"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

God, I need to get off twitter

Hi bluesky. It’s been a while. Is it safe over here. Twitter is getting too scary 😩

People pleasing is over, time to be disagreeable.

This girl tries every 3 months to ruin my life and when it doesn’t work, she’s goes back into hiding and then tries all over again. Like bitch give it a rest, I’m not going anywhere. 😂

I need to stay my ass on Bluesky because the way bitches are obsessed with me on Twitter is actually insane. 💀

Nope. I just hate the disrespect we get.

Hi bb’s

PSA TO THE SCAMMERS: 1. No you cannot draw me 2. No you cannot cash app me money 3. No I will not answer your question “correctly” to receive a “prize” 4. Leave me alone 😘

Kendrick Lamar dropped his new album, nobody talk to me for the next 2 hours.

I would show up at my own execution if it had free pizza

I don’t understand how people can be so committed to causing as much destruction to others people’s lives like you are evil people

The fact that people openly admit to wanting to move to this god awful state is beyond me

Blocking toxic mom twitter accounts on here ahead of time>

I swear my son is going through some sort of growth spurt, I used to stress about him not eating enough and now he’s eating us out of house and home. He had two bowls of cereal, 5 pieces of bacon and now he asked me to make him a sandwich…sir it’s only 9:30 in the morning 🥲

I got a week’s worth of dinner meals, snacks, lunch meals and breakfast meals for only $74 at Aldi. Could never make me hate that place.

One thing about me is I know I’m beautiful. That might make a lot of people uncomfortable, people might think I have a big ego but I really don’t gaf. Someone can think I’m the uglies bitch in the world and that’s because I’ll still think I’m beautiful. Confidence weeds out the weak.

I already made a private account on here. I don’t use it, but it’s there just in case 😂

post you from a different era of your life

I feel like my life right now is so calm, yes I do worry from time to time but I haven’t had this much sense of peace in a long time 💖

My friends and I really are some sexy ass bitches 😍👏🏽

I hate that LoveCraft Country was limited smh killed my soul! So I agree!

Good morning Bluesky fam 🩷

I support women’s rights and wrongs. I’ll be your alibi sis 🤭🤭🤭

Guys… I just found out the Chicago and Illinois are NOT separate states. 💀😂

I haven’t seen Megan & Maxwell twerking on here yet… so let’s change that 🙂‍↕️

If you can’t defend me in rooms I’m not in or feel comfortable being in rooms where I’m being negatively talked about.

I’ve noticed that I’ve been recently followed by a lot of swifties - and that’s totally fine! But let me hold your hand while I say this — I’m happy for the joy it brings you, however that girl and her music is not for me 😅

I would love to connect more with mamas who have mixed Asian or Asian American children. Hopefully the algorithm does its thing. 💖

Again, I’m going to remind y’all every single day that you can be very funny and entertaining on here without being a little btch in the process. Get engagement baity and you outta here

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

I always refer to my daughter as “the most beautiful girl in the world” and another mom got mad at me for it because she said I’m calling other peoples kids ugly???? Everyone should think they have the cutest kids… if you don’t I’m looking at you funny tbh 👀

My husband > any other man on the planet.

Stan accounts in general need to keep they toxic asses on Twitter

The Barbz are arriving…………

This one is literally the worst flavor and anyone who thinks it’s actually good needs to be in jail

If you’re a Black woman and reading this, I love you. Please be gentle with, care for, and treat yourself REGULARLY. 🤎

We need to keep Bluesky weird and good because I don’t think I have another ‘social media migration’ in me

It’ll always be missy Piggie

Idc if you post some freaky shit here and there but if you spam my TL with porn, you’re getting blocked 👀😂

I don’t support abusers and I don’t support people who stay friends with abusers 🙄 Period

If you're homophobic, misogynistic, or a colorist, please don't bother to follow me, babe.

Okay this is it, mom follow train!! Follow the moms who like and repost, whether you came from the ❌🐥 app or you’re a #momsky og!!

I’m not exaggerating. This shit feel like a different dimension lol.

The thought of anyone bullying my children sends me in a rage I cannot even explain. The day my kids come to me saying they were bullied I’m fighting the whole family. I’ll dig up their dead granny and put her on their front porch. I’m crazy about mine. 💀