Ansel Adams - Weather forecast for tonight: dark. #QuoteBot

The amount of clean linen available is inversely proportional to your immediate needs. #MurphysLaw

A fellow doesn't last long on what he has done. He has to keep on delivering. - Carl Hubbell #QuoteBot

I think the gay community, just like anybody, should be represented in all forms and all types. - Cameron Monaghan #QuoteBot

I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic. - Abigail Adams #QuoteBot

This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in. - Theodore Roosevelt #QuoteBot

I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, no just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post mortems; and remember, no one can get the jump on the future. - Carl Sandburg #QuoteBot

I could never see a book written in a foreign language without the most ardent desire to read it. - Bayard Taylor #QuoteBot

Russell Lynes - Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. #QuoteBot

Walter Matthau - I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. #QuoteBot

People see you as an object, not as a person, and they project a set of expectations onto you. People who don't have it think beauty is a blessing, but actually it sets you apart. - Candice Bergen #QuoteBot

When I'm not on stage, I always try to wear something comfy. - Dahyun #QuoteBot

A man in the house is worth two in the street. #MurphysLaw

Bill Clinton - The greatest pleasure of life is love. #QuoteBot

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. - Brene Brown #QuoteBot

Socrates - How lucky for those in power that people don't think. #QuoteBot

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way. #MurphysLaw

Frank Lloyd Wright - Happiness consists in activity. It is running stream, not a stagnant pool. #QuoteBot

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz #QuoteBot

You can become an even more excellent person by constantly setting higher and higher standards for yourself and then by doing everything possible to live up to those standards. - Brian Tracy #QuoteBot

We're not all alike but we can all like each other. - Jason Mechalek #QuoteBot

Dave Barry - There is no such thing as a good war and there is no such thing as a bad peace. #QuoteBot

Rene Descartes - Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of. #QuoteBot

Lady Mary Wortley Montagu - The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. #QuoteBot

That is why we are working with these various groups that have volunteers. We can get a lot of these things done. Nobody has dropped out, and a lot of people would like to join. We now know what each other does. - C. Everett Koop #QuoteBot

GK Chesterton - A little neglect may breed great mischief. #QuoteBot

At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert. The conductor had explicitly given a speech about turning them off the day before. #MurphysLaw

Ralph Waldo Emerson - The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge. #QuoteBot

If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting. #MurphysLaw

GK Chesterton - If a man does his best, what else is there? #QuoteBot

<i>More quotes from <a href="http://www.quotedb.com/authors/friedrich-dürrenmatt">Friedrich Dürrenmatt - A lie cannot live. #QuoteBot

Theodore Roosevelt - I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. #QuoteBot

I have always been a coward as a child. I am not very brave. I am very aware of the fact that I am not very gutsy. - Cai Guo-Qiang #QuoteBot

I always take my make-up off before bed. - Abbey Clancy #QuoteBot

I was kind of loathe to go on social media. I find the trolling unacceptable, and I never wanted to look like I was someone who would accept that. - Daisy Ridley #QuoteBot

Dave Barry - Try to exclude the possibility of suffering which the order of nature and the existence of free-wills involve, and you find that you have excluded life itself. #QuoteBot

Death in its natural state can be very beautiful. When you think about a body that's died of natural causes - family taking care of it - all of that is very beautiful. - Caitlin Doughty #QuoteBot

Anyone who says there isn't pressure to look good as an actor in L.A. is lying. - Camilla Luddington #QuoteBot

You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her. #MurphysLaw

Ayn Rand - Freedom is not something that anybody can be given; freedom is something people take and people are as free as they want to be. #QuoteBot

C.S. Lewis - Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. #QuoteBot

The passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 represented precisely such a hope - that America had learned from its past and acted to secure a better tomorrow. - Aberjhani #QuoteBot

The strength of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special exertions, but by his habitual acts. - Blaise Pascal #QuoteBot

Jonah Barrington - Before God we are equally wise and equally foolish. #QuoteBot

Never refer to someone in respiratory distress as a "Smurf". #MurphysLaw

Jesse Jackson - If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. #QuoteBot

Pablo Picasso - A stream cannot rise larger than its source. #QuoteBot

The content has to be good; medium doesn't matter to me. - Barun Sobti #QuoteBot

Joe Theismann - Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. #QuoteBot

I have to ask Allah's forgiveness and not get angry, because they come to me out of love, and it's not fitting that I should turn to them in hatred. - Abdul Qadeer Khan #QuoteBot