Any ascenders? youtu.be/DdOe7JKzd0k?...

Read a picture book. It possessed me to begin a paradigm shifting project.

Shattered Lance has arrived. I can finally commence operation horse army

WIP hogback riders

Wanted to try something slightly new this time. But there is still miniature making and painting youtu.be/Os3IydA1mqQ?...

The optimal beekeepers suit. The bees won't sting you if they think you are one of them

I finally got into incorporating push pins into my crafting. Only problem is that there are now about 12 loose spikes hiding in my craft room.

Rocket battery platforms. 1 turnip style. 1 swill style

Making good progress this week. New crew for blunderous Bertha #turnip28

Now that I have some dastardly factory owning swill folk, I needed to make their arch rivals. The lumpites #turnip28

Skin fish #swill

Be a good lad and drink your swill

I never thought it would happen but I finally finished the great proboscis. #turnip28 youtu.be/ybwrI5CBmEc?...

Helmet is now pristine and beautiful. Now I just to weather it by never cleaning and wearing it while marching on campaign for the next 78 years

He is almost done. I hope its not too late to submit him to the siege of geets contest #turnip28

Hound of tripealos #turnip28

Proboscis update Tower part

Secondary involuntary painting hiatus is over. I am finally adding some much needed depth and shading to the howdah towah

Im back to working on trunk tower. Im never adding details or anything to a model again. This guy is a true nightmare to paint

You can now a piece of manling joe history. BUY DISCOMBOBULUS NOW. youtu.be/gb5oLnFkBuQ?... www.ebay.com/itm/13687869... #turnip28

Disco Bob and his twin

Photogammetry time yeeees. Discombobulus scanned to blender. The number of polygons is a number with greek symbols in it. Each micro movement of adjusting my view takes 4 minutes and black smoke is billowing out from my laptop

Im already so sad for the Day that I drop this guy and shatters into a million pieces.

Its becoming clear I have got a lot to learn about sculpting. But he's coming together so far.

Discombobulus attempt numero two-oh (WIP) #BODDLINMOOR

Party #2 is 98% done

I wish they made turnip minis back like they did in the 90s. Nows its all just about selling crop rotation stratagem decks.

Beast of boddlin Moore is on hiatus. Turns out sculpting is pay 2 win, and you need proper tools. An armature bubble gum wrappers and chriwtmas wire collapses under the weight of clay. I sent Jeff beans my credit card info. He says he'll take care of it. In the mean time. Here's some WIP ragamuffins

The start of discombobulus. Beast of boddlin Moore/ blemmyes in the discus throw pose. A horrible choice. Cuz his face is his chest and its obstructed cuz of how he's scrunched up. But its too late now. I've already fully committed

All my research is always done in the form of top of all time for any given subreddit. But the scarlet pimpernel doesnt have one. So hopefully these yokels over this wikipedia website can be trusted. But there arent nearly enough flashing colorful images for my taste youtu.be/TQt2B28EHUs?...

I recorded the first play test of forcing my friends to play my homebrew turnip rpg. And didn't bother checking if the mic was on. Which is was not. My sound guy has been summarily executed for his failure.

WIP Reinforcements

Finished my Red Ribbon list #turnip28 1x Toff 2x toady 4x Chaff (CCW) 20x vegetables 6x gardeners 1x other thing

It cost me a small fortune in hot glue sticks but I have finally achieved minimal leakage table fog. Now I just need some vape juice flavored like sewage and spent gunpowder to complete the smell o vision ambiance.

The scarlet pimpernel and citizen pun name to be determined

Fancy man and toilet

The garden of plenty. #turnip28 each vegetable lovingly cultivated

The helmet is printed. Now I just need to learn how to electroplating stuff

I decided im gonna make a turnip fodder halloween costume for next year. Anyone know where i can source a 1568mm scale grass tuft?

I decided im getting into a new hobby. I've invested in a zine maker 5000

Zen garden

A chariot fit for a king #turnip28

Working on putting together some posters for #turnip28 terrain

I almost took 100 whole steps in just a single day. Im never walking again

Panda garden build day like 14. I definitely missed a few days looking back. Anyway its done. youtu.be/MZPS2c2QMb0?...

The very beginnings of the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary. Which is what cotton plants used to look like before the technocracy spoiled our shared consensus with all that scientific hoopla. Anyway im thinking it'll be an objective marker. Maybe just a random piece of Scatter terrain or something. #turnip

Bear enclosure day 5. We are nearing the home stretch

Panda garden. Day 4

Day 3 of panda monium. Here is his forever home

Day 2 panda progress