Well, if the Mango Mussolini is backing down on Iceland…oops, I mean Greenland, it means he now needs to come up with some other insane scheme to distract from the Epstein files.

When Vance visits the Twin Cities tomorrow, in addition to letting him know ICE isn’t welcome, I hope everybody asks him where the Epstein files are.

So, it’s been a month since the law was passed mandating the release of the Epstein files. Where are they?

So now Drumpf is telling the Justice Department to gin up some kind of obstruction of justice charges against Walz and Frey.

Millions of dollars could have gone to health care subsidies, but it went to ICE instead.

So you’re pi**ed because the Minnesota fraud scandal could possibly cost nearly $9 billion of your taxpayer dollars? Well, hold on. Trump’s tax cuts for billionaires are estimated to cost over 500 TIMES that amount: $5 trillion. That’s where your money is really being wasted.

I think that if a parent decides not to vaccinate their child, and the child dies of a preventable disease, the parent should be charged with manslaughter or murder. After all, that’s what they want to do to women who have abortions.

Just remember, Russia can end the war at any time by leaving Ukraine.

Are you upset at the current administration, but afraid to speak out? Take refuge in numbers and show up at Saturday’s No Kings rallies. You don’t have to say anything, and you can hide quietly in the crowd if you like, but you’ll still be counted as having taken part against the regime.

When the GOP tries to claim that the Democrats are to blame for the shutdown, just remember that Mike Johnson has sent the entire GOP house delegation home, so they aren’t even in Washington to negotiate.

In response to criticism over trying to gut Medicaid, and shutting down the government, the GOP is now claiming they are working on a health care plan. They’ve been claiming this for nearly two decades. They still don’t have any concrete proposals.

Switched back to studying Spanish on Duolingo. Four months to the Superb Owl.

No Democratic official is asking for health care for illegal immigrants. They’re fighting to keep Medicare and the Affordable Care Act subsidies from being cut. I’m on the ACA. If the subsidies are cut, I’ll pay $1,000 more per month for health insurance next year. This is important!

Now the Mango Mussolini says he won’t send troops to Chicago after all, because the city and the governor stood up to him. Proof once again that TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out.

Recently, Dear Leader said that some people think we’d be better off with a dictator. If I meet any of them, I’d like to tell you what I’d do, but it would get me kicked off of this platform.

So, Dear Leader said he was going to Russia to meet Putin, when he’s really going to Alaska. If Biden had made a slip like that, Faux News would have howled about his incompetence for weeks.

The GOP is openly admitting they are trying to gerrymander Texas. They admit they can’t win without cheating.

I can’t believe that Dear Leader hasn’t invented a story that he hung out with Epstein because he was an undercover FBI agent. His FBI administrator would totally back him up.

Because of the Colbert cancellation, I was going to boycott Paramount, but South Park is making me reconsider.

Hey MAGA, even though you’re foaming at the mouth over the Epstein cover-up, did you notice that Fox News isn’t saying anything about it? That’s how propaganda works, hiding anything that could be damaging to Dear Leader.

If you are pi**ed about CBS cancelling Colbert, don’t just boycott CBS. Boycott Paramount and Skydance Productions as well. The current administration threatened to block the merger of Skydance and Paramount because they were angry at Colbert and 60 Minutes.

In the face of mounting calls on Congress to force the DOJ to release the Epstein files, the GOP has decided to take a break until September. They must really be scared of what’s in the files.

Last year, before the election, I warned people that a vote for Dear Leader’s tariffs was a vote to increase prices at Walmart. Hate to say I told you so…

Hitler and Mussolini weren’t able to stifle criticism by themselves. They had the help of big business. Just like CBS is stifling Colbert’s criticism of Trump.

The administration still wants to reopen Alcatraz, despite the fact that its concrete is so rotten that Clint Eastwood broke out of it with a spoon.

For years, MAGA has complained that the Dems and the Deep State have teamed up to block release of the Epstein files. Apparently the Deep State has now gotten to Dear Leader and the GOP, as they voted last night to keep the files secret.

I’m your typical white American male, the type of person that MAGA claims is a “real” American. But here’s the thing… Every single one of my ancestors came to this country in the late 1800s and early 1900s. 140 years ago, NOT ONE of my ancestors was American. We are a nation of immigrants.

With all the controversy over the Epstein files, watch for the Mango Mussolini to do something outrageous this week to try change the narrative.

Copying from my original Facebook post: The Mango Mussolini has said recently that China doesn’t have wind turbines. That would be news to Amsoil, Inc., which sells millions of dollars worth of lubricants for those turbines.

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