Mfw another prayer of mine came true but for another fandom instead This time people losing their marbles over that new Mario movie having Princess Peach & Rosalina be related

Anti-hero is an infamously nebulous label but I find it VERY funny when people apply it to characters that are just straight up evil but they clearly like them too much to call them evil OR good guys that are just "too woke" for their creators & the general public so theyre branded as "morally grey"

So what's the fan consensus on Jade from Mortal Kombat Is she Black? South East Asian? Middle Eastern? Latina? Because I always saw her as Middle Eastern

Streets are saying Jenna Ortega is getting cancelled for doing exactly this

The reason the most activism Americans can do is referencing childrens media & drawing their favorite characters fighting fictional Nazis is bc in the 90s & 2000s they convinced themselves they had nothing left to learn & saw activism that went any further than that as unnecessary or "going too far"

🤷🏾maybe this is the reason Infinity Train got cancelled idk

On this day 4 years ago Jeanne got her spy ID card 🙌🏾 #Bayonetta3

I like how it was an open secret that Alice Kane was the only reason people ever gave the CW BatWoman show the light of day to the point even her actress acknowledged it at one point

I like how it took a whole year after he bit the dust for people to pull up how David Lynch is a Zionist It's so cool how everyone just be sitting on information and never sharing it ASAP

It's so boring how every fighting specialist in Pokemon is just another martial artists, like why can't they be more creative and do a war historian or a dancer like come on now

That part of Lets Dance Boys 3rd Climax where Viola & Bayonetta are feeling theyselves>>>

One of the things about experiencing anything from the 80s is that after a point you start to notice how Ronald Reagans bloody fingers influenced everything

Sometimes ill randomly think of how things would translate in a rule63 Lumen Sage Bayonetta Au His name would probably be Estilleto sages prefer blades while witches use firearms, so hed probably use knives or daggers on the hands & heels instead Wicked Weaves would instead be "Pious Plumes"

So as best as I currently understand What Street Fighter did with Alex would be like if they randomly paired Batman with one of his Robins And their attempt at trying to fix that is just retconning that Batman ever raised the Robins

I like to imagine after Singularity exploded in Bayonetta 3 the hive mind for all his homunculus couldnt be maintained without a nexus so they made their own little villages of themselves like the Watermelon Stevens in Steven Universe

About to see They Will Kill You AAAHHH!!! #SwagMoneyBitch

The DireGentlemen/WeRNotAlive video on the 101 writing tips thread from Lily Orchard is really insightful for any creator to listen to, but its also kinda jarring that all the good commentary is exclusively done by the guest Henry Galley while the channel owner Gus Zagarella is a baboon as usual

I like how lingo like "LARP" & "tourist" that originated from 4chan got stolen by right wing grifters, like how white women & gays steal AAVE, because they're still under the impression 4chan is their Wakanda and then it spread to wider fandom subgroups

If the stars were to ever align for a Bayonetta movie the best possible director would be Guillermo Del Toro Indisputably the best in monster designs rn, Hellboy shows hes familiar with action, & his works have a feminine touch of sorts All of which would be prerequisites for a Bayonetta adaptation

People who purposely say "film" instead of "movie" make me want to reach through the screen n give them a virtual wedgie Its little shit like that that pisses me off for some reason, like what do you get out of taking "movie" out of your vocabulary I am not going to take your word more seriously

Why is Gen X so obsessed with Survivor I swear its like I can taste its influence on everything made by Gen X like the mercury in canned tuna

Bayonetta witch time/battle quotes Jeanne witch time/battle quotes Rosa witch time/battle quotes Viola witch time/battle quotes

Stranger Things ended a mess Street Fighter made Alex a Habsburg Pedro Pascal outed as a fraud Smiling Friends ended Digital Circus will end a mess Chappell Roan outed as a fraud ChainsawMan ended a mess When I prayed a fandom would feel my pain from Umbrella Academy season 4 I didnt expect all this

The 2023 Barbie movie is the most feminist the wider public can handle a movie being, any further and they start getting scared

Women get into powerscaling and its primarily just to rant about how a female character was needlessly nerfed Men get Into shipping and they do shit like guro Loud House fan comics that get them in trouble with the British legal system

You can tell Jax is white because what made him break down was realizing his actions do infact have real world consequences

