Gio Reyna shows back up, scores in 4 minutes. Well then.

Well Bahn Mi.

I pay almost zero attention to football, but am I to take it from my TL that the New York Jets are the Minnesota Twins of the NFL?

I thought Dick Cheney was roughly 84 years old when he was vice president. Did he just not age for 20 years? Which, in truth, would not be a surprise given, you know, everything.

Deserved for Newcastle. They've dominated so far. Spurs getting overrun.

If the Thunder are going to play 2OT games every night, their athletic training staff should get a big bonus.

Lends some evidence to my belief that Dillingham just isn't good enough to play, and the Wolves' staff knows it. Conley backing up DiVincenzo makes some sense, though it leaves the 2nd unit questionable offensively.

Heard about the Frog in Portland, and, well, the Super Frog that Saved Tokyo doesn't take competition lightly.

Lucky to escape that half 0-0. Really a terrible performance from Spurs.

When the Lynx acquired Courtney Williams, I thought: Nice, she's a good player, she'll help. Um...I did not expect this. What a player.

We'll put that one in the "all wins count" category. Defense was good, but man, Spurs created nothing in attack today.

A shocking number of misplaced passes from Spurs in this second half so far.

USMNT absolutely shambolic at the back. Just awful.

So the grand jury refused to indict the sandwich thrower with relish? They decided the case simply didn't cut the mustard?

Perhaps this is equally true of other clubs of Spurs' size, but their inability to finish deals that seem, to mix sports, on the one yard line, is something to behold. Not in a good way. Sigh.

Getting gazzumped by Arsenal? Why yes, I do hate everything.

A little surprisingly, I don't miss shopping at Target at all. Thought I might, but I don't.

So nobody was willing to meet the Pohlad's price for the Twins. I get avarice, and I understand that it's a money printing machine when you slash payroll, but how much did they want?

We can't have nice things.

Carrington has been huge for the Lynx since arriving. Great acquisition. They've really just separated from the rest of the league at this point. In great shape to defend their title... ...oh. Yes, still mad about it.

This is embarrassing from the Aces. Non-competitive. Biggest disappointment in the league this season.

Have spent the last four hours watching Son Hueng-min highlights and crying a little bit.

My deadline reaction: Blame them (especially ownership) for getting into this position, but once there they had a plan and executed it. Tough to see the team gutted like this, but if you're gonna be a seller, then sell.

I would understand the Correa trade better if really any of the Twins young infielders were having decent seasons. Still, it's something Correa probably wanted, and I can understand the Twins moving him while they can since he's probably not central to the next good Twins team.

What is the biggest scandal in sports history and why is it the Wolves not making the summer league playoffs despite going 4-0?

Sinner! 1. Tennis should have entrance/exit music 2. Jannik Sinner should enter to Nina Simone singing "Sinnerman." He would never lose.

Only a 1 year deal? Feels like there should have been a bigger option out there for him.

Wow. I knew he'd get paid, but I didn't really expect that. Happy for a guy who was a throw-in to a trade, and really built his career with the Wolves. He'll be missed.

I was absolutely sure he was going to retire. Love the guy, not sure I'd use a roster spot/$3.6M on him.

The Sun are an absolute train wreck. What a mess.

5/125 feels pretty team friendly. What an amazing UDFA success story. I really thought he was too slow footed to make it when he was a rookie. Man was I wrong. Naz Reid!

First reaction is this is a decent return for Phoenix, though Green's contract has a rather unfortunate (for the Suns) player option in 2 summers.

Beyond the physical abilities to which I cannot relate, what amazes me about world class athletes is their brains. Losing that first set would have crushed me mentally, but Gauff just shakes it off and rolls through set 2.

What a nutso, epic first set this is.

This video raises many questions not, in fact, answered by the video. Nor by the linked article, frankly. Nevertheless, absolutely team Zebra.

What a great performance by Arsenal, as much as I hate to say it. Just fantastic defensively against a team that usually scores for fun. Leah Williamson absolute player of the match performance.

.Talk about against the run of play! This one counts for Arsenal.

Barca with the let off after the apparent own goal. Offside in the build up.

Arsenal doing a good job clogging up the midfield and stifling Barca in the early going. Not sure they can keep it up but a good start against a heavily favored side.

Don't talk to me about the quality of the game. Cup finals are not for style, they're for winning. COYS!!

YES!! GLORY GLORY SPURS!!

Thought once the new season started I would stop being pissed about game 5 of the Finals last year, but nope. Still mad. Go Lynx.

(Furiously searching online photos to find evidence that the pope was at Disco Demolition Night.)

How much that Pope Rookie card gonna be worth?

Breaking: Portillo's opening Vatican City location.

Pretty mad I never got my absentee pope ballot. Fake election.

Came to Toulouse to eat cassoulet. Spectacular.

Was talking to someone about the upcoming season and remembered how salty I remain about the WNBA Finals. Call the effing travel.

At this point, sub VdV, Kulu, Porro at halftime or before and just bubble wrap them until the Europa semi.

Wow. Spurs absolutely abject. Game doesn't matter for anything, but still, not showing up at home is a terrible look.