Fuckin hell imagine we have to beat the Carolina Hurricanes in the Eastern Conference Finals to play the Dallas Stars for the Stanley Cup. If that happens that will be proof we live in a simulation.

Ellis Island. Good call.

Going to LIV destroyed John Rahm’s game. He used to be incredible.

Bryson what happened 😂😂

My wife has 3 ferrets. I didn’t even know what a ferret was until she asked to get one. They’re honestly super funny.

I think we’ve all proven that the concept of “manifesting” is bullshit cause he would’ve been dead a long fucking time ago.

I can’t believe I’m looking at the moon thinking “there’s people up there”.

Fuck. 😭

Blew up my driver on the 17th hole today. Lucky I had $700 on shop credit at this course from winning a tournament here last year. Paid for a new driver.

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

See, Presidents don’t normally have to fire their staff members.

I keep seeing flat brainers say “why else did the rocket trajectory curve out over the ocean if there’s no firmament” and it’s like, buddy, you’re so close.

All I heard was Carrick will be good for the playoffs. Hell yea.

Radiohead is music for people who aren’t afraid of their sadness. They don’t make music that makes you feel bad. You already feel bad. Radiohead makes feeling bad feel good.

100 points.

This Justin Timberlake DUI thing didn’t hurt him at all. In fact it just brought back to my attention that he had one of the greatest Tiny Desk performances by anyone ever.

I have zero dogs in this baseball fight. But as a hockey referee, I feel I have some sort of valuable opinion. The ABS system for balls and strikes is one of the best examples of positive technology integration in sports. IMO the need for a human to call balls and strikes is gone.

Can’t see the game obvs but sounds rough. They’re slipping slightly, which might have been expected. But I think it’s ok. They need to see that Logan Stanley is a liability. He shouldn’t see a playoff game unless an injury forces him in. Go back to what was working.

Oh hey there’s a game on? Sweet. Oh, NHL Network eh? Nevermind.

It’s almost like being raised by a tyrannical narcissist philanderer is bad for a persons adult character.

I’m such a Tiger Woods fan. Like, he’s a god to me. Always will be. But not for nothing, he is such a disappointment.

Alone, on the couch, with the dishwasher running. Bliss.

I’m the guy who is consistently behind people in line who somehow have 20 minutes of business to do with the cashier.

Now that the Sabres are good again I promise to never let myself get mad at losses like they’re the worst team ever. They got a point. They’re tied for 1st in the whole conference. Onwards.

Whatever.

I can’t be mad at Mittsy

Can wait to get Kulich back someday.

Stanley and Schenn was a waste. Carrick is great. The team was fine, the moves for the sake of moves…not a fan Jarmo.

Benson you beauty

Stanley is ass

I can’t believe we have a hockey team that gets scored on and you don’t worry a fucking but about it.

Aw Casey. Come back.

Refs love nothing better than a tone setter in the first minute or two. Did the refs a favor. Be better.

Dahlin. Buddy. Come on now.

Wow what a night of hockey.

Tage. Cmon man.

Apparently I’m from West Sennecke

That girl sitting behind the Sabres net lookin at Lyon like he’s A5 Wagyu

Dahlin. Fuck.

Trying to decide if spending $150 on building a raised garden box is worth the money to grow vegetables I can buy at the store.

Rush hours in the South are 3-7pm on the weekdays and 10-12p on fucking Sunday mornings.

There’s a legit chance the Sabres road to the SCF would have to go through Boston, Tampa, and in the ECF, the Carolina Hurricanes. You want to talk redemption story…

I think they’re going to win the division. What the hell was wrong with Kevyn Adams 😂

Hot take: I listen to new Alice In Chains way more than I ever listen to older Alice In Chains. I like new Alice In Chains better.

Chuck Norris once said if he were made President he’d make all atheists have “In God We Trust” tattooed across their foreheads so yea sorry if I couldn’t give any less fucks about that guy dying.

RIVER HOCKEY

Fuckin hell the world is grim. lol. Like what are we even doing. Pass out the cyanide capsules already.

I’ve recently starting taking an antidepressant which I’m kinda excited about. The only thing I’m really worried about is the possibility I won’t cry every time I listen to Radiohead anymore.