Ok. Go Dawgs.

If you’re at the game, it’s pronounced: ‘HEY BAMA, WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!!!!’

Still suspicious

Bama’s bullshit plays are awesome.

It’s not over.

Momentum has changed. According to script. We’re not winning this guys.

Can we blow a 21 point 4th quarter lead? I think we can.

How I’m watching the rest of the game.

#33 got the tackle for ‘looking mean.’

$100,000 won’t get you three semesters at TCU. It’s not important how I know that, but it’s true.

How I’m feeling at the half.

That was fun.

At halftime in the National Championship game in 2018, a Bama fan in the Benz bar told me ‘Congrats. We have so many.’ That’s when I knew Bama would win … and it was going to HURT.

She’s going to cut you to ribbons.

I wouldn’t get excited.

<Long sigh> Do I have to watch this again?

Coach Heaux.

Betting my children’s college funds on the Bama moneyline.

I’m ready to lose to Bama again.

A&M’s kicker just putting their kickoff return team through every scenario. So fun.

Prepare your loss protocols

How does Tech score a TD on their opening drive, run or run?

You should be excited but just know you’ll die soon and everything you’ve ever done will be forgotten. Night night.

Pathetic garbage time reps.

I need additional beer

I feel like the Texas special teams coach all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!’

I want to poke my eyes out with forks!!

Make all the downs 4th downs

Already making hotel reservations for Tampa. This is about to get bad.

I wish I could relax and not take this so seriously. So seriously it has a real detrimental impact on my life. I should chill out. But I can’t.

I feel like the Texas special teams coach all the time.

Go ahead and spot them the 7.

The last time a day worked out this well for us before playing a night game, we were down 31-0 at the half.

Lane’s game winning drive play calling is going to be satanic.

Lots of Murray-Mettenberger energy.

We don’t deserve it. But we’ll take it.

Kinda of a hilarious drive.

We’re gonna blow it

The 3rd down conversion numbers are GROSS.

I want to stop watching but I can’t. And I don’t know why.

We losing. MISSED FIELD GOAL OF DEATH!!!!!!

How do we draw a penalty?

Why do I so intensely follow something that makes me want to peel all of the skin off my face? #GoDawgs

Am crying. No one blocks.

How many Miller Lites are too many? 30? 40? Definitely had 30 before the TCU game. #GoDawgs

Thorson gonna kick it so good

A stop?

When do they start playing Soulja Boy?

How far do you think Thorson will punt it after our first 2nd half possession?

I don’t have enough beer and edibles for the 2nd half. #GoDawgs