This is how my day is going so far.

No King Day Denver; moved from the capitol to the streets.

We don't even allow AVERAGE kings; why would we want a shit king?

I am king for a day!!

@betoorourke.bsky.social Since Texas will not allow funds raised for the Dems holding the line, how about providing them with awards for their civic duty. You know, a bar of gold with a nameplate attached and their years of service. That seems legit, I saw it happen on TV with another politician.

What-if: In Return of the Jedi, when Chewbacca is flying the stolen imperial shuttle to sneak everyone onto Endor, it is not Luke that Darth Vader feels the presence of, but rather, it is his first-made son, C3PO?

Dyslexic sex is always better because they never lick the various body parts in the same order . . .

Now I know why Alamo Drafthouse movie houses suck. They were purchased by Sony last summer. That explains why it is not 18+ anymore. Nice sell-out Alamo. #AlamoDrafthouseSucksNow

Oh shit! It just turned past midnight and I ate some food. I guess tomorrow I will be all gremliny at the world.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

Who knew real-life US trains were just like my train simulation games!? "Train 720 has a mechanical failure and will be delayed." "The freight train ahead of us has broken down. We will need to go backwards to the last switch and change tracks."

I know Latin. Well, technically Pig Latin. But, I know it well enough to write a fake doctor's prescription. If you ever need any Odeinecay, let me know.

My favorite John Carpenter film is, -Big Trouble in Little China My favorite John Carpenter film that is not a John Carpenter film, -Shadow in the Cloud

@arsenalfc.bsky.social The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

I found a moose in Australia, Sydney.

In Australia, just outside Sydney.

On the Sydney subway, just wandering around town.

Oh shit! He's about to wake up. What will it be today?

Three more hours until the Year of the Snake. I think it started in the US several days ago...

Look at this @purplebirdhouse.bsky.social

Last year, we were in Calgary for Canada Day and now, we are in Sydney for Australia Day. Very cool happenings happening.

I found a telegraph office. Ready to telegraph. Who needs a telegraph?

Amazing how news travels. This is in a LEGO store. In Australia. Nice.

I finally found left shark. He is working at a LEGO store down in Melbourne. Happy as can be.

I touched the Indian Ocean today. Three down (Atlantic, Pacific, + Indian).

I see you (@washingtonpost.com) have become part of the problem instead of reporting the problems. Zieg heil Washington Post! 🖕

More 'fun' facts.

Interesting...

Hey Melbourne Airport. We landed over 40min ago. When can we expect our luggage??

This will be my dining table for all the people I do NOT want to invite over. I have to make sure there is enough room for all the desserts I will NOT be sharing.

Apparently, in some countries, car batteries run on air because today I woke up to a "flat battery". The road technician arrived and gave the battery more air so the car would start again. All good now. PS - Is a fully charged battery called "inflated"?

Welcome to Club Churro. Put on your cinnamon gloves and dip-tapping shoes for a roaring good time. New Zealand style!

Apparently, according to the ancient wall murals in Christchurch (New Zealand), Bart has the power.

Accidents are not always a bad thing. I mean, this first photo turned into a great album cover when the slide projector displayed a skewed image on the wall.

I found lunch on the ferry ride. Go me!

Welcome to the south island of New Zealand on this overcast day. Cheers.

In case you were wondering what I am eating while riding the ferry across the Cook Strait. Funny how the chips are called Bluebird with a penguin holding a piece of chicken. These should be lovely.

We are taking the Kaitaki Ferry across the Cook Strait today. Not to be confused with the other ferry, where Cpt Cook leaves you all sticky, along with all his mateys staring down at you.

So, someone mentioned animal photos making good album covers. This is an alternate animal album cover (AAAC) for Heart's debut album, Dreamboat Annie

This is for @shinyferal.bsky.social , Here is an alternate album cover for the "For Squirrels" debut

Football (soccer) players are always running. Don't they ever get tired?

@riebrie.bsky.social Look what I found in New Zealand! I thought for sure there would not be any in this part of the world. Just another awesome day while traveling. :)

I wish strangers would stop yelling at me for running around my house naked. I'm staying in my yard.

Happy New Year from down-under!!!

I gave someone a fish today and made a friend. Now, he keeps following me and talking about his pet fish "precious".

Tiny kebab shop in Auckland. Smells wonderful. Now, the pain of waiting for our food.

Last day of the cruise. Even though it's summer, we welcome the NZ temps compared to the tropics we passed through.

The first time I greet you, I will say "Morning" ... regardless of the time of day. Just how my brain works.

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl - - - - - - - - - Gromit’s concern that Wallace is becoming too dependent on his inventions proves justified, when Wallace invents a “smart” gnome with a mind of its own. - - - - - - - - - Arrives on Netflix globally starting January 3, 2025.

Welcome to Skull Island . . . I mean, Bora-Bora. Hopefully, the weather will improve before we go snorkeling.