All the best for 2026, my Bluesky friends

Undeserved, but we’ll take it #nufc

Tonali has been way way off it. Doesn’t even look bothered #nufc

This is abysmal, despite what I said an hour ago #nufc

Much more like it, Newcastle #nufc

Just bored of this now like #nufc

The football gods have had a right laugh with us this month, haven’t they #nufc

This is turning into a hard watch again #nufc

Merry Christmas folks. Not stopped from 7am till about an hour ago, so seeing how many cans I can do in before bed. Kids still not in bed, like…..

Some great deals in here, folks #vinyl

Ref was the brother of him that sent Collocini off in the derby. Coincidence, aye?…..#nufc

After that, here’s my thoughts: Blatant pen on Gordon. Anyone who thinks Ramsdale is better than Pope, tell me why (I’ll admit I thought he deserved his chance, but I’ve seen nothing to suggest he should be number 1) #nufc

Into these today, Newcastle. Howay the lads! #nufc

Football mood - a bit better #nufc

Feel Murphy’s starting to come alive a bit now he actually has a striker to aim for #nufc

Football mood - still in a huff. However, few beers and the match tonight. They owe us big time, howay the lads #nufc

Still foaming about yesterday. Also foaming that it was a bloody own goal as well, poor Nick must be feeling it. Not the kind of mark you want to make on a derby match. #nufc

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To not even turn up against that lot is absolutely unacceptable. Far too many passengers this season, and serious questions need to be asked of the manager now. #nufc

Had an amazing 5 days with the family in Lapland, and of course Newcastle United are doing their best to ruin it

Should have won that, based on the 2nd half #nufc

Sick of conceding bastard late goals #nufc

#nowplaying Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History #vinyl Brilliant debut album.

Fair to say @thecharlatans.bsky.social have nailed it this year….

Not a massive cricket fan, but surely it’s fair to say England should just pack up now and head home? #cricket

Back to music and some early morning Idlewild. #nowplaying Idlewild (self titled) #vinyl

6 points surely achievable this week and we’ve fallen at the first hurdle. Some things never change #nufc

Ramsdale, mind…🫤 #nufc

Knew we weren’t winning this. #nufc

I’d be foaming if they gave this against us, mind #nufc

Yes Bruno! #nufc

Increasingly getting the feeling this is going to be one of those games #nufc

Think we could do with Bruno on second half to exploit some of the space round the spurs box, and dare I say Elanga, as Murphy, a couple of decent crosses aside, has been pretty ineffective #nufc

Think this is the most animated I’ve seen Fulham fans, ever.

Bit worried that we’re now a Ramsdale injury away from John Ruddy in nets 😬 #nufc

Can we talk about Lewis Miley’s set pieces please? Much more like it 👌 #nufc

Can we do that on wearside in a few weeks please, lads. #nufc

Wife has just bought an electric car. Gets a government subsidy cos it’s ’good for the environment’, but is now going to be charged 3p a mile for driving it? Make it make sense #budget

Went to bed fizzing, woke up fizzing. Hate football sometimes 😂 #nufc

We really should have got something from this game. We’re our own worst enemy at the moment. #nufc

Belting away form continues, then #nufc

Why are we so sh*t at set pieces #nufc

Thrown this away. Nice one Nick #nufc

Gordon is doing my bloody head in ffs #nufc

#nowplaying The Stone Roses - Second Coming #vinyl

If someone could invent a machine you can pop your nut in and it cuts your hair to save having to use your dinner break watching the slowest barber in the world talk shite while dissecting every b*stard hair on her current ‘victims’ head that would be much appreciated 🫤😂

Well, I did say…😌 #nufc

YES, LADS!!!!! Get in #nufc

This last ten minutes or so is going to be painful #nufc

Can we hold on please? Just for once….#nufc