Yeah, today wasn't much better. Ended up equalling my worst ever week 😒

Amazing start to my fantasy footy weekend, yesterday. 5 players in action, including my captain. Scored.... 10pts 😳

At some point during today's match, I passed 1,000 posts on here. (What is the bluesky version of a tweet called? Is it just a post? Given I've done 1,000 of them, I should probably know that 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣) Pretty sure that entitles me to... a free air guitar or something?

Yeah, that wasn't very good. #InsightfulAnalysis

Great goal, so well taken. Can't escape the thought this should be 4-2 now though, which would leave at least a slight glimmer of something approaching potential hope.

Feel so bad for Barry. Finally gets the goal that would lift a massive weight from him, and it gets ruled out for THAT 😔

This. Is. Shocking.

Alcaraz got a piece of that shot, didn't he? Almost snapped the crossbar 😲

Newcastle not won away yet this season, is it? It appears that "Everton, that" is in full effect 🤨

That is ones of the worst goals, defensively speaking, that I've seen us concede. Absolutely godawful.

FFS Everton

Better, the last few minutes. More of that, please.

How come nobody was booked for that quick free kick? 🤔🤣

That green kit looks like it should be a keeper kit.

Not exactly the perfect start there.

Come on you blues 🔵

Both City and Bournemouth take early leads, but no goal or assist points for either Haaland or Semenyo for my fantasy footy (yet...) 😒

Ok, I can geg in on this kinda thing all day 🤷🏻‍♂️ Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen: The Charlatans (11 times) James (8 times) The Zutons (7 times) Supergrass (6 times) Suede (5 times) And an honourable mention for the band that I most recently saw for the FIRST time - Green Day 🎸

That performance last night - particularly Pickford's - really helped my fantasy footy score for the week. 62pts isn't close to my best weekly score yet, but it's much better than it was looking like it was gonna be, over the weekend 🤷🏻‍♂️

Especially considering THAT start to the game, that is an absolutely bloody fantastic result. Pickford immense, obviously - but they all stepped up and got the job done. Brilliant.

Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Pickford

Barry the aerial duel king 👑

So they can push and pull Myko all over the place, can they? That's allowed? 🤔

Just keep playing the same as we did in the first half, rather than just sitting back and trying to defend the lead, please and thank you 🙏

Well that first half was... eventful 🤯

Yeeeeeeerrrrrttttrrrrrrssssddddddsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoyed that.

Start the game quite well. Then one player goes off injured. Then another gets sent off for THAT.

What. The. Hell. How exactly is that a red card???

So, having not managed to get tickets to the actual Oasis tour, tonight I went to see an Oasis tribute act (Definitely Mightbe) instead. You know what? They were actually really good, had a great night 🤷🏻‍♂️🤘🎸

So, having made the very brave decision that I was actually prepared to set foot in The Bad Place, just this once, to see Foo Fighters, this morning I completely failed to get tickets... 😢

The Running Man appears to be getting mixed reviews then - so far, I've seen one very positive ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review (Empire), one pretty damn negative ⭐️⭐️ review (Independent) and two kinda middling reviews... 🤷🏻‍♂️

So the Foos are playing in Liverpool next year, which is nice. Shame they picked the wrong stadium though.

Not quite my worst fantasy footy weekend yet (that was 2 weeks ago), but only beat it by 2pts... Yet my best week yet was sandwiched in between 🤷🏻‍♂️

Both Haaland and Semenyo losing me fantasy footy points for missing a penalty in one day, is it? 😒

After my best week of fantasy footy yet last week, this week has been absolutely bloody shocking so far. Pretty much reliant on Haaland demolishing the reds for this week's score not to be embarrassingly bad 🤷🏻‍♂️

Good win, decent performance. Ball in the net 5 times 😱😆 Would've been nice if more than 2 of them had counted, but even so. Never really looked like conceding (finally some clean sheet points for the fantasy footy 🤷🏻‍♂️).

And where are the lengthy VAR checks when we get them ruled out?

WHO EXACTLY IS OFFSIDE THERE??????

Substituting the guy who shoulda had a 2nd yellow, is it?

Now if we can just get through the first minute of the 2nd half without conceding, that would be nice please.

Yeeeeeeerrrrrrrrssssssssss!!!!!!!!!! Try ruling that one out 😆

Who exactly was supposed to be offside there?

I assume any shirt pulling in the box will be pens then, if that's given as a free kick?

Commentator really just said that taking Barry out, off the ball, was "good defending" 🤔😱

Decent start. Hopefully build on it and score while we're on top 🤞

You should all buy this album. (But I should win the prize 🤷🏻‍♂️).

Lovely bowl of scouse for tea. Photo doesn't quite do justice to just how delicious it was 😋

Good first 30mins. Great goal from Ndiaye. Pretty poor from then on, but tbh Sunderland never actually came that close to scoring a second. We don't mess up that counter attack near the end, we get the win. Frustrating.

Michael Keane 👏