So RedZone will give you whiplash to cut away from accidently showing a commercial, (which is great!) bc that's not what we paid for, but they'll still take you away from actual football to make you watch the maga propaganda hour?

#Crew96 season ended as it began. No striker, no replacement for Aiden, concerns about the backline, and endless love and respect for Darlington Nagbe. We’ll never see another player like him.

Hell Yes. #Crew96

In a non-stupid playoff format, #Crew96 would already be advancing 4-1 btw

Year after year, no matter how much they improve as a team, fc cincy continues to be the largest collection of crybabies ever assembled.

Bought some prosciutto today and the package advertised that it was resealable and I thought that was precious.

Throw a punch or don't bother leaving the dugout baseball players are so boring

Sounds like #Crew96 must do whatever it takes to retain Nancy, and throw away whatever jersey they were going to release next season and switch it to hoops. Do it bc it is the right thing to do, and not just bc it's what I have wanted forever on a personal level.

ily patrick schulte #Crew96

ClassDojo is a super cool app because it's literally the only way you can receive communication from your child's school and also there is a monthly subscription to use it and also it never works.

Wtf is this bs about the weather being perfect for a week before the game, and perfect for a week after the game, but in the 80s again only and specifically on Saturday. Explain yourselves, Columbus.

Did coca cola churn out some ai slop, or did they order from the lowest rated shop on dhgate

I am prepared to vote for whatever politician is willing to introduce the most aggressive policy regulating vehicle headlights.

Move the #Crew96 Circle of Honor inside, like, yesterday. Hang it from the rafters, put it on the upper deck fascia somehow, whatever. But fix it before Nagbe goes in.

Dressing for early morning tee times at this time of year is so weird bc wdym we're about to start our round at 52° but it's going to be in the 80°s by the time we're done.

Cleveland looks so good in the new Superman movie. The arcade gave me goosebumps.

We could all be eating hot honey pizza at topgolf right now I'm just sayin

Hey do you guys remember when Wil Trapp scored a rocket goal from a mile away that one time. That was awesome. #Crew96

Nordecke needs a kettle corn & apple cider stand. #FatGuyCrewTakes

I love the Buffalo Bills and I have always loved the Buffalo Bills and I have only ever loved the Buffalo Bills.

🚨🚨SAM DIXON TOUCHDOWN🚨🚨 #GoBucks

🚨🚨SAM DIXON CARRY🚨🚨 #GoBucks

This game is a stinkfest but I am happy to report that the cheesesteak stand under Nordecke is bomb. #Crew96

Heritage kit for #Crew96, throwback kit for the Revs. This match is about to slap.

Best #TIFOSWEAT ever? #Crew96

Back home from Canada and already regret not bringing home a full pallet of ketchup flavored potato chips.

Wife takes the daughter to the restroom, giving me an opportunity for a peak midwest dad on vacation move- drinking a mai tai alone in a Rainforest Cafe.

Gang KCD2 is so good I'm actually a little upset about it.

Damn it all if the @supportersupply.co @gcgbag.com retro shirt isn't the single most comfortable jersey I've ever worn in my entire life.

It didn't end up being anything particularly dangerous but still I kicked my feet and giggled a little bit when Nagbe took a shot. #Crew96

"Yikesadoodledandy." Man Chris Doran is the best.

I know it's not reasonable for a modern team to play in, but if they made a heavyweight fabric, long sleeved, vintage version of this #Crew96 jersey with sewn panels, patches, numbers, etc. I would pay an actually offensive amount of money for one.

Wild to see this and remember Garber nixed #crew96 buying down Nagbe so they could add Rossi *without selling Zelarayan* in ‘23. We’re supposed to believe Bez, who basically created TAM/GAM when he was at MLS, couldn’t find a creative solution within the rules? But Inter Miami can make it work?

Remember: MLS and FIFA conspired to keep #crew96 out of the Club World Cup. Congrats to Chelsea but they can’t call themselves World Champs til they beat the World’s Greatest Team

Well, it's real. #Crew96

Sean Zawadzki's goalkeeper jersey somewhere at the bottom of the equipment manager's bag

The 1997 #Crew96 hamburglar jersey didn't even get out of the first round of the bracket voting thing and that is an actual literal outrage.

Welcome to our website, can we have your email for 15% off your first order? Oooh, don't mind if I do. Thanks! We also need your phone number. This is a new popup box that wasn't here when you gave us your email in the last popup. Idk why but this makes my so mad I want to puke every single time.

This is going to be a very Old Man Yells At Clouds thing, but I really don't like the red/green projection thing on tv for PGA. I don't need to know in 0.2 seconds if a tee shot is probably going to hit the fairway or not. Let me just watch the golf and find out half a moment later.

"HOW 'BOUT DARLINGTON NAGBE?"

When you realize that a couple cocktails in your yeti could really turn this tball game into a tailgate.

Me, the first 90% of the way through the Stick premier: oooooh yeah baby this is going to be my jam. Also me, the last 2 minutes of the Stick premier: OH NO THIS IS GOING TO REALLY HURT.

Driving through Pennsylvania feels like a prank. Why is it so long. How is it possible for one of the original colonies to have so many consecutive hours of literally nothing. What have you been doing for all of these 200+ years.

Sure would love to have a Cucho on this roster right about now. #Crew96

Scottie Scheffler isn't human. Unreal

I would commit a felony to witness #Crew96 take an entertaining corner kick at some point in my lifetime.

UNBELIEVABLE (correct call) WTF THIS IS BULLSHIT (he got it right) OMG THIS IS AWFUL

Exhilarated to find out what Pentatonix does for the other 11 months of the year. #Crew96

I love the Amazing Race so much. My favorite part is when they jump into a taxi and breathlessly tell the driver, in English, that they're in a race of a million dollars. As if the guy would give a shit. And they all do it every single episode.

Become completely unphishable. Avoid 100% of ransomware. Refuse to read your work emails.