Can someone please prune me from this timeline 🙏🏼

Imagine if Dems fought for democracy with half the chaos energy the GOP brings to burning it down. Instead, progressives beg for fire while Republicans cosplay the end times. Maybe if we called democracy “corporate interests,” leadership would actually fight for it? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trump #Democrats #Resist

🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s Social Security Sabotage 🚨 A leaked memo reveals new ID hurdles, overloaded SSA offices, and 7,000 job cuts—all to make the system feel broken so they can privatize it. This isn’t about efficiency. It’s sabotage. Spread the word. Demand accountability.

A midwife has been arrested on felony abortion charges in Texas. She faces up to 20 years in prison. jessica.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

Seriously…it hasn’t even been 4 months and we have to deal with this for 4 years 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trump #ElonMusk #Besties

EPA boss just gutted 31 environmental protections, because who needs clean air and water when corporations need bigger profits? So yeah, the EPA is officially in the business of protecting polluters, not people. #EPA #ClimateChange #Trump

“Get in, loser, we’re rigging the system.” Trump buys a Tesla, Musk buys a politician, and the rest of us get the bill. This isn’t about EVs—it’s about billionaires scratching each other’s backs while workers get screwed. Buckle up. The grift is at full speed. #ElonMusk #Trump #Tesla

Elon Musk says X was hit by a “massive cyberattack”—and guess where he says it came from? Ukraine. Wow, what a perfectly timed revelation. Totally just a coincidence, I’m sure. Not like anyone has an agenda or anything 👀 #ElonMusk #Ukraine #Trump

🚨 Tesla sales are in freefall—Germany down 76%, Australia 72%, China 49%. Turns out, stanning dictators & posting unhinged memes isn’t a great business strategy. Who knew? At least Tesla is still accelerating… straight off a cliff 🚗📉💨 #Tesla #ElonMusk #Boycott

Their latest meltdown: claiming Biden funded “transgender animal experiments.” In reality, it was medical research on hormones & immune health—nothing about “trans animals.” This is supposed to be a government, not a clickbait farm. #Trump #Resist #WhiteHouse

They can’t even hate properly 😆 Conservatives are so obsessed with their anti-“woke” purge that they just accidentally erased World War II history—because the word “gay” was too much for them. That’s right, the Pentagon flagged the Enola Gay for removal in its anti-DEI crusade. Brilliant work!

America’s Newest Enemy: Imaginary Trans Mice 🐭 Trump stood at the State of the Union and lied—claiming taxpayer dollars fund “transgender mice.” In reality? TRANSGENIC mice used for medical research. But why tell the truth when fake outrage keeps his base foaming at the mouth? #MAGA #Trump #Resist

Rep. Melanie Stansbury understood the assignment 🫡 #Trump #Resist #Politics #News #StateOfTheUnion

SCOTUS just gutted the EPA’s ability to regulate water pollution, making it easier for corporations to dump raw sewage into our waterways. Because apparently, protecting public health is less important than protecting corporate profits 💵 #SCOTUS #Trump #Resist #News

In case you didn’t notice wildfires are tearing through South Carolina, destroying homes and forcing evacuations—and our president has said nothing. No statement, no concern, no acknowledgment 🔥 Instead? He’s literally dancing on tables at his golf club🕺🏻 #Wildfire #Trump #Resist #Politics #News

Live, Laugh, Lose the Farm 🐖🌾🚜 Tariffs won’t help farmers, won’t lower prices, and won’t magically make America self-sufficient. But sure, “have fun!” with that, as Trump says 🚜💸 #Farmer #Agriculture #Tariffs #Trump #Canada #Mexico #Politics #News #Resist

It’s not even Thirst Trap Thursday 😛 Trump’s Truth Social account has become one big thirst trap for Putin at this point. Nothing screams “please notice me, daddy” like promising to crush free speech while flexing your authoritarian fantasies. ##Trump #Putin #Politics #News #Democracy #Resist

💰 Broke for Democracy, Loaded for Hypocrisy 💰 🇺🇦 Needs aid? “Sorry, we’re broke.” 🇮🇱 Needs billions? “Say less.” Guess it’s not about affordability—it’s about who’s asking. Watch where the $$$ flows. #MoneyTalks #Democracy #Hypocrisy #Politics #Trump #Ukraine #Resist

