This is why we can’t have nice things

Why are the Epstein files not trending here? Make them trend!!! release the #epsteinfiles

Sometimes I just hate the fucking Wordle ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩

MAGA AZ state senate speaker Steve Montenegro weighing in on the Cesar Chavez controversy: “We are not going to keep honoring a man who sexually abused children and assaulted women. That should not be controversial”. Huh??

Schrodinger's Epstein list: It both exists and Bill Clinton is on it and doesn't exist and Trump isn't on it.

There was an election in 1812. There was one in 1864. There were elections in 1916, 1944, and 2020. There will be an election in 2026

Green MAGA be like: “We would’ve been happy to vote against America’s descent into fascism if only they’d offered us something besides keeping America from descending into fascism”

The WH loves to bray about Trump’s amazing health, but if he winds up facing the music for this, all of a sudden you’ll never see a sicker person. Call it the Weinstein Effect

My, what an about face. Or maybe there are two faces...

Must be daytime summer heat year round down there 🙄

You know, people like to talk about what an unenlightened society the US was back in the 50s, but I think back then if the president were discovered to be a Russian asset, there’d be pitchforks and torches swarming the WH