What do Kirby, Spongebob, and Art the Clown all have in common? None of them have been in my kitchen; also, they each have brand new video games out this week. PLUS! The Xbox 360 is 20; did you play Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie? the-avocado.org/2025/11/18/n...

Two great movies, two good movies; what more could you ask for? #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Are you ready for the new Call of Duty MOTHER FUCKER?!!!?!!!!?? I cuss, and my mom can't say anything about it. PLUS! Terry Gilliam's masterpiece Brazil was released 40 years ago, the same month as the arcade game Gauntlet. Coincidence? the-avocado.org/2025/11/11/n...

A real bizarre mishmash of films recently. Strangely enough, each is about strong but dysfunctional family bonds. ##LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

I feel like we should all be way more excited for a new Zelda game, but the previous Hyrule Warriors was kind of a drag. I'm not sure this new one is going to be any better: the-avocado.org/2025/11/04/n...

I am drunk AF. I DON'T THINK I have been this wasted in a decade.

Remember when Microsfot wanted to charge $80 bucks for The Outer Worlds 2? What a bunch of idiots. ALSO! Get every classic Mortal Kombat game in one package, even the weird single player ones that featured Sub-Zero and Jax: the-avocado.org/2025/10/28/n...

This probably goes without saying, but don't order the steak at Olive Garden.

Head of Xbox, the console that hasn't had a hit Xbox exclusive in years, says that exclusives aren't important anymore, which is why Xbox doesn't have any.

Fuck the Dodgers.

Who blew Merlin on the way to Bermuda?

We took my 10 year old daughter to see Rilo Kiley tonight, and all I can think about is that Onion article that's like, "Local dad shows daughter bands & films that will ensure she is unable to connect with her peers".

Gonna play some Z-A while eatin' a slice of 'za with my pa; huzzah! ALSO! The 40th anniversary of the NES' North American launch is this week, let's talk about it! the-avocado.org/2025/10/14/n...

I just finished reading Pet Sematary and, my god, what a book. The sheer terror I felt while reading it is, thus far, unmatched with anything else I've come across. It doesn't top The Stand, but it's a darn close second.

Death of a Unicorn fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Today has been a bad day, so far. I watched the worst movie of 2025, Death of a Unicorn, I watched the first episode of the worst TV show of 2025, Marvel Zombies, and the hamburger & fries I ordered through Doordash for my cheat day were absolutely disgusting and have made me feel like shit.

Time to bust open that wallet because we've got SO MANY good games this week. I might need to dip into my 401k to cover all these expenses; worth it, right? the-avocado.org/2025/09/30/n...

Sunday is a good day for baseball.

The new season of Deadwood looks crazy, but I trust David Milch.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Happy Monday.

I went 44 years without someone opening the stall door on me in a public restroom; the streak ended today. It was a good run.

So why is this character in Death Stranding 2 called Rainy? *Proceeds to make rain* Oh, okay.

I was really let down by After Hours. It was hyped up by so many people as this zany, madcap adventure, and it turned out to be really slow and plodding.

Our planet is just a wild beast; a dying light in the cosmos...so why not celebrate by playing some brand new video games! the-avocado.org/2025/09/16/n...

Head in the...

"Bienvenidos, yo soy Bird!"

Nintendo Direct no context spoiler

Just another Tuesday night

Time for real fans to put their money where their mouth is and pay whatever price Randy Pitchford wants Borderlands 4 be. Is it $70, $80, $100? Who gives a shit? ALSO! The PlayStation is 30, which launched with everyone's favorite PSX game...Rayman? the-avocado.org/2025/09/09/n...

I don't think Silksong is ever coming out. Hmm, what's that? it's coming out? No way. the-avocado.org/2025/09/02/n...

In my quest to read every Stephen King novel, I have gotten through 13, finishing Different Seasons last night. I now have 73 remaining (having read a handful previously). I can do this!

Black Phone is easily one of the best new horror films of this decade, looking forward to the sequel. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

Some days you play Metal Gear Solid Delta, some days you feed on a tree frog: the-avocado.org/2025/08/26/n...

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Real life AI looking shit.

Padres are in first place bay-bee! That's what's in!

Yes, Snow White is as bad as you've heard. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

2K25 looked like DOG SHIT, so glad 2K26 has updated graphics, which will look like DOG SHIT compared to 2K27, which will look like DOG SHIT compared to 2K28, which will look like DOG SHIT...

Hey, who said anything about Mafia: The Old World, eh? You trying to say this game exists? No, no, no, it don't exist, it's just a, ehhh, figment of your imagination. Yeah, that's it: the-avocado.org/2025/08/05/n...

Just finished doing The Naked Guys watchfest. It's like Barbenheimer, it rhymes.

Is anyone else doing The Naked Guys challenge this weekend? I've got one movie down, one more to go.

Fantastic Four (2015) is not as bad as people say. It's not good, but it's not terrible. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

The 2015 Fantastic Four is a pretty good movie if you ignore the fact that it's supposed to be based on the Fantastic Four. As a stand-alone sci-fi/body horror flick, it can be enjoyable. The third act, which is where it seems to finally start copying the MCU formula, is the weakest part.

I forgot to share this yesterday, now you can't engage in the comments with everyone! The world is a cruel place: the-avocado.org/2025/07/29/n...

It was great seeing @mega64official.bsky.social at Comic-Con again this year, I always have fun talking exclusives with Rocco, but the MVP was @shawnchatfield.bsky.social who was so kind and generous, talking to my daughter & making her feel seen and appreciated. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I didn't really like Fantastic Four, but I also fell asleep for about 30 minutes of it. Pretty fucking boring.

Microsoft is delusional if they think I'm paying $70 for another Obsidian game after how much of a piece of dog shit Avowed was.

Are you ready to fucking GOOOOOOON my fellow gooners? Wuchang: Fallen Feathers is here to satisfy your wildest desires; I think it's also a video game. PLUS! There's new content for Mario Party Jamboree on the Switch 2! the-avocado.org/2025/07/22/n...