Quick question: is the Discombobulator > the Flux Capacitor?

And he WILL be brought to justice.

Just moving the thugs in command to other cities is like when they used to move priests to different parishes.

Fuck Paul Allen and all the ill-informed click baiters who perpetuate false narratives about Americans exercising their first amendment rights. Y'all are ridiculous.

Setting intentions inspired by the nonsecular teaching about "scales falling from the eyes" - which describes a sudden, often dramatic, realization of the truth after a period of being deceived. #witchsky

There is literally nothing else we should be talking about

There is literally nothing else we should be talking about right now

I bet a lot of people who didn't want to admit what's happening are suddenly remembering how it felt when the second plane hit the building.

There is literally nothing else we should be talking about right now. What the fuck are we doing???

Lots of Finnish folks settled in Minnesota, including my Sami ancestors. The Finns say, "there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing"... bundle up brave friends ❤️

But, see, baking bread and cupcakes today is actually really smart and responsible because I'm saving on heating costs. Right? Right?!? #wisconsin #cold

Serotonin Alert! The original seven seasons of the Great British Baking Show are available on the Roku channel 🍰🍥🧁

America, like we’re on hold rn: REP — RE — SENT — A — TIVE!

I live in a pretty rural area and my neighbors keep talking about seeing/hearing coyotes and, just... not now coyotes.

Swapped the spaghetti noodles for elbow macaroni, so now it's hotdish... as the ancestors intended. #minnesota

You can take the girl out of Minnesota, but... fuck fascism.

The new moon is an opportunity to call things into being. Set an intention on the dark moon then, over the next couple weeks, visualize it coming to fruition as the moon phases to full. What will you start to manifest on Sunday, January 19th? 🌒🌕🌘 #witchsky

Come sit a spell... #witchsky

I'm absolutely judging you based on your fb laugh react.

Just found some black candles I forgot I had. Any ideas #witchsky ?

The stupidest people I went to hs with grew up to have a lot of 1.0 gpa takes on democracy.

I was born in Minneapolis, and grew up in and around the neighborhoods on your TV screens. My heart is broken, but I'm so proud of my fellow Minnesotans.

It's seems kind of stupid to be counting my carbs right now.

Been cranking out TV commercial scripts and advertorials for my freelance copywriting biz, but I’m having a helluva time trying to focus on my cozy mystery series. Hard to muster whimsy atm. I think my brain is strictly in “have-to” mode when it comes to writing. #writingcommunity

Now taking applications for my local cannagrannies chapter 🌒🌕🌘

I was about 16 the first time my dad angrily called me a bleeding heart liberal and said, "you'll change your tune when you're old enough to buy your own toilet paper." Now I'm a 61 year old RLS who buys eco-friendly TP.

Windom Elementary, South Minneapolis. ca. 1973. I've lived in five different states, but I'll forever be a Minnesota girl.

Okay but hear me out - Crone Shire

There is very specific constellation of feelings, both physical and emotional, I have when experiencing loss. At 61, I've been through it enough times to know it will subside. But this... all of this... is just so fucking unrelenting. I'm exhausted.

One of the things writers learn when studying character development is to give your heroes flaws and your villains redeeming qualities, because villains who are all bad are unrealistic. Well...

Answer: 250 years

First Minor Grievance of 2026: Why are onions so much stronger than they used to be? In the past two days, I've had a red onion and white one that were so strong they torched my nostrils and cleared my sinuses. Completely inedible.

Yes I keep a pair of binoculars by the back door because, "is that a hawk or a branch with a weird clump of leaves?"

It's way too easy to accidentally trigger a Like on social posts... sometimes I just need to reread some rando's nonsense because wtf

I don't know which of my Wisconsin friends needs to hear this, but if you're planning to clear the driveway/sidewalk this morning, bring your boots in from the unheated porch/mudroom/garage now so they can warm up 🥶 🥾 🧤🧣 ❄️ 🪏

Me gloating at 6:30 am: This is the first time I haven't felt like crap the day after getting a flu shot. Awesome! Me at 11:30 am: oh, nm 🫤

I have a collection of unused planners and productivity apps, but tbh the thing that has worked best for me for daily tasks is to keep an unsent email titled "To Do" in my drafts folder and edit as needed.

Recently learned that winged eyeliner is trending and, based on the flood of tutorials on my timeline, nobody knows how to do it.

Forced to make an actual phone call this morning to confirm an appointment because I got 2 separate confirmation emails with two different times. The person wasn't available, so I had to leave a voicemail, and now I'm sitting here in the quicksand of executive dysfunction waiting for a call back.

Me, having been born and raised in Minnesota, watching this Wisconsin snowstorm roll in...

I was so worried about our resident barred owl because I hadn't heard her calling "who cooks food for you" outside my window for almost two months. She let me know she was okay this morning... at 4:30 a.m. 🦉🥱😏

I’ve made some really questionable nutritional choices in my lifetime, but the past couple of weeks… completely unhinged.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're not with family today, you can still go on a cousins walk.

Six Inch Curls! I haven't bought wrapping paper in about 20 years, but any ribbon is curling ribbon.

I truly appreciate those screenshots of posts from The Bad Place(s), but please don't crop out the date. Things are moving so quickly, the context is important.

I overshot my holiday baking stockpiling, so I'll be having pasta tossed with cream cheese for dinner tonight, and possibly breakfast tomorrow, while I contemplate my bad choices.

How many days after Christmas do I have to stay offline to avoid the emotional-gift-reaction videos?because they make me very uncomfortable 😐

Anyone who lives with me should just assume I'm going to want to keep the empty jar. #witchsky

Happy Winter Solstice! Here comes the sun, little darlin... I pressed these flowers in August, then put them aside for a little reminder of sunshine on the shortest day of the year.