My husband's a Devils fan, I'm a Wings fan but together? We're Jeremy Swayman fans. (Yeah ig the Bruins are aight.) Zadarov and Zacha tho 👀👀👀

I love how every FC one of my sports teams is playing. Either it's the Pack losing to the Whiners or the Wings losing to the Sharks and tbh this weekend is cursed??? Just cancel it thanks.

I will make my boyfriend eat Borscht. He will enjoy it and be lucky i'm not shoving shuba down his throat like Tali used to do to me. (It was delicious tbh, but only when drunk and not THINKING about it)

Last night's embarrassment by the Pack is why I've moved back to hockey. The fuck you do? Leave your damn defense in the locker room? Y'all didn't wanna win??? I see Luke Hughes scoring on himself and raise you Jordan Love literally dropping the ball. Literally. Costing us the playoffs.

i'm lowkey made the Pack made it into the playoffs because like, I wanted football to END so I could hyperfocus on the Wings (as if the NHL ain't take a sweet lil break for all of February but there's still like, HOCKEY to watch during that time soooo) but NO.

I'm buying hym a jersey for VDay. Hy's VERY invested in hockey. He's torn between the Stars and Devils, but has a soft spot for underdog teams. Plus Luke Hughes deserves some support rn. He doesn't deserve folks being mean to him. Whatever, shit happens.

By next season, my husband is gonna know more about hockey than I do and if that isn't the hottest thing. Gonna take that boy to a Griffins game land kiss him against Van Andel.

Thankfully they are no threat to my Wings. Yes, hy did get a list of teams I'd divorce hym over if hy followed. Yes it was the Blackhawks, Leafs, Habs, Canes and Knights. (West coast teams are on thin fuckin ice with Kopitar retiring) I would have been ok with the Hawks over any of the others.

Hy's mad a decision. Hy's a NJ Devil's fan, allegedly. hy's obsessed and i am beyond pleased that my husband loves hockey as much as I do

the validation i feel for having read the original Game Changers when it was AU fanfic on Ao3 is so intense rn. i knew the writing style in this gay hockey book was familiar.

God fucking dammit he latched onto Sidney fucking Crosby. my husband is gonna turn into a Penguins fan and i will never escape it.

It's sexy that my boyfriend got into hockey just for me. uwu Shame the season's almost over because our first date SHOULD be at the boy aquarium. Well...our first OFFICIAL date.

My boyfriend just said hy feels more like a bunny than a dog and now we have to breakup.

I think it's absolute fucking horseshit that there's about 20 fucking cops and 4 fucking SWAT vehicles down the street from me but god damn absolutely no info beyond the dispatch logs. Police departments that encrypt their scanners are fucking cowards.

ALSO HI MY HUSBAND IS REALLY HOT AND IDK HOW I GOT SO LUCKY. Hy's so amazing and wonderful and READS and TALKS TO ME and actually INTERACTS WITH ME and doesn't FORGET ABOUT ME. boy it's so wonderful having a partner like xo.

Tis the season where I LOUDLY remind people what a shitty company Salvation Army is. U gonna ring that fucking bell in my face, then folks can be aware you turn away anyone who isn't white cis and straight. How very Christ-like of you. 🙂

"Michael Myers is the Quentin Beck of your boyfriends." my wife isn't wrong.

It's dumb that parking is the only part of this dumb toad test I'm actually worried about. 🙄

We bullied our local party store owner into supplying a YouTuber product and tbh, that's the power of community. #joyride

Every two years Ryan Murphy comes out of the woodwork to personally victimize me and honestly, I'm fucking tired of it.

This fox made bread. uwu

Hy goes home today and I am frankly DEVASTATED.

starbucks really do be out here expecting people to put butter on their coffee and call it "unsweet cream". Bitch that's unsalted butter.

this year has been fucking insane and insanely stressful but overall a complete net positive. I bought my house. Found my soul mate(and then decided to keep hym forever) Tore out my front yard and installed a beautiful garden Started fostering cats&kittens It's aight. We got this.

