Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you all my final act in my unwavering commitment to the bit. Highguard forever

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Fellas the new video hit the trending page again, we are so unmistakably back

I’ve seen enough. Just bought 3 copies of Highguard. This masterpiece deserves every penny

Happy Highguard Eve fellas. Highguard is only out in New Zealand right now due to time zones, but the initial steam numbers are looking really promising! Gonna be interesting how much further it can go once the rest of the world gets their hands on it

Hey guys, got my early copy of Highguard but apparently you have to play through a mandatory demo of some weird indie game before continuing. Does anyone know how long this is supposed to take so I can get back to the real game?

Holy shit

I was hoping the new Fable would look good at this showcase today, but it doesn’t. It looks AMAZING dude holy

Okay I hated the pitch of this new Double Fine game at first, but the more I watch the more I’m like “this actually looks cool and unique as hell” haha

BREAKING 🚨: NEW GLOBALLY SOURCED 2026 Most Anticipated Games List based on whether or not that game is Highguard

The funniest outcome of this whole Highguard saga would be if it releases and absolutely pops off. So to make that happen, I will be Highguard’s OFFICIAL NUMBER ONE FAN for the next week! If you need any info about it lmk, however it will not be accurate and based on vibes only

Basing the rest of my 2026 on whether or not the Niners win tonight

Every single stack of every mainline Fallout game with achievements 100% done. With all the hours I put in to this I’m starting to look like a ghoul irl lol

This game is too good to be this under talked about. Scratched the itch left by Alien Isolation perfectly and probably one of the only horror games I’ve played that was scarier in the SECOND half than the first. I just hope it doesn’t take 13 more years for a sequel lmao

Fellas, tis the season. Which is why to show my appreciation to you all, I’ll be giving away 5 copies of LORD OF THE RINGS: GOLLUM live on stream today. This could be YOUR chance to play the game of all time No need to call me a hero or anything by the way, I already know.

I will say, I feel like the subcategory awards at The Game Awards could use some tweaking. They always seem to default to the GOTY nominee when it should be a bit more nuanced Like Hades 2 is a better game than Ninja Gaiden 4, but I ALSO think NG4 is a better ACTION game than H2

I know everyone expected the E33 sweep which of course happened, but I thought The Game Awards was great this year! Lots of cool announcements and everyone got their time to shine on stage. Geoff is low-key killing it with the shows as of late

Dredge completed! I can’t even say “Women want me, Fish fear me” anymore because now I’m afraid of both

Struck gold cleaning out my family’s closet. Completely forgot we had this stupid controller that tracks your irl skateboard moves to do in game. I am about to perform SO many upstairs neighbor activities

The Game Awards winners if they only polled people with correct opinions

This game was bananas and probably in my top 3 that I’ve played this year. Only issue was that the Ninjas didn’t do a lot of Gaiden in this game, it was mainly the side characters Gaiden you around everywhere. Very deceptive title. Video at end of the month btw I promise

Not sure why people are getting upset about 3 Expedition 33 VOs getting Game Award Nominations when Troy Baker channeled the Holy Spirit of Harrison Ford (still alive) within him and SHOULD be the runaway favorite anyway

They call me the Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen of SpongeBob games, because I’m #1

This fresh-save Ninja Gaiden 4 Master Ninja run is going really well guys! Please just ignore the deaths, and that I’m still only on chapter 1…

After completing this, I have managed to survive the most evil, depressing and downright unforgiving place on earth: Regular Scotland

Hello! I played 30+ horror games this year, and these were the 3 scariest I came across in case anyone wants to play something genuinely terrifying this Halloween 1. From The Darkness 2. Devotion 3. Mortuary Assistant HM: Outlast 2 (Only because it’s scary how bad the game is lol)

Unreal 5 tends to have this issue where some games look great, whereas others look super plastic-y and this Halo CE Remaster definitely falls into the latter camp to me. A lot of it comes down to art direction, which is why maybe letting 90% of your art team walk was a bad idea

These Hills were NOT Silent at all. I guess the “f” stands for False Advertising smh. 8/10

I REALLY need to hire someone who just stands over my shoulder while I edit and tells me if the part I’m working on is ass or not. I think overthinking takes up 75% of my editing time, especially with the video I’m working on now 😭

Silent Hill f and South of Midnight genuinely both might be in my top 3 stories I’ve played this year, while simultaneously being bottom 3 in combat. Developers I beg of you please make these women hit things better

Without a doubt, the hardest job in the world is being Xbox’s PR person. Imagine getting a miniature suicide note from your boss every week and your task is to “make it fun” lmao

Unfortunately, I’ve made a discovery about myself today that I can no longer deny… I am a dirty little consumer. Will report back to you all on if it’s worth the second mortgage

Had a ton of fun completing the Oblivion Remaster! However I know how these apps work so I now must be controversial. Skyrim is still way better than this and it’s not even remotely close

Fun fact: I used a total of 73 different songs in this Gears 5 video. Very cool. Not so fun fact: I got food poisoning because I was non-stop on working on it yesterday and didn’t notice my leftovers had gone bad. Please watch so I can fund my trip to the pharmacy thank you

There’s a lot of discourse around Silksong “being too hard” and wanting an easy mode since a lot of enemies do 2 masks of damage. Which I get, but I have yet to see anyone suggest the obvious solution to this Make everything do THREE masks of damage. Get them to lock the fuck in

I was afraid that with all the insane levels of hype, Silksong would feel somewhat disappointing when I finally got around to playing it. But nah, this is LITERALLY peak

Fellas, we are actually SO back. Journey starts tomorrow

Honestly thinking about ripping a Pantheon 5 run on Silksong Eve without having played Hollow Knight in 3 years. What could go wrong right?

Now that I’ve finished this, watched the show and listened to basically all the OST, I have become fully Castlevania-pilled. So when’s the next game fellas, surely soon right?

I would make a witty comment about this completion… but I forgot (Can you believe groundbreaking comedy like this is here for FREE?!)

Never have I had a game trigger my fight or flight so much. Also whoever made the achievement for embalming 100 bodies deserves prison

Non gaming related tweet so apologies to my core audience, but I was finally able to bench 255lbs at the gym after months of aiming for it. Next big step is to do any cardio at the gym whatsoever

One of my bucket list dreams as a challenge YouTuber is to have a popular game create a hard achievement with me in mind and calling me out to beat it. So if any AAA or indie devs need a guinea pig to test their game’s limits, my make-a-wish ass will ABSOLUTELY do so

Finally got around to completing Deadpool Tony Hawk, can’t wait to see what the developer has next for Xbox am I right fellas?

You know what the world needs? A F.E.A.R. video in the year of our lord 2025. You can thank me later

In a game with horrors such as spooky pngs and children, the real fear was the 1000 multiplayer games I had to play on servers that freeze like the ice age

Finally got this bad boy wrapped up. Lune and Maelle also single handedly carried the end game so shout out to women

First try lmao

Just paid off a traffic ticket with a 2% cash back credit card. Thanks for the free money suckers

Lies of PEAK is so back. DLC had one or honestly even two of my top 10 souls-like bosses ever. Genuinely can’t wait for the follow up because the devs somehow keep getting better