Really funny shit I said while drunk, I have 0 memory of any of this, apparently I played a horror game with my partner and started "taking notes" in our dms 😭😭

I WANT TO BE INSIDEYOU

Going to germany and asking for my food Guten free 🗣️

Recently made a discord server for all my friends to know each other and do group events and stuff, it instantly turned into a bully me for being 5'5 club 😭😭5'5 IS NOT SHORT

Damn I'm drunk as shit rn, this might be becoming a genuine issue getting drunk once a week 😭how many times does it take for this to become an actual issue, I don't rely on alcohol or anything I just think it's so fun to be drunk

Gay people and they inability to self love am I right? (I'm a gay people)

Revisited a roblox game I made when I was about 10 years old, SO much nostalgia, I wanted to make a pokemon game so bad and had so much lore and game ideas planned out

身長が15歳にして１７０センチあるからかなり大きいんだよね実際

Bluesky has such a weird ass community, half the time it's artists and chill people, half the time it's people who complain way too much, and half the time it's just porn accounts, weirdly miserable website to be on at times

Livin it up in the center of Fart City, my house the Brapitol building

"Oh I'm not green! I'm jesus" - Drunk me while playing roblox with my bf and friend apparently 😭

Been getting REALLY into vocaloid music, birdbrain is SO peak dude, I've been sleeping on Teto for WAY too long

I'm literally Hakari jjk bro, my bf is so awesome I won the jackpot with him, turns out being with someone emotionally mature who knows how to be affectionate feels GREAT 😭

Instead of saying slay queen or slay king to nonbinary people we should say slay monarch

Call masc lesbians a wii remote the way they always got that strap on 🗣️🗣️

Got drunk again tonight, drunk calling with my bf is so fun dude I love just not giving a shit or being self conscious about how I'm talking 😭

JJK is like the Christianity of anime, none of the fans know how to read

He's finally speaking my language ❤️

I'm bludding it, and by "it" I mean my diddy, naaah diddy blud has GYATT to calm down 😂✌️

I can't believe it's already 6/7, the memes derp by so fast ❤️

KOEI TECMO, GIVE AOT 3 AN OPEN WORLD TO EXPLORE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

AOT 3 after almost an entire decade since AOT 2 released This is... freedom

HANGE MY GOATTTTT MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!! I'M SO HYPED FOR THIS GAME

RAAAH I JUST SAW THE AOT 3 GAME REVEAL I'M SO HYPED HOLY SHIT!!!! I'm going to buy that game day 1 and nobody is going to see me again for 4 months because I am going to be playing NONSTOP

#pikuani THEMODELS SO GOOD 😭😭

Woke up to an ant infestation in my kitchen, living in the home of phobia 💔

Commander #Hange #attackontitan

Woke Obama be like: uhhh let me be queer

Bundle of joy? NAH! I'm a puddle of piss 😇

Pride month is cool and all but I'm waiting for wrath month, KILL KILL KILL KILL!

Devastating news, a second plane has hit Vivi city, I got diagnosed with bi-polar today, still processing how I feel about it but ruh roh!! that's a real stinker of a diagnosis to have

The woke mob tries to make you believe gay people exist all year around but this isn't true, we ONLY exist during june, after this month gay people disappear back into little crevices in the earth

Subtle foreshadowing for future character arcs.... 😭

For pride month this year I will be killing 23 billion people

Oh yeah it's pride month now, happy birthday to all four gay people, you guys are awesome, all four of you that's every single gay people ever

Joining the mystery gang, call me scooby derp

bones

Got drunk last night, that shit was awesome!! Been genuinely like 6 months since the last time I got drunk for real

If you think about it Miku and Teto are like the red judas and blue judas of vocaloid

When I'm in a not thinking about diddling kids competition and my opponent is bluesky degens

It's raining today, I love the rain so much, sitting under a blanket all cozy watching droplets hit the plants outside my window is so nice

Finally gonna get my headphones repaired after three months of no right ear audio 😭

Plants are so cool I wish nature was real

“This vexes me” - Dr. Foreskin from house

Beating up the Disneyland mascots (their bruises form hidden mickeys)

ts pibby me off