Every time I try and figure out how Viper works I can feel my eyes blink one at a time like a lizard… even the “Viper for Dummies” guides arnt dumb enough for me… it’s too much, too many things that turn into other things with the same name… IM JUST A HUMBLE DRAGOON MAIN IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS

We’ve been shipping L4B, we’ve been shipping Rhiyo, but that street fight got me thinking about Stephanie Vaquer x Raquel Rodriguez… LITERALLY just kiss already… what would their ship name be even? Stephquel? Vaqriguez? Raquer? I need to know… WWE? You mean the infinite toxic yuri machine…

‼️ROYAL RUMBLE PREDITIONS‼️ -Honestly even though Rhea is my favourite I actually don’t want her to win, because I want to see her in elimination chamber (which I WOULD like her to win) cuz last time she was in there was 2022 and I need it okay…

Got a low quality item with 82% so I guess I’m just killing myself #FFXIV

Recently unlocked Cosmic Exploration and the Island Sanctuary, sorry Post Endwalker and Dawntrail but THIS is the game now #FFXIV

I love pears, I eat one basically every day… I just bit into one and it felt like I had sand in my mouth??? Upon googling, this is apparently just a thing that can happen to pears… I may never eat one again

One thing about me is that if I catch you using generative AI I will make fun of you directly to your face bc you should feel sad and stupid about wasting ridiculous amounts of water just because you’re too lazy to form a thought

There’s rumours of Rhea moving to Smackdown sometime this year I feel sick (NO!!! NOOOO!!! NONONONONO!!)

“Learning isn’t simply passing one’s eyes over words. Nay… ‘Tis when understood for oneself that knowledge attains its true value.” ~ Y’shtola Rhul The writing in Endwalker is going hard as fuck

“No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk.” DAMN. HYDAELYN GOT BARS!!!

Y’all I just had an evil thought… what of Rhiyo end up being the last two in the Royal Rumble… or one of them ends up eliminating the other at least… HELP IM SCARED

Just started RPDR Season 18… Athena Dior walks in… bitch that’s Alexis Michelle.. HELLO?? THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE??? (And I don’t really like either of them)

Just finished it…. Ow… (SO FUCKING GOOD THO GODDAMN)

Endwalker spoilers (Art not mine)

Love seeing the email from my work telling me not to come in till 9am at 8:20 while I’ve already been standing at the front gate for 20 minutes… (USUALLY THEY CALL SO I DONT CHECK MY EMAILS) ragin…

LETS FUCKING GO!!! RHIYO ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! I FUCKING KNEW THEY WOULD!!! RAAAAGGHHH I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!! #RHIYO #ANDTHENEW

HAPPY RHIYO BECOMING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!!

Why am I unironically learning how to play mahjong in FFXIV at 2am

I very much love the Endwalker intro splash, but I’m really going to miss loading up the game to “RIDING HOOOOOOO”

Currently reading (listening to) Sunrise on the Reaping, and Suzanne is cooking… all the food Haymich can find is the same as what he already has in his pack, but more enticing, and also poisoned… I’m picking up what you’re putting down, Collins… (she is NOT holding back on the social commentary)

Also have this image that I made last night at the request of my friends while we work through Post Shadowbringers…

Me @ future me knowing I’m working at 8am next Tuesday but also that I’m gonna stay up and watch Raw live (which starts at 1am for me) anyway… (WILL BE WORTH IT FOR THE NEW TAG CHAMPS!! RHIYO NATION!!)

A gift to all the FFXIV enjoyers on my feed (it scared the shit out of me several times today)

But also Rhea Ripley bleeding on Monday Night Raw? Merry Christmas to ME. (I hope she’s okay tho, I hope we won’t have another smiley piercing situation- she got hit HARDDD)

Oh god. The rift between Rhiyo is starting.. this is the beginning.. I didn’t think it would be so soon… IM SCAREDDDD HELPPPPP…

Just watched the season finale of The Mighty Nein… OHHHHH MYYYYY FUCKINGGGGG GODDDDDDDDDD… (Also NOT what I thought was going to close out the first season… iykyk)

The Aeor and Eisslecross mention made me pee a little #themightynein

Just found out my best friend puts cinnamon in his scrambled eggs…. I need a new best friend

I just burned the roof of my mouth so fucking bad omfg ow

Damn, I make one angsty edit of Rhea’s beautiful Oscar worthy sad faces from after losing her titles and the entire comments section is “SHES OVERPUSHED!” “SHE DOESNT NEED THE TITLES” “*lists all her achievements like I don’t know* SHE SHOULDNT HAVE IT” like fucking damn I just think she’s pretty

So excited about the Terror Twins reunion and even more excited about the snarky snark attitude between Rhea and Alexa ehehehe

Genuinely who the fuck is Charlotte Flair’s stylist, bc I think they should go to jail… Charlottes outfits this past few months have been absolutely DIABOLICAL…

So good to finally get more Yasha scenes in The Mighty Nein, but did they have to hurt my feelings IMMEDIATELY? Also I’m confused by what they’re doing with her.. they seem to be going with the Obann arc right off the bat??? Huh… Regardless she’s so fucking cool so whatever ig

You want to learn Japanese because you’re a weeb who watches anime, I want to learn Japanese so I can accurately write Rhiyo fanfiction, we are not the same…

I’ve entered the “genuine psychosis” stage of my current hyperfixation btw but none of my friends give a fuck about WWE so I’m just alone in my room like

The worst thing about being a Steddie shipper is that it has spoiled me for everything else… bc what do you mean there’s only 49 Rhiyo fanfics on AO3 right now?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

Man… the Mighty Nein show does such a good job of reminding you how genuinely fucking scary Caleb is… it was easy to forget during the campaign bc “haha sad boy stinky wizard man” but oh my god… he is fucking terrifying… that episode was so fucking good

Me: *sits down on a chair in the office* My manager: oh be careful! That one’s broken! Me: no it isn’t, I fixed it yesterday Her: oh! :D *immediately gets up and hands me her chair to also fix* This is my life now I guess…

Happy birthday to my favourite Bethany Rage quote

Me: at work, just trying to do my job My brain:

Huh.. I was wrong about this too…. Her and Rhea are just besties now?? I GUESS??? I still think Charlexa don’t have long tho… hmmmmm

The devil works fast, but Rhea Ripley editors work faster… I’m proud of this one, so I’ll post it here too ig lol

THE FUCKING ART THE CLOWN MASK OMFG!!! SHE FUCKING HAS A BIN BAG FULL OF WEAPONS AND EVEN BROUGHT IYO’S TRASHCAN OUT FOR HER!! THE GIRLFRIENDS!!!

Well… I was wrong… lmao

Having the shift from hell (serving hoards of rude drunk women at the bar and mopping a full bladders worth of piss off the floor of the men’s bathroom) and the ONLY thing getting me through is WAR GAMES TONIGHT!!! Mami save me.. save me Mami…

Charlotte calling Rhea “mate” felt like a hate crime icl

RHEA’S SCAR?!?!?! HELLO??? OH MY GODDDDD

Steve Harrington wielding a chainsaw I am HARD

Listen I’m an Eddie STAN. And I love Steve so much and I love Robin so much….. but Erica is a stone cold badass and she’s the best character in the whole show I feel genuinely robbed of her in the earlier seasons

And if I said Karen Wheeler is the hottest character in Stranger Things?? What then??? Huh?? WHAT THEN???