[Wound description] Checked the wound on my big toe. It was swollen way bigger than it was yesterday. Jabbed it with a needle, puss came out. So I squeezed it and it full on exploded. Little easier to walk around now. Still not sure why my toe was having issues. Going to wait for it to heal a […]

Came home early, I can barely walk and my roommate was having an issue with one of his teeth.

Apparently the smoke from fireworks is bad for you. So neat, my great great grandpappy didn't survive the Great War just for my ass to get mustard gassed on vacation in our new homeland.

Bilbo: No thank you, we don't want anymore visitors, well-wishers or distant relations! Scamdalf: What about high school friends you haven't seen in years? Biblo: Scamdalf?

Gen Xers saying they did something and survived only to be told having done that thing is likely why they now have cancer.

Dude who threatened to shoot up a pride event was arrested and the cops found a bunch of ChiMo shit on his computer. Gotta love how it's always the ones you suspect

Episode of Mongrels where Vince eats his babies.

Went to post some vacation pics to Facebook and my feed is nothing but fundie bullshit posted by people I'm not even following. Algorithm, I'm a anti capitalist militant fag, in what universe do Bible verses and fundie wingnuts seem applicable to me?

Wayne's World when Garth gets that crazy tropical punch bowl.

Someone was like "why don't houses have porches anymore?" Capitalism, it's always capitalism.

Love how important emails get sent to the spam folder and junk about growing your tail size or single honey badgers in your area get dumped right into the inbox. Thanks spam filter you are really earning your keep -_-

Study be like: Shockingly not as many Millennials in their 30s have kids compared to previous generations. Meanwhile everyone is just like no duh. Kids? In this economy? I expect Zoomers to be even less into having kids of their own. Shit is dystopian as fuck and it just keeps getting worse […]

Guy at the Mexican place down the street gave me extra chips for my to go order. With extra salsa. There is still good in this world of ours. Tasty and delicious good.

No one who speaks German could be bad

Just working at the morgue, casually scanning dead people's IDs so we can make use of them when the whole "everyone needs an ID to use technology" thing hits. Boomers have a use after all

People confusing economic systems with political ones just underlines how out of whack the education system is.

Date Rape is a fun song to sing. The fact Ron Jeremy is the judge and the large inmate in the music video is just the chef's kiss. Cant believe the song is almost 20 years old. Listened to it all the time when I was in high school :/

[Politics I guess] The Founders being sick of aristocracy decided to create a government that was also an aristocracy. But it's fine, checks and balances. Checks and balances are also provided by the aristocracy.

Friend: What kind of psycho goes to a restaurant and orders a hard boiled egg? Me: Just give them one of the ones for salads. Friend: They wanted it warm Me: But you ice bathe them so they can be peeled Friend: Maybe give them poached but hard? Me: Your hard poached egg Madam

I'll never get how drivers in a State can screw up driving on the interstate. Out of nowhere, for no reason at all, it will just become bumper to bumper. No crash, no cop with anyone pulled over, no conga line of cars trying to get onto the interstate. Just for zero reason everyone slows to a crawl.

Roommate started a new job and never mentioned he wouldn't be able to work this coming weekend. I had plans to go to Orlando next weekend. Plans that involve hotel reservations. I booked two restaurants for dinner during that weekend. All because he doesn't have a license. Or a car. Or any […]

My favourite type of useless art tutorials are the ones where it's some person drawing with the footage sped up, and it's just them yammering over it. It's like, wow, I get to watch you draw! And learn nothing!

They really over did the editing in 28 Years Later. Holy geez is it rough to look at

Avoided watching Alien Romulus because I hate Promethus and whatever the other prequel is called. Kind of happy Romulus is set post Alien and isn't just what's his nuts being a weird robot guy yet again.

Hokum actually has some creepy atmosphere going. Still way too many cheap jump scare moments though. That bunny thing is freaky as fuck. It doesn't give me any hope for the horror film industry though. One good movie here and there has been the norm since the mid 2000s.

Used to frequent SoFurry, now I barely go there. Toumal's updates have literally ruined the site. Searching by tags doesn't work, you get results not related to the tag and a bunch of content with that tag gets left out. FA is better and FA is known for being a broken mess.

Finally hit the point in Yugioh Abridged where Darts was defeated. No more hearing him say "Yougay Moto" or "Pharorow." Instead we have the very gay German villain

Gotta love when the Steam sale hits and games on your wishlist are still 30+ dollarbucks.

Youtube is still fighting adblockers. You know, instead of actually making the platform better.

If the NVIDIA dude didn't want people questioning his engineering degree he shouldn't have been such a doofus. Acting like the most ignorant of tech bros doesn't really sell the whole "I went to a legit institute of higher learning where I earned an advanced degree related to my field." Lumping […]

Game of Thrones fell off hard.

Roommate bought non USDA inspected steaks. What third world ass country did my dinner come from where they don't inspect the food? Do Texans not ranch anymore? My ass is going to get hoof and mouth disease.

Just awkwardly standing in the vape shop, all alone, no employees at all. Did the cops bust the potheads and not let them close the store or what? Giving them a couple more minutes and just leaving in the off chance they had to use the bathroom or something. Never been in a store that is […]

Phasmophobia, the only game that has a road map for bug fixes. Went from a staple in my game library to uninstalled all thanks to a botched update and really bad dev PR.

Caught a little anole last night in the house. Deposited them back outside. If I had a tank set up I would have kept them. Only a couple inches long from snout to tail tip. Just a little guy who wandered inside

Roommate wants to go to Busch Gardens today. I'd rather not, it wasn't that great when we went last year. He got free tickets but I'm struggling to even justify that.

Seems game studios are finally figuring out live service loses more money than it makes. When ten games are competing for my time all at once you expect me to pick your game over playing something else entirely?

If you ever feel stupid just remember, Sony bought Bungie for nearly 4 billion dollars. Paying Star Wars money for a company nowhere near as valuable as Star Wars.

Roommate is still fighting with his computer. Dude just needs to accept it's a bad Windows update.

The confidence of Aang sprinting around the Fire Nation happily calling everyone he met "hotman." Dude had more Fire Nation spirit than the whole damn Nation

Teammate: Look at these fucking newbs, I bet they actually go outside

Killer Klowns from Outer Space released on this day in 1988.

On the list of failed inventions we have those single use DVD rentals. You rent the DVD, open the special packaging and within three days a special coating eats through one of the layers making them unreadable. Touted as an easy return free rental method it died as quickly as it appeared.

Every time someone tries to say AI is the next big thing in tech and we need to get used to it I mention betamax. That was touted as the next big thing too and it never went anywhere. History is littered with inventions that failed to gain traction for one reason or another

Waking up alive just to spite Charlie Kirk. Like a boss

When the scammer finds out you plan on getting a fursuit so they pivot from "cute pfp" to "so you're wanting a fursuit." How do people even fall for scams at this point? The scammers are morons

OpenAI announces they wont be buying more RAM and suddenly you can buy it again.

Someone messaged me on Ferzu and they just came off as oddly worded. Then they hit me with the ole "your sona is cute" thing

Species Unknown update drops tomorrow.

Roommates are blasting music, it's after midnight. The actual fuck guys