cannot believe that the US kidnapped a foreign president and is holding him in the jail behind the Micro Center

how dare you bring a flipper zero or raspberry pi to the zohran inauguration

when you have a latte so beautiful that it makes you want to give up american citizenship

2024 was painful, 2025 was the wound, and in 2026 we’re sooooooo back babes

took my son (mudkip) to the polls today

sometimes it’s just devtools all the way down

the internet is not ready for the cutest dog ever

was fifteen feet from the stage for thursday/death cab/my chemical romance and feeling so happy <3

my chemical romance metlife <3

climbed a mountain and now having local hazy ipas and a DIY hot dog bar situation never let me spend more than 5 minutes in CA or i’ll move here

went climbing in da mountains and saw a Vee :O

i love seeing my friends in san francisco because it’s either polycule drama and feeding me pastries or someone sitting me down to show orangutan documentary videos for an hour

i’m dante alighieri on the way to hell (San Francisco) fighting demons (listening to a dad explain crowdstrike to his son)

listened to the superman soundtrack while drinking a smoothie in the shower. i’m so unstoppable today. here is me and my son

sometimes i look at a research event and 0 of the content looks good. and then i think am *I* out of touch? but no, it’s just that the most helpful resources are books from like 2010 unfortunately. none of our work is actually novel. someone make the next XNU

this is such a beautiful picture i don’t even know what to do with it lmao

WE GOT DA MUSLIM SOCIALIST MAYOR NEW YORK CITY IS SOOOOO BACK BABBBBBYYYYYYYYY

i love love love love love my family and boyfriend and perfect perfect person @seamuus.bsky.social favorite person in the world happy birthday

explaining sonic heros at the brewery. it’s insane people don’t know sonic heros in 2025.

shuggy just became legalized. we might have a socialist mayor on tuesday. huge win for the nation #onepiece1152

learning how to tattoo!! no idea what i’m doing but *chefs kiss*

honestly? it’s been 8 hours of just going this is so disturbing

thats it. everyone’s had enough time by now. i’m going to create an ios virtualization research startup. it’s going to be the most boring startup with 0 profit, and the slogan is “keepin’ kernel exploits morally gray (not weaponized) (non-gmo)”

we should truly truly truly truly stop companies from buying each other

the hottest rave is watching the nyc mayoral debate, having a hazy ipa and ramen at the train station, watching cuomo be absolute satan

too cringe by intimately knowing about jack dorsey’s collapse, too based for instant messaging explo*tation, just right for doomscrolling pwn2own blog posts

gonna need every llm wrapper saas company to read a copy of walden by thoreau

stopped at a Stewart’s on the way to upstate and this is my civic pride 🫡🍦

please have the directors of Sinners write the new buffy the vampire slayer. please

you’re worried about tiktok blowing up your favorite spot? vogue hong kong just posted about my spot :/

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people die and sometimes all you can do is open a monster to commemorate

this is like when a known exploit shop added me to their work Signal groupchat when i lied and said i was a neopets podcaster

san diego is for the lesbians. this rocks

st patrick’s day is straight pride

wow. so fucked up. this is why it’s the *failing* new york times.

html in markdown because why use photoshop when you can suffer

i have stolen this man’s soul and hanging out in the park w his corpse #sanfrancisco #tourism

running into people you know in the SFO delta lounge is the most tech bro thing

nobody in the delta one lounge knows we have a ps5, an xbox, 6 laptops, and 10 phones w us

very very lovely cocktails in orlando with cute shrimp while i sat at the Michelin bar for 2 hours getting Gold in Pokemon TCG pocket

going to florida used to be family trauma but now it just pavlovs me into blasting one of your girls by troye sivan

LPEs are the true diversity hires, the government is sooooo right to never patch them. you want to run as sudo in THIS economy?

i love when people ask me about certs in the industry because most of the smartest and successful people i’ve encountered have literally 0 (zero) and would never care

ngl chat it is very depressing to be an american

why have a cigarette when you can grab a perfectly fine diet coke

stranger in the alps vinyl on loudly this morning while cleaning and conor oberst’s voice during would you rather is Gender Goals™️

the ice skating rink in bushwick went the way of buffalos in america

please celsius Gods, get me through this day to the weekend fix all errors and grant me strength 🙏

fuck formula one it’s Sonic time