GIVEAWAY! I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like + Repost this post I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide! Which is your favorite of this batch?!

i just got my creditkarma weapped and im in the top 0.1% of having my shit goin down -50 because i took a loan out on a 2015 jeep wrangler

scrambling to find out which one of my friends posted this

it is so cool that i can watch football on the same app that i use to buy bags to pick up my dog's poop

last year at the boys chat secret santa we all did a weigh in and this year when we do the weigh in whoever gained the most weight in a year gets to open their presents first and if anyone lost weight they have to open their presents last and outside

operation do jack shit after lunch is a go

yo i know halloween was last week but i gotta say this emoji 🦇 scary as fuck

i love to get emails from my supermarket

its brown boy autumn

2011 childish gambino lyric thats like "i googled if i was gay i call that a queery"

heres where im at

im gonna be the first person to complete a marathon strictly by wave dashing irl