Rest in peace, Michael Madsen. Tell the black-eyed bastard we're coming.

Hell is other people's code...

This is not the first time I beat a game and a game beat me back, but this one realigned something essential in my core. Thank you Sandfall Interactive. You are very special.

Ben Starr's voice acting career is peak: Role 1: an extremely unhappy character made from someone else's inability to move on Role 2: seventeen (17) fucking doors

Can't get over the fact that Renoir IMMEDIATELY spawned a FUCKING Chromatic-ass Clair Obscur on top of the Monolith to keep Aline out. The dude is an unholy walking menace.

Gustave has the fluffiest soul.

And then she gommaged all over the place.

Gustave doesn’t have a relationship level bar with Maelle, Lune, Sciel, and Esquie because his relationships with all of them are already maxed out 😤 #COE33

Gestral merchants be like, ‘nobody buys anything anymore, and I haven’t had a good fight in years...’ My dear broom-headed brother in Chroma, you set up your shop atop the fucking Reacher.

Expedition 33. Maelle. Gustave's been acting weird lately. He keeps orbiting Lune when he thinks I'm not watching.

Day 81 of provoking my HIVE until he snaps.

Let’s take ibuprofen together, Maelle.

Expedition 60 this, Expedition 60 that... bro, Expedition 35 stacked their own dead bodies into a bridge so your ungrateful ass could fight an optional boss and get one (1) Colour of Lumina. I bet you monsters didn’t even read their journal entry 😤

100 Expeditioners vs. 1 Nevron

#COE33 ruined every other game for me

Gustave: *yells password* Sunniso: *visibly hurt* Gustave: mb, wasn't yelling at you 😭 Maelle: he's a gestral, he'll forget 😉 Sunniso: *won't*

Please stop! I'm paying my rent!

My TU1 adventure is going well 😊 #MHWilds

Unleash me, Alma. You know you want to.

'Gomen amanai' ahh meme

Later this year, space pilots will be able to set a course to Aethon and the Okkar homeworlds on @Xbox.com! Get ready to discover new star systems and a new adventure in EVERSPACE 2: Wrath of the Ancients! Wishlist: www.xbox.com/en-US/games/... #Xbox #ConsoleGaming #XSX #XSS

What's a game that you'll NEVER shut up about? 🖤🤍

Spend less time on 'X.com' and more time on XCOM.

It wasn’t half bad. I worked on the tech I love with the team I respect, made new friends in Serbia, and met delightfully chaotic @blisstweeting.xyz in person. My English improved, and I started martial arts training. I’m nearing my prime, and my ancestors are likely smiling as they look upon me.

He let his intrusive thoughts win

2025 is going to be a big year for EVERSPACE fans. Here’s a peek at what’s to come. Watch out for news on the coming expansion in the new year! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2HY... #indiegames #indiedev #gamedev #videogames #teaser #EVERSPACE

#EVERSPACE2 is my comfort game.

Bro fucking domain expanded 😭

Maybe the real Arcane 2 was the friends we made along the way.

Reading JJK's Hidden Inventory arc and I love how Satoru Gojo is so chill and unfazed about being best friends with a guy who is basically a walking garbage disposal.

My favorite Arcane character just turned from an obsessed scientist into a fucking mindflayer colony – AM I MISSING SOMETHING? 😤

Watching Arcane 2’s first 3 episodes is like dealing with escalating short-term memory loss. I barely got familiar with all the side characters from season one, and now they inject my brain with a TikTok clip of another dozen.

Hey #PitchYaGame EVERSPACE 2 is a space shooter action RPG. We’re in development on an unannounced expansion. Find the demo on Steam! 💥Fast-paced arcade combat 🌠100+ locations to explore 🚀9 ship classes 🎁Tons of loot! store.steampowered.com/app/1128920/... #Indiegame #gamedev #EVERSPACE

It's No Navmesh November! 💫 Do not move!

It's kind of ironic that in #EVERSPACE2, you start as an outcast military clone who couldn't even imagine the insane wealth Maddocks teases you with, and you pilot a rust-bucket of a ship. And by the end, you're so powerful you're taking down a Dreadnought, and so rich you can buy Khaït Nebula.

Nerf the bloody Bomber... First time piloting this nonsense, and I've completed a 2k Lunacy Rift on my second attempt. Took me WEEKS to get my drone carrier ready for 2k Lunacy dungeons. It's not my ship going down in flames – it's me being reborn as a god. A human being should not wield such power.

My gorgeous babybot has only 2 modes: weaponized autism and autismized weaponism.

The Titans DLC for #EVERSPACE2 is hilarious. You’re basically bullying one of the most dangerous ships in the galaxy and chasing it around a mining area like it’s a dog 😅

Explain this to your insurance:

They accepted me into their flock 🥺 @everspace.game

When they ask you if it's possible to enable even more AI bots on the game server:

There is a common enemy in Liurnia, a magic version of Giant Miranda Sprout, which can use a Star Shower spell when attacked, and this is a spell that requires 24 Intelligence to cast. Which apparently makes this magic cactus smarter than me, the Chosen Tarnished and would-be Lord of Frenzied Flame.

Me after a 2-hour workout:

The Fog Gate randomizer mod for Elden Ring is giving me a fucking cerebral aneurysm. I battled through the worst possible dungeons and locations for 10 hours straight, only to end up in the Spiritcaller Snail boss fight arena.

It's just ridiculous how my brain can remember all the Sites of Grace names in Elden Ring but still forgets to bring sunscreen when I head out.

I love Sir Ansbach, and I'll cry A LOT.

Messmer saw the latest patch notes and yeeted himself out of the arena.