You’ve seen the pole, but what about the hole? 👀

Big

Can’t find my fleshlight. Can I borrow one of you real quick?

And the winner is……. 🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳

And the winner is……. 🥳 The United Kingdom! 🥳

Who the fuck invented calories? I need to have a word. There’s clearly been some kind of mistake.

Where did I move to? 🌍 👀 Reply with your guesses! ⬇️ The drop is gonna happen soon!

Always remember to lock up your tops after use!

A while back I said I moved away from Switzerland, but I wasn’t ready yet to say where I went. I might be dropping the deets soon, would it be interested? 👀

Can anyone explain to me what goes wrong in the fabric of spacetime every evening to make the 120 minutes between 10pm and midnight go so freaking fast?

Grindr has become such a shithole, what are you guys using instead?

Still sick but my dick’s hard

I needed to let him out 🥵 #gay #hung #massivecock

Fun fact: my favourite lube is your spit 👀

Happy locktober to those who celebrate!

And now just after clearing my cold I get tonsillitis 💀 Fml No ass for svizra anytime soon 😭

My cock is so hard right now Shame there’s nobody sitting on it 😔

Kiss it for me? 🥺

That’s it, I’m banning everyone from looking at dick pics until you all learn what a dildo looks like Too many pics of guys posing with a dildo pretending it’s their own cocks Same goes for AI. No more gooning until you can recognise actual humans in photos

Thank heavens for ibuprofen

They look kinda kissable right now 😳

Everyone drop your favourite song right now 🔥

I’ve been having a dry spell lately and it’s not for lack of trying 🥲 In the past 2 months I’ve had 1 bj and that’s it… And now when I have more time to hook up I get sick 💀

Do you like seeing top butt? 😘

Strategically placed mirror #gay #massivedick #hung

You like? ☺️ #gay #hung #bigdick

Apparently I’m good at giving head?

It’s kinda big 😳 #gay #bigdick #hung

Got stood up. So instead of cumming in a boy I came over myself

An update from me ❤️

one with nature #bigcock #bigdick #horsecock #horsedick #hugecock #hugedick #hung #massivecock #massivedick #monstercock #monsterdick #teambigdick #sizeworship #bwc #nsfw #gay #gayporn #twink #exhib #public #gayexhib #risky #publicexhib #teamexhib #outdoorboys

I think I’ll drop the news tomorrow

I keep missing FCF, Bluesky needs to add a way to let us queue posts 😂

I needed to let him out 🥵 #gay #hung #massivecock

Got some big news coming soon

I found this pic in my library that I never got around to posting ❤️

In case you ever wondered what difference the angle and lens makes 1x far away vs 0.5x closeup.. but both are 8” 😉 #gay #hung

Ready for you 😉

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If you’re new here, welcome! 🔥 Feel free to send me a DM if you want. I can’t always answer, but I read everything that comes in ❤️ Btw, ‘svizra’ is pronounced like ‘shveets-rah’. It means ‘Switzerland’ in Rumantsch, Switzerland’s 4th national language 🇨🇭

Be a good boy for me and suck my cock 😈

Slept late. Very horny.

🎵 who wears short shorts? 🎵

Wer gaht morn uf Züri? Qui va à Zurich demain ?

Be a good boy for me and suck my cock 😈

I’m so horny. Sit on it pls? 🥺

I found this pic in my library that I never got around to posting ❤️

I fucked a boy for 4 hours last night 🥵 New personal best

Yeah I’m good with computers 😎 #gay #hung #bigdick