Tbf we had champions league this time last year, couldn’t sign any c*nt then either #nufc

Rejected FC strike again 🤦🏻 #nufc

Do the athletic know something we don’t?…..🧐 #nufc

I was having quite a nice day as well. It never ends with this club, does it. #nufc

Shattered after watching that, and I start work in less than 3 hours. That should be fun. What a performance and win

See you Sandro. Mental money - seriously can anyone (bar the cup final) really hand on heart say he’s been mint, and names more than a handful of times that’s occurred? Unless my memory is failing I certainly can’t. #nufc

Wissa still can’t stay onside, but has also proved that he can actually run. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I thought this commentator was talking out of his arse after 5 minutes when he said ‘this feels different’. No it doesn’t. We’ve been sh1te bar the second half of the first game #england

It’s Friday afternoon, the sun is out, 1 hour of work left for the week, and the Mondays are going on. Happy weekend, folks #nowplaying happy Mondays - pills ‘n thrills and bellyaches #vinyl

Does him that scored for Ecuador play for the Mackems, or have I just made that up?….

#nowplaying @rideox4official.bsky.social - nowhere #vinyl

Was a bit like watching the toon, that. And I had enough of that sh1t last season.

Amateur hour again, I see #nufc

Spence looks like he’s ready to take your drive through order #engvcro

Someone told me it’s this classics birthday today. Go on then…. #nowplaying @northside1.bsky.social - chicken rhythms #vinyl

Hi folks. Would anyone be interested in these 2 for £35 posted? Scottish band The Rah’s - one is signed. Thanks #music #musicbluesky #vinyl

At last the football gods have done something decent this season

Thank you and good luck AG #nufc

And even Chelsea and Everton couldn’t take their chances to do something funny. Of course they couldn’t. 🙄

One of the best clubs in the world by 2030? At this moment, we’re not even the best in the north east. Crack on lads #nufc

Having a mint day, missed a connecting flight due to KLMs incompetence and just seen the football scores. This turgid league season just continuing and finishing off in horrible true to form fashion. 🤦🏻🤮

Might be a little biased here, but if Lewis Hall isn’t going to the World Cup that, in my opinion, is mental

IF we can expand the east stand and all the way round, I do think I’d prefer that over a new stadium. #nufc

Tripps 🖤🤍 #nufc

Feel a bit for West Ham. Though one of their fans did call me a geordie c*nt outside Upton Park once, so there is that.

So we’re back to Man U gifted dodgy decisions again. Cool, cool….

#nowplaying @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social - the last king of pop #vinyl

And we thought it was just the English premier league that was corrupt. Dear me…..

Thiaw’s against the Mackems was disallowed for less.

Just sums this season up to a t, doesn’t it….#nufc

Of course #nufc

HARVEY BARNES!!!!

This referee is absolutely awful, by the way

Couldn’t have thought of a more appropriate number, tbh….

In today’s vinyl albums received by post adventures: 2 copies of the same record (1 for me, 1 for a friend) from different sellers arriving damaged and creased, and another record for a friend posted in a Jiffy bag. Lovely crease down the back. Smashing! #vinyl #idiots

Cracking night seeing @thecharlatans.bsky.social at the city hall 👊

@thecharlatans.bsky.social tonight at the city hall. Full circle for me - the first time I saw them live was April 92 at the city hall on the between 10th and 11th tour.

Cracking night seeing @apollojunction.bsky.social in Newcastle. Also proof that Jamie does actually help with the loading in and out 😂

We’re winning 2-0 but I’ve just seen one magpie 😬 #nufc

PSG getting another dodgy penalty in the last minute of the half? Well I never….

Wissa’s miss was the moment. Donkey #nufc

Apologies to any Man City fans or anyone else expecting us to do them a favour today. I think we’re past all that…#nufc

There’s no one left to boo them off 😂😂😂

Still massively annoyed how we played ‘twice’ against this lot. This is what we should have done to them. Or at least just turned up.

#nowplaying James Dean Bradfield - The Great Western #vinyl Thanks to the excellent @beyondvinyl.bsky.social I got most of what I wanted on #rsd26 including this

No way are we finishing above the Mackems either. Seriously can’t see us getting another point at this stage. What a season 🤦🏻 #nufc

Hello darkness my old friend. Again. #nufc

Thanks so much guys @shapeslikepeople.bsky.social ❤️

Just want this season to be done. Sick of it #nufc