Last night I had a nightmare I was in the Handmaid’s Tale. It was wiiiild and weird…🥴

Happy Father’s Day to the 🐐⚜️

@zainey.bsky.social hey girl heyyy! 👋

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Thinking about skipping work tomorrow and going to watch Sinners. No I still haven’t seen it 🤦🏻‍♀️

To the dick of a cop who tried to intimidate me earlier, I hope you have the day you deserve. 🖕🖕

GO BIG DAMN ORANGE! 🍊

11:30 on a Wednesday at 38 is not the same as 11:30 on a Wednesday at 22. 💃🏻🥂😴 bedtime

All the Emo bands coming out with new albums 🥹

In case you missed it this morning, Saints have already made a trade: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Yes but I’m also a winter hater 🙂‍↕️

Let’s geaux, Saints Bluesky! ⚜️🦋

Can’t believe I’ve been here for 3, almost 4 months. ⚜️

For #Saints fans coming on here there’s several us here already @nickunderhill.bsky.social @rossjacksonnola.bsky.social @bylukejohnson.bsky.social @matthewparas.bsky.social @kat-terrell.bsky.social @rodwalkernola.bsky.social Lot more but follow everyone!

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I would be one happy 38-yr-old. 😆

I miss faux spring. 🌷☀️😎🤡

*Makes joke about Elon Muskrat on Facebook.* Stranger who uses MAGA as their whole identity takes the bait. Never fails. 🎣🥱

The Libby app 🔥

Always. About time for me to read another book on the “banned list”. Those are always fun.

Always. It’s like the light at the end of the tunnel for me. I. Hate. Winter. ☀️

On a TENNESSEE Saturday night! 🏀🍊🎶

I hope they do bc I’m tired of my sister sending me 28 TikToks a day lol 😑

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Small details: expired permit (Yes I realize this doesn't stop them from renting elsewhere, just an observation)

New Orleans, I love you. I’m so devastated. 💔🙏🥺⚜️

I jinxed myself by being excited that all my social events are almost over for the year. My social battery is low. 🫠🪫 Then the family goes and plans another event for the 29th. Congrats, Britt. You played yourself.

It’s Crown:30 😎👑🥃

The Saints actually won. Another Christmas miracle. Lmao.

love youuuuu

Wind chill of 18° - great kitchen weather 🫶😊

I love youuuu 🧡🫶😘🍊

More on Cam Jordan being the #Saints' nominee for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award www.si.com/nfl/saints/news/saints-cam-jordan-walter-payton-man-year-award-nominee-01jebjsbhvtd

Flats and ranch Preferably from my fav bar - extra crispy out the pizza oven with dry blackened and bbq seasonings 🤗

#SpotifyWrapped isn’t as detailed as it used to be. A damn shame

Been up since 3:30. Might as well go work out.

Trying to watch this ish while I grocery shop 😂

The fam asked me what I wanted for Christmas, but I couldn’t think of anything at the time. So far I’ve bought myself luggage, shirts, a curling wand, and a hair straightener online during Black Friday. 😂🎄😭

That was trash time management on the Bears’ part. Lol wtf

The Office is my fav comfort show. Watching Dinner Party episode bc you know…Thanksgiving. 🤣

52*

If you see me with my grandma’s dressing in town walking to my car, mind ya business.

Let’s go Lady Vols! 🏀🧡🤍🩵

Picture it: It’s 1995, and you’re “instant messaging” your cousins across the Thanksgiving table on this ✨Dear Diary✨ Fast forward to 2024: I don’t even like to text or like those said cousins anymore. My, my, how the turntables...

Food: Italian Season: Anything but winter 🚫☃️❄️ Drink: Water/coffee Color: love all colors 🌈 but I wear a lot of black 🖤⚫️◼️ Anime: Don’t have one but will occasionally watch with my husband

It’s officially “that can wait until next week” time at work.

No motivation to work this short work week. 🙂‍↔️🙃

I rly need to start doing this. Lol

Now you’re speaking my language! 📚🍕

Cosmopolitan 🍸💖🍋‍🟩 Long Island Walk Me Down 💙 Dirty martini 🍸 Hurricane 🍹 (From NOLA) Daiquiri wi/ extra shot (From NOLA) Jameson or Crown and Sprite 1792 Bourbon on the rocks 🥃 Red or white wine (as long as it’s dry)