Jojo Sliwa

A rewrite of Ender’s Game but the kids are all Gen Alpha.

Just a thread of shots from the Last Agni Kai

Making a deck just to piss off MtG players.

As mayor, I will ensure that all Smash matches are played on Time rather than Stock. These competitive players KNOW they can knock us casuals out three times in 2 minutes, and then proceed to spend 2, 3, even 5 more minutes wave-dashing and teching against each other while the rest of us just watch

My wallet waking up this month after not buying any MtG since Tarkir.

Mike Johnson’s Magic: The Gathering-themed party ruined by the Avatar spoilers.

My social media today is either: A: Playing Pokémon Legends ZA B: Watching the BYU/Utah game C: At a No Kings Protest Meanwhile, I’m: D: Spending over an hour helping my kid get a poop out.

I think my daughter is the only girl in the world who’s favorite song from Frozen is “In Summer.”

Me @ Costco in October:

I finish my master’s program in December and I’m so ready to have free time again.

I’m hoping Lorwyn Eclipsed brings us some -1/-1 counter synergies. The abundance of +1/+1 counters in commander make -1/-1 counters near impossible to play.

I love how someone *not* getting a Nobel Prize would never make news under regular circumstances.

Buddy cop pitch: A ghost teams up with the zombie of his former self to solve their murder.

Magic in 1993: I’m going to cast Terror, destroying your War Mammoth. Magic in 2025: I’m going to Murder your Supportive Parents.

I wonder if the year 3025 will have dinner-theaters based on our society today called “Unprecedented Times.” Each section of the audience gets a different podcaster of a different color and they get to watch them argue.

Want to get more into playing Limited MtG. It’s just expensive to play as often as I’d like. Anyone on here have any success with making cubes?

My Archidekt account right now with all my unfinished decklists

Michael and Minerva Mouse

You know your car is old when your reaction to the check engine light being off is to think that the check engine light is broken.

Hot take: the command should have been “B-0.” Say B-0 over and over again and it sounds like a certain somebody’s name. 👀

Excited for tomorrow 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 New 🕯 ✨ Star ✨ 🕯 Fox 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

We gotta fix this, y’all.

I’m sorry but it’s the first week of September

Too many resets to count.

Home with a sick kid today. He was up every hour last night, so we’re all taking it easy today. Except for the 2 year old who slept like a rock and is now very energized and ready for the day.

One of the last classes I’m taking in my master’s program is “Games and Learning.” This is the instructor’s breakdown of how grades work.

Cat-In-The-Hat is a home invasion story.

Not my dad casually mentioning he was friends with the creator of Rocko’s Modern Life in high school.

Mega Evolution in Pokémon: Oh look, They look slightly sharper and some design features are exaggerated. Digimon Mega Evolution: He’s now a mech with guns and chest missiles and for some reason denim pants.

Birthday buddy.

When a new EDH deck pops into your brain.

Still thinking about Superman.

New meme template

I try not to get political on here (check my Twitter for that) but I came up with the nickname “God-Emperor Cheeto” and I’m very proud.

2. Being a girl dad is the best btw. Love this little bear.

Finished Banjo-Tooie last night. Haven’t played it since I was a kid, and it’s still tons of fun! Except for Grunty Industries.

Hey man I just started that dang ol’ King of the Hill show man and I’ll tell you what that Boomhauer man he might be my favorite I’m talkin’bout his jokes man he’s dang ol’ funny I’ll tell you what man

My son is officially tall enough for me to tell him to stop messing with the thermostat.

Connections categories be like: 1. Types of Apples 2. _____ Wands 3. Colors but the third letter is changed 4.Words that remind me girls who spurned me in high school

He survived by going to a different cinematic universe.

Lost every game. 😞

Going into a Commander night for the first time in two months after revamping your decks.

Me most days:

My son’s favorite video game is MK8. His way of playing is to have auto-steer and auto-accelerate on, but then grab my controller on the last lap and try to make my racer fall off so his passes mine. I recently showed him Smash, and he doesn’t yet realize the Lvl 9 CPUs actually aren’t him.

Anyone have video games that they associate with the music they listened to while playing it?

Still thinking about Superman.

Loved seeing the “What if Superman was evil” trope turned on its head.

Met with a new therapist today. Walked in and he had MtG, Zelda, and LotR memorabilia all over the room. Let’s gooo.