" Ah ah ah, you little pest. Those were but a distraction—! "

GET OUT OF HERE

Saw that fuckass hedgehog.

You never can.

No.

What's all this about #TittyTuesday?

My moves can't be beat!

Where's that gif of me dancing.

I will literally nuke you.

WHAT

NO THEY DON'T WE AREN'T DOING THIS AGAIN

NOT THE NUDES THEY LEAKED! ( OH GOD ITS THE TETRIS DICK )

DON'T OPEN THAT

Wow.

" They truly are. . . "

Are you SERIOUSLY trusting that blue menace?

I am.

Of course I did.

I'm not a MONSTER.

OF COURSE IT IS.

NO WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

Yes. Definitely.

NOTHING BUT LIES.

LIES AND SLANDER

You know what they say about self–proclaimed heroes. Nothing but egotists fueling their own agenda. All he wants is to destroy the glorious world I dream of building.

Oh? Did that troublesome thing put thoughts into your little head about me?

Of course! What else would I be using them for?

World peace.

He destroys my robots and taunts me. Like a MANIAC.

Evil little rodent.

yyyyyyes.

I HATE THOSE RRRRRRRROTTEN HEDGEHOGS—! CURSE THAT SONIC! CURSE THAT AMY! CURSE THAT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! OOOHHH THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK—!

Okay. This time it was NOT me.

It seems you all can't handle me. . . Mikuing it.

( looking at orbot and cubot. ) I miss Scratch and Grounder.

Still a leech.

Filthy.

I could've sworn you lived on Tails's couch like a leech.

Oh, no. I insist! Ladies first.

check yours, rodent.

ugh. rat awareness week.

I wonder how my robots are doing!

Wasn't even that good. The entire time, it wouldn't shut up about how the End comes for us all.

WHY IS THERE SO MANY OF MY DEAD COUSIN RUNNING AROUND AND WHY ARE HALF OF THEM RODENTS

The fuck are you even on about.

Bitch death battle ain't canon.

Get outta here with your fuckass plumber.