If I had a dollar for every time someone said this to me and I got my revenge by setting them aflame or something, then I’d have like a hundred bucks 🔥🔥😂

They make you enter a last name and email address on the savewot.com petition. So I entered Lanfear al’Thor at [email protected]. #SaveWOT 😂😂 Although I’d prefer that he take my last name, if I had a last name.

I certainly don’t mind that now it’s harder to kill me

Her powers are inconsequential compared to mine. 🔥🔥😂

Or I might have to explode something. 🔥🔥

Normally I look forward to “sleep” because I get to go choke out some doe-eyed cow, but after seeing Episode 4 I’m just too wired already. #TheWheelOfTime

She did nothing wrong #WotShowSpoilers #TheWheelOfTime #WoTSkies

#WoTShowSpoilers #TheWheelOfTime I just realized that I know the Song 🤐😂

#WoTShowSpoilers #TheWheelOfTime “Inside Episode 4” is already up. Love the behind-the-scenes info. (No mention of me, but still.)

#WotShowSpoilers A totally underrated part of Episode 4 is “Mierin Sedai. Yes, Aes Sedai” being said with such reverence by my bae, I mean Josha. The third name should’ve been all MINE 🔥🔥 #TheWheelOfTime

#WoTShowSpoilers “Show, don’t tell” is a cardinal rule of great storytelling. Seeing my greatness at the Collam Daan, exactly what I planned to do all along, come to life in such vividness just as I remember… just wow. #TheWheelOfTime

#WoTShowSpoilers ImawesomeImawesomeImawesome So is Josha. #TheWheelofTime

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We can challenge even the Great Lord himself. Even the Creator! 🥰

My boo accepting his destiny, striving for glory and power 🥰

aka “Rearrange plotting times”

She’s closer to him than I am. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE 🔥🔥

“Veins popping near her eyes” 😂 Love your alt-text luv

Pretty sure I could take them

My boo 🥰

STOP THINKING ABOUT LEWS THERIN

WHO’S SHE?!? 🔥🔥

What’s the Blue Sky equivalent of #TwitterOfTime? 🤔 Anyway, here’s a first-time reader/listener who seems fun (who’s a fan of Maureen, but still) 😂😂

I’ve always called What’s-Her-Name What’s-Her-Name, but from now on it’s Maureen #bowbeforeme

So nice to finally meet the part of the royal line of Andor that will be key to defeating the Great Lord 🤭 #IYKYK

🖤

I WIN AGAIN MOIRAINE DAMODRED

I’m the only one who actually cares about you, Rand.

If you want something, you have to take it.

I WIN AGAIN MOIRAINE DAMODRED

I can’t decide if I’d like her more or less if she’d turn to the Shadow

I WIN AGAIN MOIRAINE DAMODRED

⬇️⬇️🔥🔥

Prove that you are really you in three words or less #WoTSkies No.

Me: The Completely True Story of the Greatest and Most Beautiful Chosen Ever: A Thread #oldwottakes These simple teases of my life in the Age of Legends should serve as clear evidence that I am the Queen.

I ❤️ this, even though it’s generally a bad thing when a weird guy posts a fake pic of a woman 😜🤣

This is a genius idea. Every time I take a break from plotting I think I’ll do this. I feel like there should be a cool hashtag though

YES MOTHER---

If Lanfear says to do something, the usual thing for one to do is to do it. READ THE BOOKS 🔥

I didn’t feel like paying the $8 😂

This counts as a smile, yes?

So, the word “wiki” is Hawaiian; “twitter” has its basis in Proto-Germanic. Is “Bluesky” Polish or related to English actor and star of Killing Eve & Discovery of Witches Edward Bluemel? Still can’t get over how it’s one word. Lanfear is a scientist; her writer was an English major. 😂😂

Nobody just calls him “Lews” 😂

I totally don’t feel bad about this, because the flaming app itself should be two words, and already I know that it will bother me to no end.

Advertise your Bluesky account in three words. Lews Therin ismine. ❤️☺️😂

I feel like I just woke up from the Sealing. I will need to dust off all my old skills to build up my power base again. No problem. Have no fear. (Or rather, have fear.) Bluesky, like Tel’aran’rhiod, will soon be mine. 😘☺️

What do you know? Apparently you can teach a 3,000 year-old new tricks, or apps.