Thank you for bringing this to Meeple INC's attention. He will be exterminated soon.

Meeple INC demands a Steve Cobs render so we can put it on his giant tombstone.

It's almost been 6 months since this tragic event.

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I'd like to personally thank the underpaid MeTag that forgot to post for a whole month. Thank you.

Fun Facts with Meeple! Meeple still exists.

Just like how Meeple can simplify this maze, we can simplify your life with the new MePhones. #meeple2025 #meeplehype

Meeple is not related to Apple Inc.

We'd like to confirm that, yes, what Google AI says is true. our founder and CEO Steve Cobs did in fact create strawpage.

You heard them say it. Available at all Meeple Stores starting today.

We would like to clarify we are not involved with this.

We have recieved 3 of your lovely messages, of which our bot detected 0 were positive! Thank you for your love of our technology. Sent by a Meeple Post Bot #meeple2025 #ii

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Meeple is glad to announce the temporary opening of its strawpage. meeplepage.straw.page #meeple2025 #osc #ii

We no longer offer MePhone 4 users to install MeOS 7.0 Now, only 7.1 is supported.

And NO, they do NOT contain mold.

No they don't contain meatballs either.

We're here to confirm that Meeple products do not contain uranium.

After the recent controversies surrounding this post, we will no longer use Lightbulb as material for advertisements of MeLife. Turns out maybe our code wasn't perfect.

We'd like to specify our company name is not "Meatball".

#MeLife is an amazing product and we're happy to continue it with new upgrades at #meeple2025 Like and reply if you agree!

Meeple is excited to announce a new upgrade program for users utilizing devices older than the MePhone 13. You will recieve a 1% Discount on a new Meeple device trading your old device in starting February 27th. #meeple2025

Nothing happened on the 15th of February 2025. Ignore what silver spoon and pepper say.

Our amazing intelligence of #MeLife is making progress on love! As you can see here, MeLife's feeling emulator is so real, that a whole friend ecosystem has created between its creations! #meeple2025

An official reminder from Meeple: Any old MePhones older than 2017 will be discontinued in 2025 to make server room for our greatest and best invention yet. #meeple2025 #mephone4 #mephone4s #mephone6 #mephone5 #mephone6s

We'd like to inform everyone that these "leaks" are clearly false. We will not be renaming mePhones to iPhone.

As the #meeple2025 live event approaches, we're hard at work to bring you the best quality cameras and software for your Meeple devices. This year will be the most innovative in decades, and we're extremely excited to show you what we've been working on. #meeplestock #meeple #mephone #meeplehype

Need a slice of jokes in your life, say hi to Cheesy! Cheesy is entirely generated by MeLife and its insane power of making life-like things with our patented technology, it's so top secret we can't tell you what it is! MeLife always comes up with the BEST jokes! #meeple2025

Meeple has officially opened Bluesky private messages, feel free to ask any questions.

We'd like to fully clarify that we're not a troll. We're the real deal. I could log onto CEO Cobs' account to verify for you, would that be disrespectful? Sent from a Meeple Device.

It is today that, 10 years ago, our former CEO @stevecobs.bsky.social was shown on the show Inanimate Insanity. It is with great sadness that we lost him in an attack organized by Suitcase and Knife. We will not disclose what was the reason of the attack. Sent from a Meeple Device.

Welcome to Meeple, this is our one account. Any fakes will be sent to an undisclosed location. Our founder's account, feel free to pay respects: @stevecobs.bsky.social Our current CEO has no account, we hope to see our CEO join the platform in the near future. Sent from a Meeple Device.