Me in Arc Raiders literally 5 seconds before getting two shot by another fucking rocketeer

(Super) Dry January

I listen to quite a few podcasts but I often forget that the podcasts I listen to are not what normal people listen to. When people learn I like podcasts they excitedly tell me about smartless/huberman/random celebrity nobody need to hear more from and I have to be like… ew no that’s not what I mean

NYE is the ideal night to eat a bunch of snacks. So every year I make party food without a party and watch Poseidon Adventure. Yuzu Smoked Salmon Dip Prawn toast // gyoza // shumai Dungeness Crab Rolls Bonus champers and Chippy

Yeah, sure. I suppose I’ll have that option, whatever it is.

Disco Elysium was a very different game than I expected. I wasn’t vibing with it at first but it really grew on me once I leaned into the weird, poetic, character-driven world. At its best it feels like Twin Peaks, especially helping the cryptozoologists or the rave kids set up a club in the church.

Taking a gummy and organizing my closet — part fashion show, part “everything in its place” (Why do I have soooo many tee shirts? But also why is it impossible to get rid of any?)

Holidays, am I right?

*me, out the window of the second story, visibly disheveled and covered in crumbs, clutching a PlayStation controller, on literally any day between December 26 and January 1* You there! Boy! What day is it?!? Please?!?

I was planning on going to the gym but I got a little accidentally brunch buzzed and so now I’m going to play video games. Boxing Day fry up with some friends. Buddy brought incredible homemade eggnog and I did the fry up of eggs, bacon, fried bread, sausage, beans, and tomatoes.

Lil white burgundy Christmas. Radicchio and persimmon salad, braised short ribs, crème fraiche mashed potatoes, and crispy focaccia.

“The Plight Before Christmas” episode of Bob’s Burgers is my favorite holiday episode of any tv show. I’ve watched it three times this year and it makes me cry every time.

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my cozy butter sweatshirt watching the PeeWee Holiday Special while it rains outside

My refried beans were a little thin because I was lazy. Unfortunately I didn’t have any more pinto beans, BUT I do have a can of chickpeas and well… how would they know? (These also might be the best refried beans, or I guess refried hummus?, I’ve ever made)

+3 to hugging +4 to lifting your spirits +2 to mustache tickles

Cute guy at the gym but then he did the sign of the cross before his deadlift attempt 😒

Shout out to me from a few months ago for ordering these and then forgetting about it. It was a nice mail surprise. (Also I ordered tampopo twice?)

I think the percentage of applause that I’ve done that’s genuine is less than 2% the rest is “everyone else is clapping I guess I’m supposed to”

Are other people dancing to the SpongeBob song or is it like exclusively a bear thirst thing?

I was outside hitting the bubbler in my backyard and you could clearly hear on this quiet night the distinct flick of a lighter, glass slide, and the blub blub blub of water when someone on the other side of my fence quietly said “hell yeah dude” as they walked by

Very hard is indeed very hard but nothing so far has been able to withstand 16 concussive mines stacked up behind them + a sneak attack. (Yes I’m on my second play through)

Babe, babe… wake up! New class just dropped

Got a little high and ordered a delivery milkshake (very responsible). Dude drove around for 45 minutes after picking it up and then showed up at my door with nothing in hand. Like what…? That’s way more upsetting then never showing up at all

Hey 👋🏻

LRG BRD

New playmats go hard

I don’t have Spotify but here are four new albums I loved this year and four not new albums that I listened to a whole bunch of this year. New- viagr aboys- Viagra Boys Never Enough - Turnstile They Left Me With a Sword/Gun dual ep - Paris Texas Lux - Rosalía

Surprisingly, despite being an Enthusiastic Hater, I actually do like seeing the music people listen to throughout the year. However this year the most popular thing to post seems to be your estimated “listening age” and that particular metric is dumb and uninteresting

I would like my tombstone to read “Renowned Hater” and then list a big list of the things i enjoyed hating on.

Hmm these lobster har gow look pretty neat but what’s in that little pipette? Oh I know the description will surel- …thanks, that’s very helpful.

Highly considering a Guatemalan insanity pepper tattoo 🤔

Bought a real tree this year, Paco is upset that I won’t let him eat it.

The best part

High and full of pie 👹

I love cooking this meal year after year. It generally stays the same but details are tweaked year to year. This year was roasting the breast and confit the legs. Plus I finally bought a food mill for home so potatoes were smooooooooth.

I decided this year to break down the turkey and I’m feeling like this is definitely the way to do it. Got over 6 qt turkey stock and I’m going to confit the legs and slow roast the breast day of

Wow Outer Worlds 2 is much more difficult than the first. It really wants you to specialize and stick with those skills, rather than being able to do pretty much everything. Plus ammo is in very short supply

Sundayz 🍦

Accidentally matched my fit to my lunch (again) smdh

Me playing BALL X PIT

I had to get an iv contrast dye for a ct scan and they warned me that you could get a warm flush sensation. It felt like I was punched in the face with a fever and I immediately started sweating so much I was drenched.

I don’t know why but the thing that stuck with me most from Eddington was the sheriffs unused CPAP machine. What a prop and they never so much as mention it

Sale was too tempting, finally upgraded my 8.5 year old Sony for not only bigger but OLED as well. It’s pretty spectacular. (Nosferatu was definitely the darkest movie I could think of to look at contrast haha)

I don’t get to say this much but these wings were unlike anything I’ve had before. They were all flats and they were chopped in half before coating and frying. Not only was the chili, garlic, Sichuan peppercorn flavor great it had a unique sweetness similar to molasses but different. 10/10

My favorite pattern recognition is when servers talk about the menu and their favorite dishes just happen to be the most expensive items

Oh good my mail-order dopamine came in. No good halo foils but this set has some of the best art I’ve seen in ages on SL.

It’s always funny that the “cure for burnout” ultimately is like “do things that make you happy!” Like girl the problem is I feel absolutely nothing about everything

You know what? Fuck it, jamon-beurre but with mortadella and German mustard. (I still used that French butter with the big salt crystals in it 😏)

What if we kissed after hitting the stone bear pipe 🥺👉🏻👈🏻