing as a bald bitch for Halloween
2 months ago
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Preordered your Thebans Rugby calendar yet? No? Well get it here
caledonian-thebans-rfc.square.site
Profits support grassroots LGBT+ rugby and Waverley Care, Scotlands HIV and hepatitis charity.
2 months ago
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I wonder what it would take to have napping including formally in my work plan.
2 months ago
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reposted by
Sam
Looking to support a good cause? Want to look at Naked rugby players? Look no further then this years Thebans Rugby Calendar, starring yours truly.
caledonian-thebans-rfc.square.site
2 months ago
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Looking to support a good cause? Want to look at Naked rugby players? Look no further then this years Thebans Rugby Calendar, starring yours truly.
caledonian-thebans-rfc.square.site
2 months ago
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Go team.
2 months ago
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Hanging with my home girl
3 months ago
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The tinge from the water case makes me look the pink power ranger
3 months ago
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Mostly sweat at this point.
3 months ago
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Went for a dip
3 months ago
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Is he grabbing… a sword
3 months ago
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Friday.
3 months ago
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Athletic support.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Dog decided to bark from about 5:30, now he’s sleeping soundly on the couch. Might start howling at the top of my lungs and then just stare expectantly at him.
4 months ago
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My anaconda don’t want none.
4 months ago
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Age verification? I was told if I went to university and worked hard then a home would be affordable.
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4 months ago
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