google tell me how do i stop living for other people

had the best chat with an uber driver i've ever had and then when i was leaving i tripped over the seatbelt my headphones fell off and i said "bye love you" to him

if you get a window seat on a train and spend the entire journey looking at your phone, you are a poison

why are they called drag queens and not hersonas

the three wise men guiding my life ...... agriculture, prostitute and crippling alcoholism .....

i always want to connect with people but my brain is so actively against that for me and the endless back&forth between myself and my brain never gets resolved so i just end up seeing the people i'd love to be with living full lives and i feel like i'm just sat in the middle of my brain like this

okay so i'm 23 now #LivingMyTruth

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when margaret thatcher died (#LOL) her putrid fetid essence possessed a toby jug into gaining sentience and that's how keir starmer came to be

yeah i'm fine i just wish it was all different like my hair and my face and my body and my brain and my life and my family and my friends and my past and my future and my name and my thoughts and my feelings and everything that makes me i wish was completely different but other than that i'm fine

i feel like autumn has arrived TODAY i am feeling the me in my heart crunching leaves underfoot as they yearn for me to listen to snail mail and haley heynderickx and adrianne lenker and dry cleaning and modern baseball and the war on drugs and kitty craft and the beta band and hayden pedigo

charlie kirk, 2 hours ago, not realising the genie lamp is still in his hand:

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*the three little piggies doing house tours* piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra

cows should be called moose because that's what they do

i bought some incense that was named "nirvana" and it smells EXACTLY like how my friends houses smelled like when i was a child

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD i wanna be a drag queen so BAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

alex winter more like phallic splinter....... YEEEEOOOOWWWWCH!!!!! there's wood in my cock!

omggggggg i really want some AMBROSIA DEVON CUSTARD!

seeing this article and being reminded of july this year when indigo de souza directly sent her fans to harass a pitchfork writer for giving a 6.6, slightly-less-than-very-positive review of her dookie ass new album and then made an instagram post praising specifically only the positive reviews

when i get too high i start to love my favourite drag queens on levels never thought b4... ill be scrolling thru delta works instagram living in a way not thought possible, watching kori king's wet dream lip sync on repeat and gagging more each time, giggling to trixie and katya and bob like nobody

take a picture by filter... wow what a song... builds like a progressive house song but it has a chorus that sounds like an mbv pop song and has massive bridge with screamed vocals... also the music video is sooo good. also its like 6minute long but i always listen to it twice and frequently THRICE!

bar italia still one of the best bands ever missus morality and worlds greatest emoter and banks and polly armour and changer and maddington and my little tony and nurse! are all the best songs ever

i met trevor horn the other day... trevor horny more like! dude was BRICKED up!

drake after losing his trousers be like i need a one pants

i feel like shrimp could do anything. i really believe in those guys.

guys do u think youtube will last 100 years like omg wtfff imagine a video saying 1 century ago

fuuuuck sakes i just fucking looked a gift horse in the fucking mouth fuuuck man

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i wish i could taste what americans taste in pies.......

i have this ROTTEN CUNT coworker who is so pathetically obsessed with AI and he put in our work group chat this morning that he has AI generated an album and will be releasing it on spotify. he shared a link and, obviously, its god awful. blisteringly generic sleep token-core heavy alt rock and 1/

changed my bandcamp&soundcloud names to umberdust......... feels like that would be a nice colour....... like a soft warm goldish brownish gold sortof........... much 2 ponder.................

seeing a man in budgie smugglers gives me the same fight or flight screaming reaction as someone pointing a gun to my head

i love the relaxed way i take in media.......... i listened to currents by tame impala for the first time this year even though i had the cd for like 3years. great album. still have never listened to more than like 3 frank ocean songs. great songs though! im like one of those half alive sea slugs 😊🤗

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT 2 GO OUT & PLAY L8R ?

guys remember when everyone pretended friday night dinner was funny. what was that about

new song 🫧💿🎧 staygiddy.bandcamp.com/track/feathe... just something i've had sitting around for aaages and couldn't find anything more 2 do with and i listened 2 it sooo much &fell in ❤️ with it on the lowkey highkey bigstyle 🤘

god my incense smells so FUCKING GOOD

Wag unto Mamas as you would have them Wagamama you.

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neeeeeed 2 give #DIABOLICALSLOPPY to jarl barlgruuf the greater 😍😍😍😍😘

best things about the uk: - girls aloud - heron foods - levi roots - SOPHIE - the countryside - jam and cream scone - miranda (tv series) - northern accents - kathy burke - taskmaster - coastal towns - swinger culture - the chase - carboot sales - spoken word post-punk - bonjela - harry hill tv burp

i like just sort of telling and yelling into the void on here

i feel like i was always meant to work at a shipyard/docks in a small american town, maybe in like west virginia or something? i think that's my calling... better pick up!!!!!!!

why is the immediate reaction upon someone seeing a clone of themselves to kill them immediately ??? aside from sucking their dick, if i happened across a clone of myself the first thing we would do is karaoke, not murder. that's what's wrong with hollywood nowadays... or more like hollyWEIRD now...

googled oasis in the desert bc i didnt know if they were real and they are and oh my godddddd they are so gorgeous i cannot believe this is the planet we live on i can only wistfully imagine the atmosphere of an oasis, beautiful nourishing freedom amongst the most barren stretches of land , i love 🫧

just doing some research.........

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