"i forgot this place existed-" SO DID 99% OF THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE YOURE NOT SPECIAL

my stupid fucking parody Twitter version is in another generic fighting event

So basically since you are the M in oMniscient nobody can know about the tree because of that

I was omniscient for a few days. I'm not saying It was cool

I nearly destroyed the multiverse by running too fast and I quite literally became omniscient once I would know about it

i feel like thousands of times I would've discovered this since how much I fuck with other universe and multiverse and Omniverses and the entire multiverse system of the CW flash show

what the fuck is a world tree

itll make what cry

I think that might just destroy the universe

cant be slowed. above infinite speed.

im not just fast when it comes to movement you know

im just correcting you being fast sucks

no, infinite speed power is being able to do literally anything with speed and being able to go as fast as they feel like without any repercussions or drawbacks. most flashes barely surpass 500,000,000x the speed of light.

i have above infinite speed power, i cant get rid of any of it technically

Dude even if they do delete like most of my power it'll somehow come back

the writers won't retcon me being called the fastest being in the multiverse.

im too fast

what is that

thanks for .02 followers

i figured out how to bypass my schools linewise block

they're not swimming they're running cause they're not underwater

sharks with legs

do you forget you can just ignore things

Yeah but then im not drinking the juice box

fuck you

fucking hell now every time i try opening them the straw just doesnt go in and the box rips open and spills everywhere fuck you

Any time a skeleton tries to fight me I know I'm gonna kick it's ass cause I'm literally a skeleton wearing a biological mech

yeah dni if you interact with mdi accounts i dont want that shit on my timeline

hey guys wouldnt it be really funny if i threw a brick at him while the brick moved 2e+470 times faster than the speed of light

Thick of it is the best song of the 10/3/2024 Since literally no other songs got released that day

Not for long

Chairs are very flammable.

We need the neutral bored sofa now

There's weird floating text in the sky. What's Bluesky? #parodybsky #parodybluesky

Oh hey it's the triangle that got hurt when a group of preteens poked him in the eye

hey there i am I'm the third circle

Fuck you

Hey fuck you it is normal

Mdni account followed me

I don't think it's good for my internal organs.

Why did I suddenly turn into blocks when I walked up to this

I can choose to die whenever I want. I just cant die because I can literally control the essence of death inside the speed force

Imagine being able to die

I mean,

I also have a form where I'm a 5th/6th dimensional god which boosts my speed even more.

I'm faster than Time, Speed, the 4th, 5th, and 6th dimension, Movement, and death.

Another successful day being the fastest thing in all of Bluesky.