Today’s fit: bassist in a hardcore band

Look at these fuckin monsters

This was really unexpectedly great. The world felt so big, and rich without feeling overly exposition-y. Goblin wars, great folklore-like magic, a fantastic pantheon, and grand adventure.

Please don’t ask me anything about baseball 😩

Signs of a good bar

Got that dog in me (also I never realized but corn dogs are kind of a pain to make)

[The bleary-eyed, mad wizard shuffles through various powders, reagents, and elixirs in his cramped laboratory, toiling at an angry steam-powered machine to create a single goddamn Potion of Energy] It’s literally just me making coffee

Time for a soak 🛁

Lil pre-birthday present for myself, one of the greatest food films of all time

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Oh my god! She’s gorgeous

“Would you like to buy this movie instead of rent?! It’s not extra charge!😊😊😊” “Oh. No thanks. I think a rental for this one is fine 😒”

I got very baked last night and made the decision to watch Paprika for the first time but I was also quite sleepy. I kept waking up and going “gosh this movie is ✨b e a u t i f u l✨” and then falling back asleep

Lmao the description of the turkey leg booth

Episode 6 of the Studio really hit because I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been in conversations with people only to learn they actively have disdain for people who cook food for some reason and spend time trying to convince me my job is so easy when they don’t know how to cook at all.

Took less than 10 minutes for an in game character to call him daddy hahaha

Unfortunately after all these years it turns out I was aspiring to be Duncan all along

My sleeve had a hole so I had to cut them off… I swear

I could watch a million videos of that lady roasting people for what they bring to potlucks

“Oops, I Ordered Too Much Food” - the title of my biography

They were “roommates”

Took myself on a lil solo ramen date this afternoon (and mentally recited the Tompopo ramen appreciation scene)

Chicago beef for the Wisconsin beef (me) The homemade hot giardiniera was worth the effort 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Unlaborious Labor Day

“Oh there’s a new Cronenberg movie? Why didn’t I hear about it?” “Oh. Oh that’s why.“

Creating a letterboxd, not to review but to remember the movies I watched in the last 2 weeks

It’s blurple!

✨ C R I S P Y S H A L L O T S ✨

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Adolescent psychological skin hardening syndrome. It’s common disease where children grown horns from trying too hard.

Some upgrades for Coram. I’ll still lose every game but at least I can be stylish about it

Grill me a cheese.

I really don’t think king of the hill needed to come back…

Everybody wants to get with the nerdy guys, until it’s time to sort bulk 😒😒😒

FNM with the boys - math is for blockers

Theres nothing preventing you from taking an edible on a Thursday night, baking a lasagne, putting on the terminator, and goldfishing your new commander deck. 10/10 excellent evening

If you advertise cute underwear to me and they are in fun colors and patterns but then I go to your site and you only have grey and black boring shit for sale I’m reporting you to the better business bureau.

Took months of advocating for myself to a doctor that from the second he saw me didn’t give a shit about helping me but my mri came back and guess what? It’s EXACTLY what I told them it was. (A hip impingement with a labral tear). Fuck-ass Dr. Idiot

My wienering game:

People from work started following me on instagram. So private account and a smattering of blocking it is then. Why tf do you think I want any connection with you outside of work?! No thanks

These gowns are not very flattering! (I’m fine, getting my hip scanned)

I’m v sick, so the most I could muster today was porridge. Please heal me ✨

Don’t forget to pick up your limited edition Tamagotchi poppers!

One thing in movies that bothers me greatly is the trope of someone, usually the husband, despite seeing actual evidence still is like “that’s not what’s happening here!”

Obviously as a professional I have a lot of opinions on cooking but the one that makes people the most upset is: you don’t need a dishwasher machine at home, it’s faster and easier to hand wash dishes.

Sup bro? You excited for leg day today?! (Yes I only have one full length mirror and I can’t be bothered to set up a self timer)

We have lazy bear week at home (It’s getting ignored on scruff and getting sunburnt while day drinking in my backyard)

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Buddy hit me with the best sol ring I’ve ever seen

Lil relax before Friday night magic ✨