White people shake hands with each other after a haircut.

Phil saw his shadow? That's great. Hey Phil, wanna see an unregistered firearm?

CHILI DAAAAWG

Worth it 👍

Beer run. Y'all want anything..

Me after a 9+ hour Dark Souls stream last night (I have not slept)

I just wanna be a silly little hot guy doing silly little streamer things and not get bombed by stroked out lunatic cause nobody has the spine to tell him no.

Me in the Grok server room doing gods work:

The last 40 minutes of #StrangerThings coulda be an email..

Spending my NYE the way god intended, 4 Millers deep watching Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, locked in like this.

BREAKING NEWS!! IM OFFICIALLY A TWITCH AFFILIATE!! MY ASCENSION TO UNEMPLOYED VTUBER IS COMPLETE!

Hell yeah

Back to work

Today's the only day I'm allowed to post this. #merrychristmas

Ass.

#fivenightsatfreddys2 How bad can it REALLY be?..right?

You're telling me Andrew Tate went up against a dude who fights like a twink on the Jerry Springer show and got his shit rocked?? Merry Christmas, we're gonna be alright.

Displaying the TCG next to my Gunpla is a huge vibe.

Debating if I should sell my Xbox Series X at this point cause like why the hell do I have this lol.

@strawbxrrymochi.bsky.social calls me an addict, but addicts don't pull like this bro.

I FINALLY HAVE THE BIG G MY SET IS COMPLETE

@strawbxrrymochi.bsky.social when she finds out I bought more pokemon cards..

When the B.O.W's see Leon's new jacket:

The EE3 devs pulled out a speech on paper for the first award cause they definitely only expected one, I love this for them 🥲 #TheGameAwards

LFG

I said I was done? I, uh, lied. NOW I'm satisfied...

They nailed it with First Kill another prequel is jumping the shark the wrong way, the right way would be to pull a "Jason Lives" and make Esther a zombie

We're getting an official Cyberpunk TCG?!

Pov: You're on a bubble tea date with a 4'9 vtuber who owns 9000 plushies and cries a lot.

I spent an egregious amount on Pokemon card yesterday at a con and I'm trying to get my hyper fixating under control today so I said to myself "two boosters today an then we done till next month." And then I pull this..

I am in pain.. #marvelrivals

Iron Lung is gonna be playing at any theaters in the whole province 😭😭

Apparently these are good pokemon cards? They got some shiny and art stuff or something

Hold UP, stop the presses, Routine actually launched today?! Like the game is real and I can play it?

I'm not in the pokemon loop so let me try to understand this, you can pull cards and just sell them? For money? Like they're worth lots of money?? It's that easy???

Many MANY hours later, while sick all weekend, the big boi is finished.

Water slide decals are tedious but coming along, can't get the adhesive that's recommended around here and I'm too impatient to have it shipped so the Warhammer guys at the hobby store recommended ardcoat and contrast medium, it's making everything stick and shiny as fuck

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Jesus Christ.. #strangerthings

I picked the worst time to dress like a teenager with my MCR sweater and my fingerless gloves cause the mall is packed with them right now, if they notice my hair thinning they'll rip me apart..

Amuro, I'm doing something extremely wicked..

I'M FREEEEE!! Fuck Nightmare lV! #MarvelRivals

#myheroacademia final battle if they called in someone with actual aura against AFO.

Breaking news tonight. www.twitch.tv/supermuffink...

Scratching the itch.

Finally found a copy in the wild

Gabe if you don't push the Half Life 3 announcement button now, the whales will come for you.

10/10 unhinged af