What's up with this double spread ad? Impossible to tell what it's advertising. For some reason, most of the books are facing the wrong way. Paunchy man in tight sweater looks lost. It's for Brunello Cucinelli if that's any help (no idea) 🤷🏻‍♀️

After being on hold for 26 minutes to confirm an appointment, I am reminded why I stopped being a @specsaversuk.bsky.social customer a few years ago 🤦🏻‍♀️ #specsavers is inefficient.

I wrote a post about how easy it was to leave #Spotify for another streaming platform. (I chose #Qobuz but other platforms are available.) open.substack.com/pub/communik...

Relatable because all gum tastes like it's 10,000 years old after about 10 minutes to me

Yet again, LBD is doing the brilliant work that the actual news media are *meant* to be doing!

I wrote an unscientific Substack post about "premium" cat food open.substack.com/pub/communik... #catfood #cat

I missed this memo 😳 #comedy apparently 🤔

Mmm. Maths is not my strongest thing but even I can see the error here 🤦🏻‍♀️

A dozen women accused Andrew Cuomo of sexual harassment, causing him to resign as governor of NY, and yet he still got more than 40% of the votes to become mayor 😳 Wow, America.

I wrote about the new Depeche Mode film #depechemode 🖤 open.substack.com/pub/communik...

I'm in an echo chamber for sure because nobody I know thinks Farage is anything other than a giant 💩 stain

I played a couple of short sets last night and if you fancy 73 minutes of uplifting tunes have a listen #djspecialkay www.mixcloud.com/kaybar007/le...

"When the ETIAS is introduced from 2026 onwards, travellers from non-EU countries will have to pay a fee of around €20 per person for travel authorisation." €80+ for a family, that's way more than we paid in taxes to be part of the EU! Another own goal from the Brexiteers 🤦

I ❤️ Alan Carr #TraitorsUK

Any UK folk after a new Pixel phone? Get 15% off with this deal from Google Store's Referral Programme. Use code REF-CILYZZ06D7BD0XX5WBSCO8G at checkout : store.google.com/ideas/pixel-...

If you lost your keys in E9 I know where they are #lostkeys #london #bikekeys

I got interviewed about doing a show on Balearic Breakfast, if you're curious about how I got into DJing (!?) this covers it www.balearicbreakfast.com/post/family-...

I really didn't like The Great Gatsby stage adaptation but I realise lots of people loved it, could have been brilliant but was incredibly mediocre IMO.

Just when you thought the planet can't handle any more giant political grifters than what's been happening of late, two more bona fide narcissistic dunderheads throw their hats into the ring 🤦🏻‍♀️ www.webworm.co/wildorgan/

Nevermind, all advice to go to the police station is 11 years out of date 🤦🏻‍♀️ I wrote about it here open.substack.com/pub/communik...

Don't suppose anyone's found a Dutch passport in London for a Marlo McMahon ? Daughter has managed to lose it 🤦🏻‍♀️ #dutchpassport #lostpassport

Back from my second festival in two weeks. I realise how lucky I am to be able to spend time dancing in a field, and I don't take it for granted. #WeOutHere really hit the mark this year, my 6th year of attendance and it was memorable & magical ⭐💫❤️

I'm writing on Substack for the practice, mostly, and my latest piece is about my first ever car accident which happened two weeks ago substack.com/home/post/p-...

I did a guest mix on Balearic Breakfast this morning, my set starts an hour in & is all vinyl, which becomes apparent 😆 Have a listen: www.mixcloud.com/colleencosmo... #specialkay #balearic #vinyldj

I played a set at my friend's pub last weekend & this is most of it if you fancy a summery soundtrack for whatever you're doing www.mixcloud.com/kaybar007/st...

Catching up on a bunch of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver episodes and in between the laughing & the open mouthed gasping I am curious if any Trump supporters ever watch it to see how the opposing team thinks 🤔

Common misconceptions debunked, a cracking amount of data & information in here. Prepare to be amazed informationisbeautiful.net/visualizatio...

Whatever is in this thread will be worth reading & if you want to support disabled people in London please give this account a follow 👇 @choiceinhackney.bsky.social

This is an essential read from Grace Spence Green who was permanently injured when a person landed on her at Westfield Mall in Stratford. Her journey, resilience & insight is remarkable and eye opening 💫💪 @gracespencegreen.bsky.social observer.co.uk/news/first-p...

www.nts.live There's a tribute to The Cure all afternoon on NTS Radio, added bonus Depeche Mode Never Let Me Down Again is now playing! 🎉 #thecure #depechemode

This is an interactive article showing Hollywood movies and how accurately they cast their Asian characters (best viewed on a laptop/desktop rather than a phone) It's insightful and fascinating in equal parts 🧧 pudding.cool/2025/05/aapi...

Currently travelling on a train for 40 minutes north of Paris for €2. A similar journey from London for 40 minutes north is £21.40 🙁

June is Pride Month. Let's call out companies who show support for LGBTQ+ people while also advertising on GB News, a channel that pumps out LGBTQ+ hate! Tell these companies to pick a side - hate or Pride, it takes 20 seconds to submit the form: action.goodlawproject.org/pick-side-ha...

Good grief Australia 🤦🏻‍♀️

Any #FieldandFlower customers here? I had pork mince delivered last week which is either beef or venison so I think it's contaminated or mislabeled, but they're insisting it's a different cut of pork. It smelt & tasted like red meat, which I don't eat 🤢

Black Mirror S7 ep 1 feels like a natural progression given how the US treats medical intervention. Cynical & horrifying but somehow depressingly believable 🤷🏻‍♀️ #blackmirror

Great to see the massive lights with plants in the Singapore garden but the light show was really only good for kids (show tunes with coordinated lights) At least it was free 🤷🏻‍♀️

#Supergroove at the Black Barn winery in Havelock North tonight was absolutely brilliant, hadn't expected to see them live on holiday but so happy to have experienced that show - fun, funky and fierce!

What a great quote: "Good stories happen to those who can tell them" (Ira Glass)

Auckland does have a lovely skyline 🇳🇿

Bye Krabi! It's been fantastic for the food, massages and swims and by golly has it been hot 🥵 🇹🇭

Laundry sheets are genius for reducing your carbon footprint apparently. But they're also ideal for washing your smalls on holiday as two sheets can be cut in half to do 4 loads, & they use up no space in your luggage 🎉 #traveltip

Currently on holiday in Thailand where mobile phone company Three wanted to charge £42 for #roaming for a week, & EE wanted to charge £11 a day! These bonkers prices led us to buy eSims which cost £4.70 each, & give 3GB over 30 days. Took minutes to download and install too 📞

URGH no it's a TACTILE experience you dingbat 🤦🏻‍♀️

New account, worth a follow 👇

@bitmoji.bsky.social please register my vote to revert to the original graphic style which was accurate and charming vs this cartoon rendering of late which is devoid of personality & looks generic 😕

There's an article on how to protect your phone in from US border control! Honestly, if you're thinking about traveling there while the orange buffoon is in the hotseat you might want to give your head a wobble. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

It's spring in London! 🌸

Like everyone else, I've started writing on Substack, I'm not sure what I'll write about or when as this is an accidental development, triggered by the loss of a very dear friend and my horror at him not having a will 😕https://substack.com/home/post/p-159477616

Bloody hell Tu Amor (Spanish version of Your Love) is now playing on 6Music 😳 It's the Luke Una edit! 🙌 (Shout out to the Idjut Boys for playing it first though)