Starmer heads to Paris

What ever happened to the audit of the gold musk was going to do? I presume there’s none left one way or another

It’s so impressive how quickly Jesse can produce new fully thought out outstanding lyrics.

Bluesky is back but he’s still not dead

Donny Darkness and Filthy Pete plot their next brilliant strategic cluster fuck

Donny Darkness and Filthy Pete plot their next brilliant strategic cluster fuck

Bluesky is back but he’s still not dead

Dark Donald and Filthy Pete. Has a certain ring to it no?

Darkness and Filth

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Darkness and Filth are my two new names for Trump and Hegseth.

Maybe it’s just me but it seems like tempting fate praising 18 year olds for driving a super car fast through a busy shopping car park. Also hegseth is dumb as fuck.

The Daily Mail is asking the internet a question about Brexit. The internet is answering.... with 79% for rejoining the EU and counting. 🇪🇺 Not quite what they were hoping for ... Make your vote count here: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... #Brexit #Poll #WhenTheInternetDecides

I truly don't know where to start with this one.

Extraordinary report of a massacre of Palestinians in southern Gaza. This journalist reporting she saw the beheaded bodies of 10 children. This journalist is reporting that Israel has slit the throats of ten children and placed them on the side, all of whom were less than 5 years old. I saw all of

A minimum of 6% less growth according to the IMF because Trump got suckered into a stupid war by Israel and hegseth no doubt told him it was a great idea because he thinks this is the crusades again.

I’m way more worried about the threat of nuclear weapons as a result of Trump than the Iranians

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I think given he has ready access to nuclear weapons and a compliant military it’s better to tell him he won. Bigly.

If this was the 1700s Trump would have so been a massive and especially cruel slave owner.

A lettuce would have been better for the economy than Trump. LITERALLY.

A lettuce would have been better for the economy than Trump. LITERALLY.

If Biden had stayed in and basically been asleep and done nothing for the last year the world (including the US) would have been better off than today.

iPhone charger cables. The devils floss.

Dr glowy hand

Waiting for the idiot to wake up and start trolling the IMF.

Amazing new medical devices the Americans have, apparently one even makes your hand glow like you are the wheel of time.

Brent crude rises another 8% after Trumps latest brain fart to shut the straights and Vance’s failure to charm the Iranians. Never in the course of human conflict has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.

Tactical voting could help ensure #Reform do not succeed in May - whilst I do not support any particular party, I would ask people to consider tactical voting. We do not want the Temu Trump Party running anything in the UK. Say NO to Nazis

How to tie yourself in your own Gordian knot. When narcissism meets reality.

Is there something about the onset of dementia that makes someone post longer and longer rambling messages?

I’m a bat and I don’t take kindly to my shit being associated with your president. Please stop it.

Sold or leased?

Q: Could this be true?!! Was Melania sold to Donald Trump as a sex slave?!! A: Sex slavery is a genuine thing among Republicans— because no one would ever have sex with a Republican consensually. That’s obvious, isn’t it?

How to tie yourself in your own Gordian knot. When narcissism meets reality.

Operation Epic Fuckup. Simples.

Is there something about the onset of dementia that makes someone post longer and longer rambling messages?

America wouldn’t need a draft if it didn’t keep on starting wars

America wouldn’t need a draft if it didn’t keep on starting wars

I imagine it’s like being stoned permanently without any of the upside. Thoughts and prayers that the top step of airforce one becomes his true nemesis.

At least 25% of Biden’s inflation increase was down to a broken commodities market and effectively price gouging for natural gas. There was never a shortage after covid. The amount in storage globally went up.

Does anyone other than journalists read his thought vomits I wonder? Most of Maga would struggle with the process I imagine. The rest would rather not know and have their faith in him being chosen by god shattered once and for all.

Can everyone on here stop being horrible about the president please. He’s old and sad and just fucked badly (who hasn’t started a war they couldn’t get out of?) and he’s quite likely losing his grip on reality. But mainly he’s got a bag next to him that blows up the world. Thanks