i’m of the mind that if the doctors didn’t want me to chug the ultrasound gel sitting sooo demurely on their office desk, they wouldn’t have made it look like such an enticing ambrosia-esque magical potion. like tell me this image doesn’t awaken a deep, primal thirst in you

uni’s been kinda stressing me out however ☝️ i get to write songs about vampires for assignments so it’s all still extremely worth it

everyone go listen to hohnen ford NOWWW i discovered her music a couple of days ago and i'm so obsessed rn!! she's an excellent singer-songwriter with lovely jazzy elements in her songs, and her word-painting skills are crazy good (check out the word 'side-eyed' in "burn my return ticket home"!)

had a kind of sexually charged moment with this really juicy raspberry today. and there’s fuckall else so i’ll just start pining for that i guess

there was a ladybug on the bus window with all her red sucked out vampire style. tried to focus on admiring her gothic swag instead of succumbing to the envy of wanting all MY red sucked out vampire style

pretty sure the personification of my anxiety is a scheming royal advisor ”the public is turning on you, sire… i can sense it in the air….. i suggest retreating to your quarters and isolating, lest you anger more of your subjects……” DUDE u want my throne so bad it makes u look stupid 🙄🙄🙄🙄

was at the studio today working on a song i've been co-writing with a friend..... kinda insanely excited over how it sounds so far 😳😳 head on over to my discord server for a little sneak peek!!

didn’t think this needed to be said 🙄😒 but if we’re not on speaking terms, PLEASE erase my summoning ritual from your grimoire. eventually your morbidly curious apprentice WILL snoop through your secret library and it WILL be awkward for all parties involved

i actually hate the bluesky character limit so much. why would u try to make me condense this. are roses too red and fragrant for you? do u also deem the sunrise too vibrant and bright?? whatever i’m taking this one to tumblr instead

my posts keep failing the bechdel test. will ponder on this

ughhh i wish i was taken, i’m tired of having to resort to my imagination :/ my vampire gf, frantic and alarmed: u wish u were ”stakin’”???? me: omgg haha nooo babe i said ”taken”!! now come on, let’s go make out sloppy nasty style with our third, gale dekarios from baldur’s gate 3

so an octopus walks into a sushi bar and says ”you’ve got to be squidding me!” when he sees the 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ oh ew there’s pixies on my post. splat splat splat 👋💥👋💥👋💥 anyway so the octopus walks in and… ugh sorry i’ve got pixie all over my hand now. can we do this another time

DROOLING BARKING HOWLING SCREAMING happy subway release date to all who celebrate

i finally played slay the princess and holy shit!! why did it take me this long to play it!!!!! i’m so so smitten. here are my thoughts after my first playthrough:

chappell’s finally releasing the subway next week

it’s generally safe for humans to do gnome drugs, like snorting morning dew and huffing petrichor. elves, however, will give you shit like ”galethiar’s umbral dust of truthseeking”, then call you a ”bad hang” when your soul collapses from birthing a new plane of existence and u have to go home early

big fan of doctor seward from dracula, but i just didn’t think he was enough of a yearning freak when he gave a blood transfusion to lucy. like come onnn. you are literally giving life to the woman you’re pining for. there’s a part of you pumping through her veinsss. be more insane about it

thinking about dracula normal style tonight on this night at 3 am tonight. don’t worry about it

steam summer sale whispering Sweet Nothings into my ear,,,,,,

if a vampire ever revealed to me that they were a vampire, i wouldn’t really care tbh. like i’d be pretty nonchalant about it. and they’d be like, really impressed by my nonchalance and invite me to their castle for various vampire activities. which, again, i don’t even care about,

went to frolic in a field today and none of the bumblebees even knew you dude. all the butterflies laughed at your philosophies and the dandelions thought you lacked a moral compass. had tea with a squirrel and he called you a bitch

