Freddie went to school today and was as good a student as I was.

Sally’s face when you don’t pet her vs Sally’s face when you do.

Emmett’s surgery was a total success. Now he has to just not act like a corgi for 2 weeks.

What is the appropriate level of excitement for this device? It doesn’t matter because I have grossly exceeded it.

I love watches. It’s a lame hobby but it’s one I enjoy. I have 21 of them. Tomorrow morning is my nightmare.

Someone said make tesla the next mypillow and it changed my whole perspective.

Just trying out Flash. It’s like that other app. But better because it’s not that other app. You know, the one that used to be cool. Anyway, here’s Sally sleeping.

“It’s not a nazi salute, it’s just a wave! It’s different!” sounds an awful lot like Vanilla Ice trying to explain why he didn’t owe Queen money for using Under Pressure. We didn’t believe him either.

The wife got me a Steam Deck for Christmas. Did I download and play modern AAA PC games like you’re supposed to? Of course not. I put Batocera on it so I can play my childhood games on yet another device.

That’s it; that’s the whole post.

I want my first post on here to be something special to me. Took me 3 seconds to decide what that was. My best friend. My first corgi. The one. The only… Linus. I’ll be 90 in a nursing home some day and I’ll still tell anyone who’ll listen that I once had a corgi named Linus and I still miss him.