Heard the greatest thing earlier “All homophobes are closet bisexuals because the only way they’d think sexuality is a choice is if they were choosing to be straight.”

Look what they've done to my boy...

What is it called when you’re consciously aware you’re being a stick in the mud, you want to stop, but can’t? 🤨

I can safely assume this isn't you right? Anyway, if this isn't you, a bot is out to get people pretending to be you. @elspeth.bsky.social

My current BRB screen is a custom animation inside of OBS with assets I created, fake depth of field blur effect, and even decorated for Halloween. My first brb screen however.... 🔗

HI! I'm Keyon and I make cool things for other Twitch and YouTube streamers #twitch #YouTube #streaming

HI! I'm Keyon and I make cool things for other Twitch and YouTube streamers #twitch #YouTube #streaming

They didn’t teach this in high school… Lessons with Keyon during some Death Stranding 2

I think tonight is the night I give up on pursuing content creation professionally. There’s more meaningful things I can do than waste my energy trying to prove I matter to people on the internet. For now, it’s a hobby.

All GPUs these days are larger than 2-slots. In my mid tower case…I have room for nothing else! Saw a GPU that was 3.8 slots. 😫

Woah buddy, don’t scroll up on me like that.

Hear me out, Twitch-Viewership Loans. Streamers that want to take a break, loan out their community while away! a Thread🧵 (read on for more info, doesn't fit in the first post)

I’m something of a DOOM Slayer myself.

NOT DONE! But the Kart looks sick. It’ll be ready for the Switch 2 Launch and Mario Kart World

Less than 2 weeks until Mario Kart World! So I’m building the Mario Kart LEGO set. Come hangout! twitch.tv/CapslockKeyon

Everyone tip toes around spoilers now like they ruin your entire experience in anything. Video games are the worst. There’s so much gameplay the minor plot twist rarely affects your enjoyment of the game as a whole. I’m slightly pissed people avoided spoilers…for DOOM. DOOOOM!!! WTF???

Haircut finally! Looking more clean and presentable. Now why the duck did you stop watching my Twitch streams? WAS IT MY LACK OF HAIRCUT?!

People don’t care anymore. They just do the job, then get on with their lives. And why should they care? No one is being paid fairly at this point. Life is expensive and stressful. No need to make your life more stress filled.

IMAX seating for Final Destination Bloodlines at 3PM on a Thursday? Was an awesome time.

I’m moving to Cape Claw.

How on Earth do you start a conversation with people? Either everyone I know is introverted AF or I have no idea how to talk to anyone.

I'm getting a Switch 2 on launch, but I'm not sure why. • Mario Kart World is a mediocre launch title (I still think it'll be a good game) • All third party games I have on other consoles • Donkey Kong isn't until July • It's $450 Still excited, but I'll mostly be back-cataloging.

I had an amazing day today just venturing outside and being spontaneous, as soon as I got back to things I normally do, slumped back into that failure feeling. This sucks a whole bunch.

Being named Keyon, it’s poetic I relate to keys so well. Always getting lost, found, then lost again.

Originality on the internet is dying because we all try to fit into boxes so others will notice us. Tiktok challenges, trends, reposts, stolen jokes and setups. I NEED SOME ART! I KNOW CREATIVITY STILL EXISTS!

I take picture. Is Assassin's Creed Shadows. You see picture. You like picture :)

Being a content creator suuuuuuuuuucks a lot of the time. Some times it's great! But the times that it sucks really sucks. Nothing gives me more pleasure and more pain that trying to failing all the time.

T-minus 10 hours until my 10-Year Anniversary on Twitch Stream

Been playing Star Wars Jedi Survivor recently. The entire time Im mad I never bought the BD-1 LEGO set because I love BD-1 and it’s retired now. Girlfriend says “I thought you did buy it” so I check my closet. 😬

Switched over to Morning Streams after being an evening streamer for 9 years. NOW I HAVE NO ONE TO RAID! Whose live and what do you play around 4PM CST on Monday, Wednesday and Friday?

Cross platform saves are a thing in No Man’s Sky now? Don’t mind if I yes.

DAMNIT I NEED TO POST ON HERE! SO HERE IS ME WITH THREE PAGES OF NOTES WHY POPPY PLAYTIME CHAPTER 3 WAS BETTER THAN CHAPTER 4!

I openly admitted to hitting my girlfriend live on camera...

Hours and hours of trying to fix the RGB on my RAM was finally solved by a Reddit post from 3 years ago. The real heroes of the internet.

I openly admitted to hitting my girlfriend live on camera...

Boo

Twice this week I've ended stream depressed and disliking myself. (it's becoming more common) I think I'm done mentally. • No new followers ever • Raids have dipped • Chat has grown increasingly silent • Excitement has been long gone

Win or lose, we all played some good games this year 👍🏼 #thegameawards (Do hashtags do anything on this platform?)

I noticed that Markiplier is the only person on this podcast using the microphone correctly. The Shure SM7B is not a cheap microphone, so to use it incorrectly says to me "I bought this because other people also use it."

The coolest thing I own is my refrigerator.

The end result of 5 hours of work and only half the room

Haven’t been live in a few days due to the Holiday. Going live now with some Just Chatting and stream room renovations. Come hang if you’re looking for a relaxing time. twitch.tv/CapslockKeyon

I'm pretty sure Twitter is D.E.D. Lost over 40 followers in the last few days, I imagine they all deleted their accounts and came over here. The question is, do posts actually do better on this site? If you see this, give it a like! Comment your favorite movie or game and I'll comment back :D

Eve out here living her best life in Xion. More Stellar Blade photography I did tonight. #stellarblade #phitomode #PS5

Eve out here living her best life in Xion. More Stellar Blade photography I did tonight. #stellarblade #phitomode #PS5

Oh, hello there sexy. Come here often? (I regret nothing) #steamdeck

Photo mode in Stellar Blade is pretty good 👍🏼 #StellarBlade #Photomode #PS5

My body of work these past few weeks. HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT! So what do you say? Need some background noise? A good chuckle? Wanna check out the latest indie games from itchio? Steam? Right here!

Pick your poison: • PS5 Pro 2TB All Digital ($700) • OLED 1TB White Limited Edition SteamDeck ($679)