Oh hey! Have some kitten updates! (Yes, the orange one is my favorite which is why I am beyond glad my boyfriend and hys nesting partner are taking him)

not me and the wife fostering 7 kittens. (Even the mama is less than a year old so yeah, all kittens) The five are from one litter that a foster society couldn't house and then the 2 white ones were caught down the street from me. Whoops. uwu

And when I got HOME i fixed my damn tomatoes and cucumbers. They can finally grow ✨with purpose✨.

Drove up to Muskegon to see my bf yesterday and shdbejjsbx it was so NICE TO SEE HIM!! And it wasn't that BAD! Hy is just so WONDERFUL AND SWEET! I cannot wait to see him all the time. ;w;

One of these days, I'm just gonna kidnap my driving instructor and just casually go to Muskegon for absolutely no reason at all. None. Zero. Zip. Not at all to do with my handsome partner. uwu

Ever since I got this 5lb jar of honey I keep just,,,eating honey. Honey goes in coffee, i make honey syrup for drinks, honey/peanut butter sammiches, honey cakes, just SPOONFULS OF HONEY?! 🤤

Love how starbucks keeps pushing cleaning tablets that brick their mastrena 2 because they can't admit they fucked up. Nor can they actually make lids that fit their cups. But oh look, we got more bullshit fucking fraps that cost a thousand dollars because they feature pre-melted whipped cream.

Havin' a Faux Thanksgiving. Made ciabatta bread, butter, gravy and mashed potatoes from scratch cuz why not. And there's also the cliche green bean casserole, completely out of a can.

Y'all ever be so slow at work you decide to make butter at work? For the fresh bread you plan to make tomorrow?

If you have leas than 4 types of paprika and/or salt do you even actually cook? Lemme see that spice cabinet. i stg if ur spice cabinet has pepper, salt and maybe garlic powder, u embarrass me and my ancestors and all those poor folks who died due to that damn spice trade.

It's really hot that my boyfriend is reading Palahniuk and watching SPN because hy enjoys using my hyper fixations against hym. This is fine. It's cool. ugh hy is actually the best. Silly lil angel guy that hy is. fox n feathers n daffodils 💚💜🌼

It would mean the ✨world✨ to me if folks could boost my boyf's fundraiser! He's gonna be homeless if he can't gather some funds soon. 😭

Hey y'all!! I know I'm not super active on here much but my boyfriend is in a super rough spot right now! Would mean the world to me if you could at the very least share this!! 🦊 gofund.me/7d6d7414

i'm handling this normally. I say, wearing my winer soldier hoodie, hat, henley and dogtags. I'm fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.

I hate that Bucky is coming back around because I had made peace. I was over it. I got my new man. But now I'm looking disrespectful at that metal arm again...

I also saw my BOYFRIEND for the past 2 days and we gave each other ROCKS and had a gay lil bookshop date and UGH. Hys so PERFECT.

I love free promotional work swag sometimes. :3c

I'm still alive! Just really vibing outside of the internet! I'm still a dumb, silly fox. Still ignoring the world burning down around me. My mental health is far too shaky to get caught in the endless vicious cycle of doomscrolling. So instead, I'm learning about the weather. 🤓

🍃💨420 COMMS OPEN🍃💨 DM or telegram me! :D #FurryArt #FourTwenty #CommissionsOpen #YCH

Unrelated but I made a v delicious spring risotto last night. uwu

Cannot believe GRPD is gonna have a whole ass copaganda documentary pulling eyes on my dumb city. As if our cops aren't heinous. As if they don't spend their time parked out by the river. As if there's any ✨actual✨ crime in GR beyond the KIA Boys. Stupid.

I've become the person who reads Romantasy but only to back up my claim that it's just bad and needs it's own genre. Stop shoving ACOTAR in with my Sanderson books. I thought we already covered this with Twilight? What? Is paranormal romance somehow different than romantasy?

And it's official!!! I own my house now! Broke the millennial curse so now I'm rewarding myself with ✨tacos✨

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It's time for From Under the Cork Tree in it's entirety. Look, I get that I should be listening to midwest emo exclusively but gotta go back to my roots. (Fight me FOB was the OG midwest emo band)

I love openly talking about furry shit at work. Everyone now knows I am a Fox and they actively encourage my furfaggotry.