A dog in a Man Suit in a man’s suit, dawg

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30 years ago we had Bob Jobs, Steven Cash and Jonathon Hope. And now? They’re all dead.

I’m gonna invent a new kind of fish that lives in your mouth and cleans your teeth for you and it doesn’t shit

I have strong interpersonal skills, a good work ethic, and an i n c r e d i b l y thick skull

Cheesus Crisp take the Wheel (of Cheese)

I can tell you where Dave went wrong. because as soon as I was done letting HAL 9000 whip my bare ass red and raw, I simply would not have become baby

2001 is only long because they do all the space travel in real time

I will not be put in the trash ever again…