I hate multiple choice tests. 😏🤣🤣

The best time to have stopped him was 10 years ago when he announced his first campaign, but some of ya'll thought I was overreacting in saying so. The second best time to stop him is any fucking time now.

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The other sad fact: democrats would care more. The truth is thousands of students my son's age were there; who knew if other bullets were coming? This is where we are now. Two wings. One bird. And the world is burning. But sure, keep screaming at each other. I'm sure that'll solve everything. 🤦‍♀️

Did Russia just invade Poland?! 😳 I'm seeing conflicting reports, but I can see it happening, as fucking insane as that would be. Poland is part of NATO. 🫠🫣😶‍🌫️🫥

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He wrote it. He drew it. He signed it. And he's in the files.

I'll never give up my Oxford comma.

"Some people make the world a better place by leaving it." ~Oscar Wilde

President Obama has entered the chat 🙌

It all makes sense, now. 🤣🤣🤣

Release the files.

The idiot: she's no longer hot. Taylor: you screamed for 47 seconds! Also Taylor: at least 47,000 countries... Also Taylor: the new era is ORANGE Also Taylor: you summoned me...here I am. I love her so much. 🫶🧡🫶

Ooooh, Tangerine Man...look what you made her do...👀🧡🫶

From my book, "Surviving Wonderland". Order here! 👇 Surviving Wonderland www.amazon.com/dp/173712490...

Me: *writes* Also me: *deletes* Also me: *rewrites* Also me: *deletes* Also me: *writes something else ENTIRELY* Also me: *deletes* Also me: *rewords* Also me: *deletes* This is what happens when all 30 of your personalities start talking at once. 🤪😏🤣

Ahem. 👇

I'm just saying...

Talk about creative empathy; I feel this in my soul. Well, kind of. In my case it's more like "receiving depressing visions". 🙈🤣😭 Not everyone is gifted like Mattie; a gorgeous, giant Goddess gifted with visual AND verbal talents 😍. I can only dance with madness in my dark poetic soul. ✍️🖤✍️

My current response to literally EVERY post that's even the tiniest bit political. I'm dropping it EVERYWHERE, and I highly recommend you do the same. 💅

Me: *writes a sonnet* Also me: *tries to eat a mini Reese's pb cup without removing the paper* Balance. 😁😎🤣

From my book, "Surviving Wonderland". You can buy it here 👇 Surviving Wonderland www.amazon.com/dp/173712490...

That part.

A poem 5 years in the making. 9, if you count the quote from 2016. Click on pics.

Gonna put all my bills on Pam Bondi's desk so they'll disappear, too. 🙄

Today is not a celebration of our nation's independence. It's a day of mourning for its loss. 🥺💔😭

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Because it bears repeating until the end of fucking time.

I have no words. 😭😭😭 Dear Citizens of Iran, I'm so sorry. 😭😭😭

FYI, the last time Iran was the initial aggressor/invaded another country was in 1856, but sure, they're the problem here. The fact that I'm siding with Iran about ANYTHING is just further proof that this whole damned world done lost the fucking plot. 😒

The first shot of WW3 has already been fired. History just hasn't had time to decide which shot it was, yet.

I said what I said.

I can't even write about this shit. I've tried. It's like the very Universe is holding Her breath.

The woman who survives...💪 Find me and more of my poetry at Mandy's Land Poetry on Fb.

It’s not a surprise that the man who purposely incited a violent attempt to overthrow an American election would now purposely incite violence on the streets of Los Angeles as a justification for military force against American citizens. Not a surprise at all.

Spotted in LA ✊️

Every single member of our military needs to uphold the oath they fucking took and get the tweeting toddler on crack out of OUR Oval Office.

True story bro.