I propose a law to restrict the use of sharks with friggen laser beams in the Great Salt Lake. There’s no evidence or proof, at all, but I’m sure it is happening.

As a person who lived in Minnesota for two years, as a candidate for Salt Lake County Council, and most importantly as a human being I am deeply disturbed by the routine display of inhumanity and cruelty shown by the current administration. In no uncertain terms, I condemn it.

DHS is lying.

The GOP is determined to create a problem to fix a problem that simply does not exist. Call it what it is. The Utah GOP is engaging in voter suppression.

As working families struggle with rising costs, GOP members of the Salt Lake County Council are now pushing budget cuts that would close county-operated day care centers—threatening a critical lifeline in communities that can least afford to lose it.

This week, 7 of the 10 worst air quality readings in the nation were right here in Salt Lake County. That’s not just a bad day—it’s a public health warning. Clean air isn’t partisan. It’s about protecting our kids, our seniors, and every family who calls Salt Lake County home. JaredEborn.com

NOT ME!!! But seriously, I have been mistaken for him multiple times at various political gatherings. As in, people saw me and thought Phil Lyman was trying to infiltrate a Democratic Party meeting.

This is the way.

Want to help me win my race for Salt Lake County Council? secure.actblue.com/donate/eborn...

Today, my ‘opponent’ for the Democratic spot in the ballot for Salt Lake County Council in District 3 and I sat next to each other at a Salt Lake Council meeting.

Several people have reached out to ask how they can support me in my campaign for Salt Lake County Council. The easiest way to do that is simple -- become a delegate at Caucus Night on March 17. Then vote for me as a delegate at the Salt Lake County Democratic Party Convention on April 11.

Some news! I’m running for Salt Lake County Council in District 3. It’s time to flip the council and stand up for the working families that make the heart of Salt Lake County. Website and information on how you can support my campaign coming soon.

Typing in a Bolt ride on my way to CDG leaving Paris. Tiny part of me wishes I could just stay, but excited to get home and get to work fixing my own back yard. Lots to do and I have some plans. News coming in a couple days of days. #runjaredrun

Is it OK this Thanksgiving to shoosh your GOP family members who say things you don’t want to hear with a gentle “Quiet, piggy!” from across the dinner table?

On to the next round.

Optimistic and hopeful, but +39 is too close to call. But 55-45 calling for a change in the City Council seats bodes well. Now the real work begins.

Ballots for the Municipal Primary Election are being mailed out tomorrow! Make sure that you have a plan to vote so that your voice can be heard. Visit Vote.Utah.Gov for more information on how to vote. #utpol

Oh, no! They’ve asked me to present on Social Media for Democrats Best Practices. Join us tonight at 5:30! www.mobilize.us/utahdemocrat...

Shout out to my Sunday School teacher who raised her hand to the side and said “no, honey, we are not bringing politics into this lesson.” I’ll let you speculate what politics were attempted to be interjected.

Let's talk and share ideas for how we can create a welcoming, diverse and inclusive Murray where our children and grandchildren can afford to plant roots. Shake hands, ask questions, grab a yard sign, etc. I'm excited to see you Saturday! jaredeborn.com

I’ve never had my life, marriage or job threatened because I am heterosexual. Our queer friends can’t say that.

Unapologetically PROUD to be marching with my friends, family and fellow Democrats at the Utah Pride Parade.

Hello! I’d like to introduce myself and announce my candidacy for Murray City Council. jaredeborn.com My name is Jared Eborn, and I’m proud to call Murray home for the past 20 years. I am running for Murray City Council - District Two - and would appreciate your support and vote.

www.mobilize.us/puw/ You can sign at any of these locations as well as pick up a packet for other people to sign.

Joining the fight. Spending my morning at the Salt Lake County Democratic Party Precinct and Delegate training meeting. No more just voting and sharing memes. Time to take a real stand against tyranny.

Join me: www.mobilize.us/utahdemocrat...

Woody’s for the win!

I've had a lot on my mind lately. Thoughts about how I want to be remembered by my grandchildren, great-grandchildren, children, friends, family, co-workers, social media randoms, etc. Helmuth Hübener-type stuff. I’ve got regrets and self-doubts galore.

Heck, a lot of people from Provo are afraid of Salt Lake City

Didn’t work from the office yesterday because 1: MLK and 2: a few very loud MAGA co-workers who would probably annoy me Probably work from home again today because 1: a few very loud MAGA co-workers who would annoy me

Somebody needs to know they are safe with me. It might seem the world has turned its back on you. But you are not alone and you never will be. I’ll walk with you. If this bothers you, unfollow me.

Happy MLK Jr Day!

Happy Sunday!

Watching some LOVB pro volleyball on ESPN+. Everyone watches women’s sports.

Correct: Everything we do, including staying on or leaving social media platforms, signals the virtues we hold.

At work they are trying to help people identify their strengths and asked “What does (co-worker) bring to the table.” Made me think outside the work walls. So I ask to you “What do I bring to the table.”

Guess I’ll give this place another shot …

Graduate school is weird, man. I was a terrible, and I mean TERRIBLE, student as an undergrad. I BARELY graduated and I was OK with that. Now, almost 30 years later, I'm taking four grad school classes and feel damn proud of what I'm doing. Especially when a 9-assignment week is completed on Tuesday

Hardest of passes.

OK. I'm here. Now what?