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@loam.bsky.social
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He/him, 31 I play the games. I have weird birds. I think you're cool.
RIP to this nerd, his H.P. reached 0 :(
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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You got me wrapped around your donger. Dyuhav2letitlonger
about 2 years ago
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I am at a restaurant. Yum yum.
about 2 years ago
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I'm a digital phr34k. Not no analog bytch. EPA tested the air quality around the world and fucking rejoiced. It's caked with my radio waves. Do U even kno how fibre optics work?
about 2 years ago
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"Do not fear, I am wetting the affected areas." (proper firefighter saying) "Chill out. I'm wettin' it." (fake, sexier Hollywood version)
about 2 years ago
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Can it wait? I'm re-crangling the central borgletron switchboard (Sci fi joke)
about 2 years ago
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Yooo, I bought one of these in 2010. It chews the coins down with haunting motion.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 years ago
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Everyone always talks about how Space Jam made a generation of furries by sexualizing the lady bunny. When are we going to talk about the Wayne Knight inflation fetish scene?
about 2 years ago
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The foreskin should be renamed the veinguard (veiny vanguard) (shout-out
@diisastriid.bsky.social
for always reminding me that "vanguard" means in front)
about 2 years ago
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made my grease more pronounced
about 2 years ago
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ALERT!! If you are reading this, damn it's great that you exist.
about 2 years ago
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Two Sentence Horror: She breasted boobily as she stared at the bulging package. A man placed a sticker on it that read: "DATE OF BUTCHER: TODAY!!!" (The horror is that it was not the SEXY breasts u were thinking of 😱👻)
about 2 years ago
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the ups uniform is the paper lunchbag of the human labor spirit
about 2 years ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 years ago
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Whoever just assassinated Mr. Mouth, know that it was completely unnecessary. That won't stop the "All Star" mashups. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they
about 2 years ago
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Scrambling to find a salt-shaker while surrounded by endless amounts of sea salt. Jimmy wrote an apt analogy of the bizarre scale of wealth inequality here on Earth. May he escape this fragile fool's game in paradise.
about 2 years ago
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Jimmy Buffet got owned
about 2 years ago
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Went to Dunkin at 6PM and got my beans and creams.
about 2 years ago
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Austin's Powers
about 2 years ago
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Careful with Those Eggs, Eugene
about 2 years ago
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