What happened to “America First”? 🤦🏻‍♀️🇷🇺🍊 So 40% of Republicans suddenly think a certain global supervillain is “friendly”. Funny how “America First” keeps looking more like Russia First. #Politics #News #Putin #Resist #AmericaFirst #MakeItMakeSense #Trump #Russia

Could they make it anymore obvious? 🇷🇺 Trump’s admin isn’t even pretending anymore—halting cyber ops like the obedient lapdogs they are. At this rate, they’ll be sending Putin a fruit basket with the nuclear codes ☢️ #Politics #News #Resist #Trump #CyberSecurity #WhosYourDaddy

Our Grifter-in-Chief believes we should abandon our allies at NATO and the UN 🤦🏻‍♀️ What do you think? Comment below 👇🏽 #ElonMusk #NATO #Resist #UnitedNations #Politics #News

Benny Johnson is at it again 😚🍑 What’s next—calling him a national hero for sending a tweet? #Trump #BennyJohnson #Resist #Grifter #MarALago

Anyone framing today’s meeting as a “win” thinks diplomacy is straight out of an ’80s Schwarzenegger movie—kick down a door, fire a rocket launcher, and bark “Negotiations over.” Meanwhile, actual diplomats are out here wondering when international relations started being scripted by Michael Bay.

I wish this were satire, but nope—this actually happened. A wartime leader begging for support got mocked over his outfit while Trump and his lackeys sat there like smug country club elites. This is beyond embarrassing—it’s a national disgrace #Trump #Resist #BrianGlenn #Zelensky #Ukraine

Trump & Vance just turned a meeting with Zelenskyy into a reality show audition. No commitments, just condescension, a canceled press conference, and a “be more grateful” guilt trip. Is this how the U.S. treats its allies now? Putin must be thrilled. #Trump #Zelensky #Resist

Our Gaslighter-in-Chief with British Prime Minister Keir Starmer at a White House press conference yesterday vs last week 🤷🏻‍♀️ #Trump #Politics #News

They say a man is known by the company he keeps 👀 #FYP #News #TrendingNow #Trump #Politics #Meme #CurrentEvents

Can you spot the pattern? 🤔🍊🇷🇺 #Trump #Putin #Russia #Politics #News #Resist #ElonMusk

Trump posted an AI-generated “Trump Gaza” video—because apparently, actual war crimes weren’t cinematic enough. MAGA-world eats it up like a QAnon Marvel reboot, but let’s be real—this isn’t master-level trolling, it’s just a dog whistle wrapped in a digital fever dream #Trump #ElonMusk #Gaza

DictatorTok’s Hottest Reads: A Literary Coup d’État 🔥 Get ready for a forbidden affair hotter than a Kremlin cover-up! From backchannel whispers to bare-chested rendezvous, these steamy, scandalous (and potentially treasonous) books capture the ultimate strongman seduction #Trump #Putin #ElonMusk

DOGE Employees Hit Ctrl+Alt+F*ck This 🔥 21 DOGE staffers just rage-quit after realizing their job wasn’t to improve government—it was to “optimize” democracy into nonexistence. Turns out “efficiency” in the Trump era means gutting essential services like a billionaire dodging taxes #Trump #DOGE

This weekend Trump logged onto Truth Social to post a SpongeBob meme—not to announce a policy, not to address a crisis, but to mock federal employees who are (rightfully) pissed about Elon Musk’s latest power trip. No plan, no leadership—just good ole SpongeBob 🫠 #Trump #ElonMusk #Resist #SpongeBob

Missouri GOP wants a pregnancy registry to track who might get an abortion and “match” them with adoptive parents. The bill’s author calls it “eHarmony for babies”—because nothing says freedom like CPCs putting you in a database and pressuring you into adoption. Big Brother for your uterus is here.

