I started trying these probably when I was 16 or 17, and just landed the 1st one yesterday at the age of 42. Skateboarding is like that sometimes...

All skateparks should have a designated flatground area. I'm not trying to have to warm up to go to the park...

Started messing with fs cabs a few days ago, and I managed to get one just before the rain hit yesterday...

Ignoring my kids all day so they learn that father's day is NOT about THEM

As a kid, I was at an Ithaca NY swimming hole at the same time as a Stephen Wright, I saw Joe Lo Truglio in central Park, I brought Julia Louis-Dreyfus a salad, I brought a very groggy Ron Livingston a coffee

Christmas complete flatground struggles... Everything is new, the board is a bit flat with a somewhat odd shape. I need to acclimate to this setup, and I've been neglecting fundamentals lately anyways, so it's a good a time as any to drill flatground...

And it would also prevent federal courts from holding anyone in the trump administration accountable for anything that happens...

Ollie and parking lot pepper.

Some bullshit proprietary Google format that isn't compatible with anything

Defence quality, but this was the end of a long day and I had to summon every ounce of willpower to try these for like 20 minutes (I've been working on them for weeks)

I haven't done one of these in probably 25 years or so...

Losing followers on the hell site over hand blood. I thought that place was supposed to be EDGY...?

A discount eyewear store called The Marketplace of Eye Deals

Doj: ok fine we will release Ozturk from illegal, unconstitutional ICE detention, but only if you let us re-arrest her for any reason we want to

It also demonstrates very clearly that these "ai" things aren't doing anything remotely resembling thinking

I'm a mutant, an X-Man basically

Why is it so hard to keep a car tire inflated? So easy to follow the lines but so hard to say It's an art to play it cool when you wanna take apart your day in your head But instead you got a part to play... It could start today...

Leave it to New Yorkers to reinvent something common and try and pass it off as innovative

There needs to be a linguistic term for post-social media words like "friendgroup" and "artstyle". It's like German, but stupid

Idk who needs to hear this but the halfway point between fascism and conservatism is not "moderate"

LMAO what the hell?

Here's your pro quo. That will be one quid please and thank you

Terms matter. It's only corruption if one of the guys doing it says this:

Corruption requires the guy doing it to look at the camera and wink in a very exaggerated way

My wife, who doesn't post, texted me a really good tweet

My only contribution to the Pope discourse is that you can't convince me this guy wasn't in some permutation of a Discord band between the years of 1990-1999

Trick tip (ADVANCED): not skating until your injury is fully healed even if it's a really nice day out and your wife says "we can go to the skate park with the playground right next to it for the kids"

This would explain some things...

Hello, yes, where do I apply to have my music album taken seriously?

LMAO wtf I just realized one of the tracks on my beat tape was already on my Bandcamp as a single with a different title. Weed is a hell of a drug...

A lot of ppl talking about "restoring the rule of law" as a solution to fascism, but isn't the problem that "the law" is always defined by how whoever's in power applies it? Isn't it always bent to the convenience of the person wielding it? Isn't it always used to deprive rights via technicalities?

It just does it, nobody even asked it to

This is such good news. Judge Sessions orders the immediate release of Rumeysa Ozturk! zeteo.com/p/breaking-t...

Woke up today finally with no pain in my ankle, but wore the compression sleeve just to be safe. I was out with my 3yo, carrying her back to the car bc she refused to walk, and I stepped off the sidewalk slightly into the grass with about an inch drop and almost fully rolled my ankle AGAIN

Waiting until my kids' nap time to listen to the new Billy Woods please don't spoil it for me by somehow painstakingly transcribing the songs into text on here

This monologue gave me chills the 1st time I heard it, and I used it as an into to this track. Easily the best writing in all of Star Wars... meanwhile.bandcamp.com/track/dystop...

Scientists switching on the Large Hadron Collider: ...and now to reveal the true nature of reality... LHC: proves alchemy true Scientists: haha no not like that

I'm definitely overall glad ppl are listening to my album, but seeing stats of partial listens of tracks that are less than 2 minutes long is wild...

When Trump says something wildly antithetical to reality, esp wrt the effects of his policy, ppl always say it shows how dumb he is. While he is very deeply stupid, he's also deliberately doing Ministry of Truth, "How many lights are there?" level will breaking, and that shouldn't be glossed over...

Billy Woods, if you're out there, you can have every beat on this album...

I can make a white napkin reflect orange light just by rubbing Cheeto dust on it. Pretty crazy. When you think about it.

Tomorrow...

Man I was getting fakie inward heels to go around and land with my right foot only. Gotta figure out the jump. I think I have to jump more towards toe side like when you first learn shuvits, or just lean more over my feet...

Not to hand anything to anyone, but yeah maybe consumption culture is a bit out of hand. Like, who is this even for? Why were significant production resources allocated to the production of specifically this?

2 days...

An engagement account that's locked? What will they think of next?

I think there's a session or two left in my current board, but I'm v curious to see how this 8.25 tru-fit shape is...

Fine I'll vote for Harris next time if one person can tell me one thing of consequence that she's done since losing the election, which would demonstrate that she gives even the slightest shit that there's a fascist coup destroying our entire society more irrevocably with each passing moment

So they could have been doing this the whole time?

Wood is crazy man! This is just flatground & for a fraction of a second you can see the top and the bottom of the board at the same time...or maybe I'm just old and fat? Side note: remember in the late 90s when they tried to make fully fiberglass decks & people kept injuring their legs from impact?