See a ring, post a ring One from the archives 💍

Praised be beach days 🏖️

Foreskin play feat. glans ring 💍

Gotta love these lazy couch days 📺

An NYE well spent

The days between Xmas and nye are becoming a blur already. Luckily there’s games and gooning 💦

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal 🎄

Feeling my oats in the gym lockeroom 💪🏻 🏋️‍♂️

You’d tell me if my nipples were showing, right?

Monochrome Monday mess 💦 who’s gonna clean this up?

🍑 but also back goals 💪🏻

It’s my birthday 🎁 send kisses and nudes 👄

It’s been a few months back at a gym and I’m starting to feel like me again. Strong and Daddy

Happy MCM 🎱

quote this post with your best bush pic 🌳

Serving cunt at the mother convention 💒

And we have a TOP! Ruffles for daysssss. Fingers crossed I can squeeze my big fat shoulders into it 🤞🏻

New bedazzled boot alert 🚨 Please accept my “holding fish in hinge profile pic” offering with pearls a plenty. I’ve been to 4 different spotlights and wiped em clean of pearls flatbacks, and I still need to go to one more.

Repost with your favourite Halloween costume It has to be 2019s Kathleen Nee Day Knight. I crocheted the wig AND the parrot earrings. I felt very tizzy 😌

I’m working on my wedding outfit for NEXT WEEK! and these pants are liquid gold! The shimmer, the volume, the drama!!

This game, I swear is testing my resolve! 👾🎮

Another monochrome Monday and you’re still not in my bed

Come on over stud 😈

Let’s play a game for this weeks monochrome Monday. 🏳️📸 Pick a number between 1-676 and I’ll post the monochrome version of that picture in my hidden folder. Nudes, videos, unreleased content. Comment your number ⬇️⬇️

Some soft light on this Sunday softie

Throwback Thursday: much less body hair and shoulder length braids. I look back on this photo and yearn to be that hunky again. I’m just starting back at the gym again and this is a goal for sure

Sewing tip ♥️🤍🩷🪡

Loving these warmer afternoons #MCM

A foreskin appreciation for this #MCM

Take me back 😩 I fear I never may look this cunt again. Just WAIT until I get the wedding photographer photos because my god I was meant for the camera! 📸

I made my first ever outfit for my friends wedding, and I’ve never felt so slay! 🪩 💅🏻 💓 ✨

And a happy fcf to you and yours 💋

Really?!? In front of my cunty gloves?

I’ve got a friends wedding coming up in three weeks and I’m frantically learning how to sew on the fly. 6 iterations and abominations later and I’m so close to a functional cunty glove 🧤💃🪩

Post your favourite precum pic 😈💦

Repost a pic with LEGS ✨ How about a vid instead?

I’ve got just the thing for your hump day blues 🍆

Bath season is upon us 🛀

The fact that the newest episode of Doctor who won’t be available in Australia until 3:50am TOMORROW! is criminal 😤

MCM tales from the tub 🛀

Are ya winning son? 🎮🍆

If you see this, quote a pic of your bush 😙

Oh to be kit off at the beach 🏖️

Sometimes I get annoyed that I’m forever buying my housemate coffees but they never do the same for me, and then I remember they bring me cocktails unannounced sometimes, and I think that balances out the scales 🍸

Happy Easter 🐣 #mcm

I miss my old place sometimes, that afternoon light was honestly perfect #fcf

How’d you get down there mate? #Monochromemonday

If you’re ever in a sling at the sex club, ask people if they’ll check your temperature; it’s surprisingly effective 😜

Catching those afternoon rays #monomonday