I’m more than happy to ghost these two former friends. You ladies are truly non existent

Sooooo what are you going to do? Dancing and “thriving” time is over. #resist

Human Resources works for the company, not YOU.

When the CEO uses the word “customer” instead of patient.

@davidbegnaud.bsky.social “l never thought I would like a beaver” I see what you did there 🤣

Anyone else going to be at ATTD this week? Let me know so we can connect #ATTD

Ok Southwest Airlines, lemme go and delete this account. You guys are basically Spirit Airlines with blue paint

Just wanted to let all my friends in Europe, Australia, Canada and all other foreign countries know I AM NOT like many of these crazy mofos

Anyone who calls it The Gulf of America is a spineless fucking idiot. Quote me

From this day forward I will NOT leave the house unprotected

Yeah I said it

Never assimilate

Netflix has bitten off more than it could chew

My Diabetes Awareness Month project worked out well. I collected diabetes supples at work to donate to Insulin for Life to help benefit patients affected by the recent hurricanes