So a parent of one of the kids who died in Columbine condemned an upcoming romcom with Robert Pattinson & Zendaya and Im seeing people either only upset that the headline spoiled the movies twist or excited because itll be "problematic" I hate this gay earth

💔 the unrealistic body expectations for women that the Bayonetta series sets up

Still gagged by this thrall puppet dance number to Blood and Tears by Danzig in Abigail Quite possibly the most Kathryn Newton has ever served tbh

I like how the art gallery in Bayonetta 1 showed Gommorah was only ever summoned up to the neck because they couldnt decide wether to make it a Trex with tiny front arms or quadrupedal like a drake But by Bayonetta 2 they said fuck it why not both and made them a hexapod just with tiny front arms

Mrs Kipling from Jesse crawled so that Fang from Primal could run

NGL I don't know how anyone who's sentient can still say "fiction doesn't affect reality" after the Epstein files showed how they went out of their way to infect the videogame industry and drive shit like Gamer Gate

The way this was high-key the end of Bayonetta 2 with Balder

🤷🏾‍♀️yall really need to stop using creators marginalized identities as a gotcha to absolve them from criticism because not only does internalized bigotry exist, but not everyones knowledge & experience in a demographic is universal "theyre _ so its ok" Like, not really? infact they shoulda known better

Ready Or Not 2 Here I Come spoilers out of context:

🥱the way I keep predicting the future over & over again

Im crying, that new episode of The Amazing Digital Circus had everyone gagged at first but it only took a day for everyone to stop, think, and realize how bizarre the narrative choices they made are

At first seeing all the random dog piling on Asian diaspora media, esp from mainland Asians, had me 🤨 But then I saw the main complaint is how the majority of it amounts to "my white boyfriend" and I was like OOHH I see BUT lets also not pretend this is exclusive to Asian diaspora media either

So is Mr Le Bail from Ready Or Not meant to be Baal or Belial because I keep hearing both answers

The Lion King & Pocahontas of the 90s parallel Encanto & Raya and The Last Dragon in the 2020s respectively in that Encanto & The Lion King prior to release were considered "B movies" no one thought anyone would watch only to be record breaking instant classics & considered some of their best movies

A microcosm of how media illiterate Just A Robot is is his "the problem with female villains" video, where his sole example of a good female villain is Azula from Avatar and all he said about her was list her strength feats like a powerscaler then end it off with a "joke" about her being underage

No offense to Devil May Cry fans but everything I hear about the Netflix show & its producer is LMAO FYM they made literal demons stand ins for immigrants while playing American Idiot FYM Asmongold is in it FYM Adi Shankar attended Trumps inauguration FYM he got Apu axed FYM he a nepo baby

CisHet men when the show/movie/game/book ain't got powerscaling or tits in it

White people don't say "Tumblr sexy man" anymore, they say "the female gaze"

I really gotta thank Tale Foundry for making this trope known to me (People melting into a Singularity of flesh=assimilation) Looking at Bayonetta 3 through this lense tells me that death is a more preferable outcome to assimilation, pretty thematically fitting for the series imo

I'ma be so real Scott Pilgrim is one of those few properties where I'll genuinely think less of you for liking, and all the people finally pointing out how bizarre it is so many of the main characters are nonces makes me feel EUPHORIC I am always ahead of the curve

Im so excited for Ready or Not 2 Here I Come but im kinda sad people r saying its meh bc releasing so close to Project Hail Mary sounds like a recipe for flopping It might be a lil funny if They Will Kill You ends up with better reviews & box office returns the week after bc Im excited for it too

NGL it was a bit of a gag for Platinum Games to release Bayonetta Origins on St Patrick's Day A game where the pagan faerie folk are the villains and get beaten by supernatural forces from Abrahamic religion Thats kinda messy boots of them

its WILD 2me when audiences Especially white people Dont empathize with characters just bc theyre "not relatable" Even ignoring how subjective "relatable" is, WHY do they have 2b "relatable" 4u to care? I didn grow up with jackSHIT for black lesbians yet I empathize just fine with other demographics

Ik I'm late as hell to this but Platinum Games having Luka have YOLO on his dating profile for their Bayonetta Valentine's Day post Love this cringe ass man