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP these live versions go SO hard ALSO TWO NEW SONGS?????? boys go to jupiter u have FED MEEE

i’m like if socrates was rly into vampires

composed a short little string quartet doodle today :] i like to imagine this is what plays in ur head when ur a small bunny and it’s ur first spring and ur just waking up and all ur bunny siblings are sooo so eager to play with u

idk who needs to hear this but green potions ➡️ UNSAFE 🚫 - rots both body and soul, turns you into a grotesque example of hubris green elixirs ➡️ SAFE ✅ - boosts pre-existing magical abilities, laxative effects and remember: IF IT BUBBLES, THERE’LL BE TROUBLES

been getting rly good ads on tumblr lately

sang as my favourite little alien creature on paul’s new album :] it’s now out on bandcamp, go check it out!! mochalab.bandcamp.com/album/the-pu...

the livestream for paul shapera's puppetshade chronicles 4: the cryptic tear starts in seven hours 😳😳 tune in to see how they shade those puppets idk i didn't read the manga

no more ”fluent in sarcasm” tinder profiles!!! WHERE is your fluency in earnestness. pick up a duolingo course in sincerety and tell me what’s true to your heart or else i’m not gonna let you hit

since i’ve yet to escape @paulshapera.bsky.social’s basement, i’m obligated to announce that i’ll be featured on the next puppetshades chronicles album coming out in 9 days!! so if you could all make as much noise about the album release to distract paul from my next escape attempt, that’d be great

i was meant to be Her,,

if i don’t reincarnate as a rosy maple moth i’m gonna fuckign riot

the rest of the writing in this show isn’t very good either, but i’ll be damned if i’m not locked the fuck IN. it’s peak romantasy silliness that leans unapologetically into every single trope in the genre. it’s my favourite show rn and i hope the writing never gets better

been watching ”a discovery of witches” and i’m FASCINATED by how thoroughly they’ve butchered their one finnish character. it’s like the writers googled ”lapland” and went through image results for 10 minutes and called it a day. no concern whatsoever about accurate portrayal, purely vibes. amazing

hey you 🫵 if you like my music shenanigans and want to see some behind-the-scenes stuff, i have a discord server!! i upload exclusive sneak peeks to songs i’m working on and yap about my creative process, so if you’re interested in that, join here: discord.gg/JmtmJYUcje

I live in your pocket and psychologically torture you like a tamagotchi

i feel like if ur suffering from symptoms but u know Exactly what’s causing those symptoms, the symptoms fairy should pop out and cheer ”congrats!! you solved my riddle!!!” and absolve you of said symptoms. just saying

i wanna add more songs to my spring playlist, so feel free to send me song recommendations :] lately i’ve been really into floaty & etheral folk-pop stuff and anything that’s fun & theatrical!! also any songs with devastatingly good lyrics are very very welcome

so far being on sick leave from burnout has been like. i wanna do something. no i’m too tired to do that. no i’m too tired to do that either. i could do that but i forgot how to draw joy from it. no i’m too tired to do that. all while mitski’s ”working for the knife” plays on repeat

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omg our dolls of new albion proshot is being shared on shaperaverse tumblr….. if i get turned into a tumblr gif i might as well retire on the spot bc it’s never gonna get better than that

i’m so tired of dating apps can i just hold a david tennant lookalike contest in my bedroom and be done with it

hiiiii bluesky here’s a snippet of a fun little string section i wrote as part of my composing homework :] not sure i’ll do anything with it but we’ll see!

being single SUCKS it’s st. patrick’s day tomorrow and literally no one has asked me to be their patrick yet 😔😔

why is no one devising contraptions anymore. inventing things is supposed to have a nefarious whimsy to it

music uni is so funny bc some classes feel like psychological torture designed to zoom in on your deepest insecurities as a musician, and in other classes u get to make. little song moodboards :]

feel like pure shit just want him back 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

there’s this abandoned house i see every day omw to uni, and today i spotted these new cat signs that had appeared. the text above the cat says ”A + E”. i like to believe this place got taken over by a pair of cats called amadeus and eggnog with a business idea to turn it into a luxurious cat club

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