If it doesn't already, #righttorepair needs to include #righttoclean

It feels like every team in the SEC is getting penalized out the wazoo today. What is in the air?

Whenever I see a video of the Obamas being funny and relatable, there's always a comment saying "I don't agree with their politics, but they were so classy" Be specific. What about their politics DO you disagree with? Hmmm???

Why do airports need to send me marketing emails? Are you near my home or destination? That's all I need to know.

If Larry Ellison/Oracle buys #TikTok, it's going to turn into another right-wing cesspool.

Stranded at Richmond Airport due to a plane mixup. Southwest Airlines buys us pizza and TSA furnishes the napkins and plates. THAT is customer service.

That there are still states with toll booths astonish me. I know you can snap a photo of my license plate and send me the bill. Please do it and don't make me slow down or stop.

The fact that Trey Reed and Corey Zukatis were lynched in Cleveland, MS is not as shocking as it should be.

Laundromats are an alternate reality.

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The president of the United States is trying to steal congressional seats so I don’t give a fuck about the Cracker Barrel logo discussion. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

If the so-called #OneBigBeautifulBill is soooo great, why did the Republicans delay so many of its effects?

Cuomo HAS to be a masochist. Like, there is some dominatrix somewhere who is NOT surprised. Because man does he have a humiliation kink.

I have to get up once per day, MINIMUM, to let my parents' dog see there's NOTHING outside for him to bark at.

How much money do the Texas legislators make per day of this special session to strip away representation?

Is there a website that tracks these #tariff changes live? Like what's in effect, when it's scheduled to change, etc.

I really don't want to be elitist, but some people have GOT to learn to communicate better. I've been selling stuff on FB marketplace and the amount of people who cannot say where they are, how long it will be, or when they'll be available is too many people.

“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

Serious question for #lawyers Why do legal texts (opinions, laws, briefs, contracts) not use the Oxford comma!?

The prettiest building on any college campus should be the library.

The worst thing about #capitalism is that I have to continue every day as if the world isn't ending for others.

This has been the longest six months of my life.

People who own big-ass trucks should NOT be allowed to complain about gas prices. You chose a huge vehicle with a huge tank and terrible fuel efficiency to drive to and from the office, school, the strip mall, and the grocery store. Shut up or make good decisions.

Unfortunately, today is a perfect nap day.

Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and Michael Bloomberg could fund a private USAID for the next 4 years. At least until we get sanity back.

When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.

Hot take: all parking meters should have the option to pay by card AND quarters. I don't want to have to use my phone and download 20 different parking apps. I'd just leave.

I always wondered what it was like to live in a country where you can't trust the information the government puts out. I guess now I know.

Anyone know a non-US bank that will house accounts for non-residents without financial ties to the country it's in? Asking for a friend.

Are Congresspeople limited to the size of water glass they have when speaking? Because that little glass would not be enough for me. I need my emotional support water bottle. #BigUglyBill

I'm amazed by how quickly people can get in the groove of a new social media network.

Can anyone sign on to lawsuits brought against the state or federal government?

Can't we just...grey rock him?

Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.

So what's the pecking order for the Middle East? First Gaza and the West Bank, then Lebanon, now Iran.

We should really stop saying "with all due respect" and start saying "with no respect due" because some people do not deserve it.

THIS is the weaponization of government.

It's incredible to watch "just following orders" happen in real time. Incredibly infuriating.

Apparently, not even God with a Chicago-born Pope can help the White Sox. sunflowerstateradio.com/2025/05/09/r...

@cnn.com could just play music while waiting for the new pope to emerge rather than repeating themselves ad nauseum

Gods I wish I had even a tenth of the confidence of some of these yahoos running for office.

Never really suffered from allergies before. 24 hours in Minneapolis and I'm uncontrollably sneezing and dripping.

Honestly, traveling is like 75% eating new foods in new places.

I'm fine with both Microsoft Word and Google Docs, but using the Office 365 Word is absolute hell.

"US now violating First Amendment rights to free speech"

There's something hilariously dystopian about getting tons of Temu ads while fascists are instigating useless trade wars.

Tomorrow is #TolkienDay, the date Frodo destroyed the ring to complete his quest (IYKYK). Why not celebrate with a 2nd Spring Break full of books and tea and 2nd breakfasts? Find your next favorite book in #CloudLibrary, library.ks.gov/digital-books. #Kansas #LibrariesMatter #IMLS

Why is influenza A worse than the two times I've had COVID? I'm tired, my body hurts, my head hurts, and I can't breathe through my nose.