Benny Johnson wants you to believe Trump carrying his own coat is “servant leadership.” No, really. Forget the corruption, insurrection, and judicial purges—this is their spin? The man who charged the Secret Service rent is now a humble leader? Trump isn’t carrying our burden. Just his coat. #Trump

At CPAC 2025, Elon Musk embodied peak cringe—MAGA hat, gold chains, and a gold-plated chainsaw for his “federal cuts.” His incoherent ramblings and meme antics highlight the fusion of internet culture with authoritarianism. This isn’t leadership; it’s a dangerous spectacle. #ElonMusk #Trump #Resist

Trump and Musk want to control reality—science be damned. On March 7th, protests are hitting D.C. + cities nationwide to fight back against their anti-truth agenda. Protest works. Civil disobedience works. Time to use our voices before they silence them. #Trump #ElonMusk #Resist #Protest

Oh hell no—we don’t have kings here. The White House just tweeted “LONG LIVE THE KING” with his smug face in a crown. They think it’s “owning the libs,” but don’t doubt the intent. He’s gutting checks and balances and acting like he rules by divine right. No kings, no masters #Trump #Resist #King

Did Putin hack Trump’s X? Because that rant was straight-up Kremlin propaganda. Trump’s “peace plan”? Let Putin win. Smear Zelenskyy. Call Ukraine aid a “gravy train.” Weird how $900B to line military contractors pockets is “strength,” but helping allies fight tyranny is suddenly a handout #Trump

Two small planes collided near Marana, AZ, killing 2—marking the 13th serious or fatal U.S. aviation incident since Jan 20th per FAA. But sure, gutting FAA safety staff under Trump is totally fine. Who needs functional air travel when you can have chaos instead? #Trump #DOGE #ElonMusk #FAA

While Elon’s running the government, Trump’s doing NASCAR laps in The Beast like a retiree with stadium perks—all on your dime. Americans are losing jobs thanks to “efficiency cuts,” but Trump’s living large. Golf, VIP seats, celebrity treatment—must be nice 👑 #Trump #ElonMusk #Daytona500

Yosemite is in chaos—staff so short they had to close major areas over a holiday weekend. The reservation system’s a mess, with scalpers reselling passes. Trump’s layoffs & Burgum’s land sell-offs will devastate our national park and federal lands. Starve them, break them, sell them. 😔🌲🦌🍂

Hey, did you know PA is critical to stopping Trump? On March 25th, there’s a special election in HD-35 (Allegheny County), and Democrat Dan Goughnour needs our help to protect the Dem majority in the PA House. Every seat matters. Volunteer, donate, spread the word! #DefendDemocracy #StopTrump

DOJ dropped corruption charges against NYC Mayor Eric Adams—a Democrat—after 7 prosecutors quit in protest. Trump’s DOJ calls it “political,” but this feels straight out of The Godfather. Looks more like quid pro quo to get Adams to play ball on deportations.

Did anyone else accidentally stumble into that awkward Trump/Musk couples counseling session on Hannity? It had serious “Star-Lord awkwardly convincing Thor he’s still in charge” vibes—just with more spray tan and less charm 🍊

Trump: “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.” – Today on X. He’s not saving the country—he’s shredding the Constitution. Breaking laws, defying courts, betraying his oath. The remedy? Impeach. Remove. Disqualify. Before it’s too late #14thAmendment

Make Americans Depressed Again 🇺🇸 RFK Jr.’s first move as HHS Secretary? A targeted “review” of antidepressants, ADHD meds & more. This is the same guy who blamed SSRIs for school shootings & wants ADHD kids sent to farms. It’s stigma, control, & pseudoscience—not health freedom 🗽

Live, Laugh, Lauch Codes 🤯 ICYMI: DOGE just “oopsie’d” 300 nuclear security experts right out of their jobs—you know, the people who safeguard our nuclear arsenal. Why? Because they couldn’t be bothered to read job descriptions or understand what the employees they’re firing actually do ☢️

It’s official: RFK Jr. is now running America’s health agencies. Because when you think of someone qualified to handle pandemics, drug policy, and medical research, you obviously pick a guy with no medical or public health education—just a law degree, a conspiracy blog, and a brain parasite 🦠🪱💉

FEBRUARY 17, 2025 → NOT MY PRESIDENT’S DAY 50 States. 50 Protests. 1 Future on the Line. This Presidents’ Day isn’t about them—it’s about US. Because We the People ≠ We the Billionaires. Our democracy is up for sale, and we’re done watching from the sidelines. More info → www.fiftyfifty.one

Salt Lake City SHOWED UP—1,100 deep—protesting Trump, Musk, and ICE. This energy is 🔥. Protests like this are popping up EVERYWHERE & growing. This is the vibe. Bring this “F*ck Donald Trump” energy EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. No backing down. Let’s go 💃🏻🇺🇸🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Credit: @tatumscoville TikTok 2/8/25