There are many ways your party could develop this campsite to be more comfortable, like a cooler full of white claws & some folding chairs. Or you & your friends can help make it less cozy by adding things like bloodsplatter, arrow holes, & charred skeletons in several key locations. #dnd #roll20

Treat yourself to a cave map on me this new year, you earned it sport. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap

I'm sorry to say that if jumping on slippery rocks isn't a major aspect of your backstory then you'll absolutely be rolling dex saves to avoid falling into the water. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder

When traveling in the Feywild make sure to not drink the water, not because it'll make you sick or turn you into a pig or something but because it tastes like watered down jolly ranchers and that gets old fast. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap

You know what, no matter what happens during this combat your party is probably still coming out of this one with a wagon in well-used condition, and that can really turn someone's life around if properly maintained and cared for. Gotta feel bad for the old owners but that's adventurin' #dnd #roll20

If your party is battling dragons, old gods, or sky leviathans, then move on bucko because my maps are GUARANTEED TO BE SMALL. If your combat could take place on a regulation NBA basketball court then look no further, let's talk. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap

This cave map has more bones per inch than your average cave map, which in my books makes it better than most. BPI is the only factor that I'm taking into consideration here so keep that in mind before making any arguments. #dnd #battlemap #roll20

Sometimes you get into lil' fights, that's when you need my certified small maps. You don't need BIG maps when you get into a slap fight with a wizard on the beach, you need these lil' guys. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20

Stay away from caves like this, they're full of critters who haven't developed eyes yet—though it's near the top of their to-do list, right after "make mandibles bigger squishing meaty things that wander into the cave" & "learn how to glow to attract more meaty things into the cave." #dnd #roll20

This week I made a tiny dungeon map you can print on 2 pieces of printer paper- I don't print maps, but I imagine that would be helpful! #dnd #pathfinder #battlemap #roll20

Here we've got the perfect map for when your players go to purchase a pumpkin. Use the grid to track their movements as they scrutinize the squash. Roll initiative to ensure they take turns making offers and bids on their gorgeous gourds. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap

It sucks when your basement floods but I'd rather have 6 feet of standing water than have a wizard move in. Once they've put down a magic circle you might as well pack your bags because that's never coming out, and don't even get me started on the smell. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap

Be careful out there on your adventures- sometimes the Dungeon Master will use their most evil accent for completely normal villagers and you're going to have to find a different reason to attack them that doesn't make you sound like a jerk. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap

Ah dang, looks like you got arrested by Calvin the town guard. Just hand over all your arcane doodads and glowing oversized mithril weaponry and mosey into your cell. Cal will whip you up some stew while we wait for Lisa the other guard to show up and give you a talking-to. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20

I don't know why I make maps of locations like this, why would you need a BATTLEmap for a place for buying and boarding horses? Are you fighting a horse? You should not fight a horse, not even in DnD, someone probably needed to hear that today. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap #horse

This holiday season throw your party into a ditch and let them experience rock bottom. Hand out 2x4s with nails stuck through & say you'll give them a penny for each mudcrab they smash. Imagine the joy they'll feel when they work their way up to crab-smasher supervisors. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20

You see all these gravestones? They belong to all the NOSEY adventurers who came to poke around this spooky mausoleum in the woods. They thought this graveyard was so nice that they decided to buy plots here. Each one died mysteriously 24 hours later. #dnd #roll20 #battlemap #pathfinder