NFL broadcasts funny as hell because the home team will be losing and they’ll close up on a single fan dressed like a fucking buffoon with surrender written all over his face

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social the thing you guys are missing with the fact that Ohtani speaks English is the gambling scandal. He has to keep up the charade so his “interpreter” can take the fall and he’ll have a nice nest egg when his time is served

Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world. Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social if the NFL offered all 4 parties involved to swap MHJ and Jeremiah Smith right now, Ohio St is probably the only party involved that says no

Ichiro had one of the best outfield arms ever

HBO Max wanted me to rewatch The Sopranos and who am I to tell them no? lol

She’d smoke me too because I’d be [REDACTED] the whole time lol

it's like.... not even controversial to observe that Israel is using food aid as bait to mass murder a starving population? Even in this AP story, there is barely even a counter-narrative beyond "Uh, well, you know, Hamas? ah, fuck it."

Depends. “Andrew” almost definitely no. Have knocked down a “Drew” tho lol

As a top-tier hater, I’m keeping tabs on what y’all are saying you gonna be on “all 2025” and will be revisiting that June 1

Mac jones got da call from Baalke. Sorry lol @kbw18.bsky.social

@al-laflare.bsky.social score me a touchdown tonight bro lol

Pales in comparison to Adames and Yastrzemski lolz

Luigi Mangione - Health Care CEO Assassin is a persona Roger from American Dad would come up with.

They RBs too talented to only have like 5 games a year they can run the ball well

Electric Feel a top 5 white people song in human history

TEZ JOHNSON YOU ARE ONE OF THEM

SWEET, I TELL YA

This conference is sweet ctfu

Texas has to go for the win here. Georgia been better all day

Texas has to go for the win here. Georgia been better all day

I’m mostly against AI so take my word with a grain of salt, but I have no clue why someone would want to chat with an AI

And make it as painful as possible

Valkyries jerseys is wack but at least the rest of the merch fye

Type shit lol

Rude lol

Ball knower ctfu

death by tyrese martin suns should be ashamed

Let Brutus play one snap

MUSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD

NEW DOT ALBUM

Perfection

Paul George might be the most unserious person in the basketball universe right now

Hey how you doing big bro? lol

You told him @jtalkk.bsky.social ???

The world would benefit from her [REDACTED]

Guys a terrorist man, he doesn’t deserve good things at all lol

THE REALEST HOOPS

Real hoops

Feel badly for Melton. Him in his current role would have gotten him paid for many years to come.

Shoutout to the white people who learned months after “Get Low” had already been on the radio lol

That “Juan Solo to San Francisco” skeet will feed generations lol

You hold too much power to skeet “Officially official” and it not be actual news lol

WE ARE SO BACK

Last thing this fucking guy needs to do is write more shit that’s not finishing they STORY

Loongawd's streak broken.