And even Chelsea and Everton couldn’t take their chances to do something funny. Of course they couldn’t. 🙄

One of the best clubs in the world by 2030? At this moment, we’re not even the best in the north east. Crack on lads #nufc

Having a mint day, missed a connecting flight due to KLMs incompetence and just seen the football scores. This turgid league season just continuing and finishing off in horrible true to form fashion. 🤦🏻🤮

Might be a little biased here, but if Lewis Hall isn’t going to the World Cup that, in my opinion, is mental

IF we can expand the east stand and all the way round, I do think I’d prefer that over a new stadium. #nufc

Tripps 🖤🤍 #nufc

Feel a bit for West Ham. Though one of their fans did call me a geordie c*nt outside Upton Park once, so there is that.

So we’re back to Man U gifted dodgy decisions again. Cool, cool….

#nowplaying @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social - the last king of pop #vinyl

And we thought it was just the English premier league that was corrupt. Dear me…..

Thiaw’s against the Mackems was disallowed for less.

Just sums this season up to a t, doesn’t it….#nufc

Of course #nufc

HARVEY BARNES!!!!

This referee is absolutely awful, by the way

Couldn’t have thought of a more appropriate number, tbh….

In today’s vinyl albums received by post adventures: 2 copies of the same record (1 for me, 1 for a friend) from different sellers arriving damaged and creased, and another record for a friend posted in a Jiffy bag. Lovely crease down the back. Smashing! #vinyl #idiots

Cracking night seeing @thecharlatans.bsky.social at the city hall 👊

@thecharlatans.bsky.social tonight at the city hall. Full circle for me - the first time I saw them live was April 92 at the city hall on the between 10th and 11th tour.

Cracking night seeing @apollojunction.bsky.social in Newcastle. Also proof that Jamie does actually help with the loading in and out 😂

We’re winning 2-0 but I’ve just seen one magpie 😬 #nufc

PSG getting another dodgy penalty in the last minute of the half? Well I never….

Wissa’s miss was the moment. Donkey #nufc

Apologies to any Man City fans or anyone else expecting us to do them a favour today. I think we’re past all that…#nufc

There’s no one left to boo them off 😂😂😂

Still massively annoyed how we played ‘twice’ against this lot. This is what we should have done to them. Or at least just turned up.

#nowplaying James Dean Bradfield - The Great Western #vinyl Thanks to the excellent @beyondvinyl.bsky.social I got most of what I wanted on #rsd26 including this

No way are we finishing above the Mackems either. Seriously can’t see us getting another point at this stage. What a season 🤦🏻 #nufc

Hello darkness my old friend. Again. #nufc

Thanks so much guys @shapeslikepeople.bsky.social ❤️

Just want this season to be done. Sick of it #nufc

Hello darkness my old friend #nufc

Just attended the listening party over on bandcamp for this album. You need to hear this album, especially if you like jangle/shoegaze. Amazing stuff.

Thank you, Tripps. 🖤🤍 #nufc

Was talking to a mackem friend this morning (one of the canny ones). Said he would take losing to us twice if it meant they got into Europe. (Not many would say that). Also thinks we would be mad to get rid of Eddie Howe and acknowledges we’ve had a weird season while they’ve had a very good one.

One week on and I’ve got to say I’m still thoroughly f’d off about that sh*tshow last Sunday. Taking some getting over….

Wednesday morning and I’m still absolutely raging about that on Sunday. 😕

Just gone to the local post office. I hear one fella with a manky accent shout to another ‘they’re all quiet today aren’t they’. Not helped my mood, like.

Woke up still foaming after that. Where was the chairman yesterday, by the way? One of the biggest games of the season and nowhere to be seen #nufc

Still massively p’d off, and no doubt I will still be in the morning. Night, folks.

After that I’m seriously not arsed who goes. Go and take your lack of heart with you. #nufc

Bottlers. Sick. #nufc

Who’s bright idea was it to do railway works on the day of the derby. This country is braindead. 2 hours into a journey that would normally be about 40 minutes in total. Still, the redheugh bridge and views of vehicle after vehicle are resplendent.

Replacement rail buses, 6 southbound and not a single one northbound yet. Can we get anything right in this country…..

Nerves starting to kick in already for Sunday……

Anyway, off to see the cribs @boilershop.bsky.social

They owe us a good performance Sunday. Hopefully take it out on that lot….

Whey that’s us telt, isn’t it 🤦🏻 #nufc

Just seen 2 magpies 👀 #nufc

From the other place….sums them freaks up to a t #nufc