I need the healthcare enrollment window to start at LEAST a month earlier.

The platform I post on is dependent on how controversial my thoughts are.

Say "respiratory reciprocity" 5 times fast. #ksleg

The funniest Freudian slip is every time I type "bull" instead of "bill". I should just start leaving it like that

"Committee discussion on various topics" is NOT an agenda. #ksleg

There has GOT to be a college class somewhere about political fanfiction.

Lunar Gras Mubarak!

There are children SPRINTING up and down the stairs in the #ksleg statehouse and all I can think is I wish I had that level of energy.

And now the #ksleg site is down.

It's ridiculous that 24 hours after a hearing, the testimony is STILL not available online. #ksleg

The joy of finding out I have been getting voicemails but NOT getting the notifications. What a great way to start a Monday.

We're 10% of the way through the 2026 #ksleg session and so far there is bipartisan agreement that the current schedule is too short.

So that's Syria, Nigeria, Venezuela, and now possibly Iran and Greenland? So much for #NoNewWars

Why does every media format insist on having ads blaringly loud and the media volume ridiculously quiet? First TVs, now websites.

Will the ICC issue an arrest warrant for Trump? Since Venezuela is a state party to the Rome Statute.

Can I just sovcit the next 3 years?

I can't believe Trump has been president longer than the American Civil War.

It's disgusting how many marketing emails I got between Christmas and New Year's.

Why is the Catholic Church still moving around priests with criminal convictions? He should be laicized and subject to whatever criminal penalty Arkansas has for animal cruelty. www.ktbs.com/news/arkansa...

I'm trying really hard to use my US citizenship where others lack such privilege. aje.io/wlczed

I love when I start getting email ads AFTER I've bought from them. Like damn, give me a minute.

All sports shows need at least one representative from each generation. I need to hear a Super Sayin joke during an #OhioState game.

Really hate the random people with the Jesus signs that are always in the background of #CollegeGameday

Is it just me, or are there a lot more American religious ads on #tiktok ? Anyone know why this is happening?

Sometimes I wish every bill introduced was required to have a hearing, but sometimes I'm really glad that's not required.

You know it's the week of #BlackFriday when you're bombarded with twice as many ads.

What's up with pharmaceutical companies sponsoring athletic events? I feel like I'm more inclined to not want anything to do with a pharmaceutical company (as much as within my control) that seems like its sportswashing.

I should change my LinkedIn headline to "part-time dog ear massager"

Why is no place in the #BibleBelt open on Sundays? I work all week and have 2 days to get stuff done and one of those days is not an option. We need more places open Thursday through Monday.

The only presidential ballroom I want to hear about is LBJ's.

Maybe it's naive of me, but I'm shocked that Sliwa lost by such a large margin to Cuomo.

I hope there's a public art project going up soon at 3rd and Indiana.

It's nice that my polling place has candy, but it's also right after Halloween. I have enough candy at home that I'm almost sick at the sight of it.

Releasing an EO railing against modern architecture while at the same time proclaiming that the White House needs to be modernized is a fun kind of hypocrisy.

I don't understand how, in a globalized economy in the year 2025, banks do not function normally on weekends or at night. ESPECIALLY large banks. And automated functions.

Trump is the world's worst tenant. #WhiteHouse #EastWing

I can't wait to hear Curtis Sliwa's comments on this. www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...

Someone start an @actblueorg.bsky.social to demolish the ballroom and plaza and reconstruct the East Wing and Rose Garden.

Happy #Diwali to to the #AWS engineers who are supposed to be celebrating today. Good luck.

I'm all for legalizing recreational marijuana, but I'm sick of smelling the smoke. Weed smokers (and vapers) need to be shamed just as much as cigarette smokers.

Why do the Ozarks have to be in Arkansas?

If it doesn't already, #righttorepair needs to include #righttoclean

It feels like every team in the SEC is getting penalized out the wazoo today. What is in the air?

Whenever I see a video of the Obamas being funny and relatable, there's always a comment saying "I don't agree with their politics, but they were so classy" Be specific. What about their politics DO you disagree with? Hmmm???

Why do airports need to send me marketing emails? Are you near my home or destination? That's all I need to know.

If Larry Ellison/Oracle buys #TikTok, it's going to turn into another right-wing cesspool.

Stranded at Richmond Airport due to a plane mixup. Southwest Airlines buys us pizza and TSA furnishes the napkins and plates. THAT is customer service.

That there are still states with toll booths astonish me. I know you can snap a photo of my license plate and send me the bill. Please do it and don't make me slow down or stop.

The fact that Trey Reed and Corey Zukatis were lynched in Cleveland, MS is not as shocking as it should be.

Laundromats are an alternate reality.